The Swiss-German Lance

Chapter 4

I wake up god knows when with three different feelings, the first and main one is pain, then the second is just being scared what will happen later and third one is...arousal?

Best combination ever. Anyways, wake up brain, we need to wake up my body.

My brain gave me the worst answer I could imagine ‘Starting Braindos Eight Point One.’

So when my brain woke up and I had the feeling nearly to cum- don’t ask my why or how- I instantly threw my hooves around, I felt I’ve hit something, but what.

I open my eyes and guess who I hit. The fucking librarian. I slowly stood up, looking around, trying to look  around and see if I’m in the future or still in the same shitty day. I would say the second option fitted the best. If I would have now sword and hands, I would cut you open and rip everything out, I’m not kidding, never touch my dick again.

“Why the fuck did you touch my dick?!” I yelled at her, she just blushed and rubbed the spot I’ve hit her, staggering to say something.

Fuck this I’m outta here.

I walked towards the door, trying to open it until I remember one thing. Hooves, I still got hooves. I sighed angrily, turning around, waiting for an answer of the librarian.

I still don’t know her fucking name! In the next question, question that. I thought, making a note to my brain.

She continued staggering, then coming out with a sentence as fast as a shooting Machine Gun, “I thought there would be something human inside you so I wanted to collect sperm and look if there still is!”

I just looked at her, thinking she had now fully lost it.

Fuck it, just ask the question.

“What your name? I asked her, going straight to the point.

“Twilight Sparkle” she answered quietly, but still loud enough for me to understand.

My first reaction was just to kill her, strangle her, or say ‘Sorry that you got such a shitty name.’ Who would come up with such a name?

“Is there a problem?” Twilight said, looking at my face that showed a ‘WHAT?!’

“N-no, not at all.” I stammered, not trying to break out laughing, but now having a grimace.

She just shrugged, dropping what’s so funny, then coming up with the question I didn’t want to hear, “Ready to meet the princesses, Skyfall?”

“Fine, but I will fuck up, I will tell you that.” I answered, not wanting to talk with a princess at all. Really, I would better go at night, since day would be kinda bring too much attention towards me, that’s when I asked “Do you mind if we go at night?”

“Alright, but we’ll still arrive at day.” Twilight answered, not quite what I wanted but should work.

She then yelled out, calling somebody named Spike. I never saw somebody else here… I thought, until I saw who she called.

A rather small green, purple dragon, walking over towards Twilight, eyeing me and then looking at Twilight, talking about something, I can’t hear.

He soon took a scroll and quill and wrote something, after that he nodded, closed the scroll, and burned it…

I just watched, thinking how Twilight would react, but she just continued talking with Spike I don’t get this world.

I watched as he burped out a scroll and opened it, reading it to Twilight. After he finished, she smiled, walking towards me.

“Alright, pack your things, we’re going to Canterlot!” She said with happiness.

“I’m ready.” I said with a groan after that, having a frown on my face.

“Perfect, let me get Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Rarity.” She said, breaking me for the second time.

Who? Wait. Friends?! Oh fuck! oh fuck oh fuck oh fuuuuck! I started panicking and from the look of Twilight, I did physically as well, but she didn’t question it, and walked out of the house, leaving me and Spike here.

“So…you’re a dragon?” I asked him.

He nodded and then asked “Who are you even?” eyeing me.

I just looked at him, then answering with one simple word, “Skyfall.”

“Skyfall?” Spike asked, looking me ‘Really?’ face

“Skyfall.” I answered, staring at him with a blank face.

“Alright, I’m Spike.” Spike said

“I heard Twilight call your name already, Spike.” I said, looking at him. No shit, Sherlock, are you still a kid? I mean seriously, there are possibilities to think like I didn’t hear it, or if I’m deaf, but if it’s kinda obvious if she tells you to write about another...pony… coming, you would kinda get the feeling that she already the pony about you. Might just my stupid brain with such dumb ideas but anyways, back to reality.

Spike was snipping his claws in front of me, when I looked at him, he jumped back a bit, not expecting such a reaction like giving him a cold glance. He just looked at me, until he said “You kinda zoned out there for a moment buddy.”

I just looked at him. “Alright...now what?” I asked Spike, he just shrugged, walking off to a row of books, saying calmly “Wait until she brings her friends,” he took a...oh my god...was that what I think it was? It was a comic book! He then continued “We could read some books, or comics.”

“Hell no I’m outta here.” I said after I ran to a window and jumped through it, coming out unharmed, though the window was wrecked. I looked around to see, I jumped out of the main area, and guess who I saw.

