All Rainbow Dash wanted to do was pick up her birth certificate from her parents, she didn't realize it would cause her world to come crashing down.

A random crack fic created for the lols.

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The name Lesbian Carriagewasher (Lesbian Carwash in the episode, but no cars exist in Equestria so yeah) came from an episode of MLP: The mentally advanced series by FlimFlamFilosophy, which inspired me to make this fic, Also I will probably get around to spell checking it…sometime in the future.