After landing in a country he can't recall being on any map, and being sold to a royal court he never recalled to be in any historical era on Earth, Richard is having rather a bad day. Humans are livestock in this unfamiliar land, and also have a duel purpose of having certain uses that would be best displayed behind closed doors.

Sold to Celestia as a means to ''relieve stress'' He must escape his appointed occupation as a pet (or more so slave) to the royals, find a way to prove his intelligence to the Sun godess, and promptly find something worthwhile to accomplish in such an alien world as Equestria, whatever that may be. Little does he know, his assignments will be..interesting, to say the least…

But through the power of Carefully-Applied Bullshit, Intrigue, and the power of the sun godess herself, anything is possible! Right?

By the way, this is my first fic, so you may notice the quality getting steadily less shitty as time goes on.

(Now a collab with CiceroNiche, seriously, you should check him out.)