I saw Twilight Sparkle with five more ponies I never saw, two pegasus...es., one sexual pleaser, or unicorn as Twilight said and two normal ponies. Alright, starting with the pegasuses, there was one cyan pony with a rainbow mane and tail, was rather funny to watch. Then there was a buttery coloured one with a rather pink mane, looking rather scared, but wh- oh yeah, I just jumped through the window. Then to the unicorn, a white one, with a...stylish violet mane? Alright I guess. Lastly the normal two ponies, there was one bright pink coloured pony with a poofy mane that looked like cotton candy and then there was a orange pony with a blonde mane and a...hat? Never really saw one of those so I can’t describe what it is.

They watched at me standing up and running away, well, after Twilight yelled “After him!”

If I’ll be honest, my right back hoof hurts when stepping on it, but I didn’t care, I was running away fro-

The cyan pegasus was right in front of me, flying, what did I do? Play it cool and slide under her, her tail brushing against my face but I didn’t care.

I got back up after I started slowing down and started running as fast as the wind can. Hoping to get away from them. Until I got bound by...ropes? I don’t want to question where they got that from so fast. My back hooves were tied together, and I was on the ground, sighing.

They got in front of me and started talking with me, but I didn’t listen to them, I just thought of getting away from here as fast as possible. I didn’t care anymore what will happen, I just wanted to end my life, I lived good as human, but I didn’t want a fresh start, I feel bad. Really bad.

“-That’s when I met him,” Twilight said, pointing a hoof at me, they just looked at me, then back at Twilight.

“And what do you think he is one of those “Humans” anyway?” The cyan one said to Twilight.

She told them nearly everything about me and still don’t buy it? Fucking hell.

I didn’t hear the rest again because I zoned out again, thinking how to get away from here. That’s when I had the idea that I could roll out of here.

I did one roll to the right, and they stopped me.  Smooth move I guess.

They continued talking, the orange pony had her left front hoof hard on me, so I couldn’t move. That is really just perfect.

After some little while with them chatting and some of them always looking towards me, I noticed that the rope that binds my back hooves is kinda loose, that’s when I had the idea to try remove the rope by struggling and then run but there was one problem.

The hoof of the orange pony was still on me, not as heavy anymore, so I gave it a go.

I started struggling like mad, but no success, the rope was still on me.

Is that a sticky rope? Because it’s really on me, and it feels rather loose.

I started expecting the worst, since they stopped talking, and they all looked at me, I just had to gulp because of this, it really was scary, having six ponies and three of them are total maniacs.

I felt the hoof got removed and the rope untied my back hooves, that’s when I had the chance to run, but Twilight just picked me up with magic, just like Lyra did.

You bitch, removing my only chance.

“What do you have to say for your defense?” She said to me, narrowing her eyes at mine.

I gave her a cold stare, until I said something in german that resembles like ‘Fuck you, you pieces of shit trash, I won’t see the princesses, you are all asswipes.

They just looked at me, not knowing what I just said, until the orange pony said “What the heck did you just say?”

I looked her, answering with a simple “Other language.”

That gave them all a strange look towards me. Did they have only one language on the entire world? I mean, it could be possible, but still, why are they all looking at me like I just created a new language? I mean it’s German, one heck of an old language.

They just shrugged and walked off towards the library, with me in a magical grip of Twilight.

Can this day get any better, yes it can.

After all of us arrived in the library and getting some strange looks from other ponies, I just looked how I broke the window.

Surely it was awesome and looked like a boss doing this, but they were scared because I’m too awesom- no, keep myself under control, don’t get too idiotic.

I fell on the ground, and looked at Twilight, she glared at me like I just murdered someone, the others were looking at me with fear or hate, can’t tell exactly, but they didn’t want to speak with me, that’s for sure.

“What were you thinking?” Twilight asked me, where I just simply shrugged the best I could as a pony.

“Thinking what could happen if I met the princesses, got panicked, jumped out of the window and tried to escape. Truth be told, it’s the worst escape I’ve ever done.” I said with a blank face, looking up at Twilight.

“I hope you know you will work here until you paid your debts off” She said, looking at me with a smirk.

Well shit, I’m fucked.

I’ve putten my head down on the floor, feeling nothing at all, muffling out “When will I start working?”

“Tomorrow.” She said while her friends walked off to the other side of the room, starting to discuss about something, I hope it wasn’t me.

“Uhh...when will we then get to the princesses then?” I said, slapping myself mentally again after asking that.

“I have that sorted out.” She said, taking a empty scroll and quill and starting to write something on it, then walking to Spike who was still reading his comic book.

How the fuck didn’t he notice that? I mean that hit on glass was very loud!

Twilight gave him a scroll, he took it and burned it, and then some seconds later, he burped out another scroll.

He opened it and starting reading it to Twilight, and I was even able to hear it.

“My dearest Twilight, I understand what Skyfall has done, but he will still be in need of coming over to the castle, he must come somewhere in this week. Your mentor, Princess Celestia”

Now that was a shitty reply...

I sighed, rolling over ninety degrees, deciding just to take a nap and calm my nerves.