Another Cabin in the Woods

I found myself on Earth, the one place I now hate. I'm here for one thing and one thing only... Flutterbat. I may be in Earth now, but where exactly in Earth I'm in... Is just plain confusing. I found myself in some kind facility. The place looked empty and I was wondering where everyone is. I walked down the hall, looking around. I found a door slightly ajar and peeked inside. It was a closet. I opened it and saw jackets hanging on racks. Lab coats to be exact. I slipped inside and c,owed the door behind me. I grabbed a lab coat and put it on. I grabbed a random name tag and looked at the name. 'Lloyd Barclay'. I clipped the name tag on and grabbed a pair of glasses that I found sitting on the table. I checked my pants pockets. Satisfied that the gun I took from Equestria is safely hidden inside, I left the supply closet, closed the door, and walked down the hall.

"Hey!" A voice called. I turned my head and saw a worker running towards me. "What the hell are you doing here?" He asked. I pointed to the direction behind and opened my mouth to answer but he beat me to it. "Come on, the bettongs are about to begin!" He grabbed me by my lab coat and hauled me down the direction he just came from. He led me to an elevator and pressed the 'up' button. While we waited, the worker looked like he was impatient with me.

"What?" I asked.

"Because of you, we'll be late for the betting."

"What betting?" I asked.

"What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't you fucking work here?" I was about to answer, but he cut me off. "No don't answer that!" He snapped. The elevator bell dinged and the doors opened. The worker shoved me inside and followed. He pressed a button and the doors closed. I felt the elevator going up. "I can't fucking believe what's happening to my fucking life right now. I have to deal with you, and because of that, I won't be able to place a fucking bet! Now I hear that we get a new monster added to the collection which lowers my chances greatly to see the headless horseman in action! And how fucking gay is that new monster? An anthro yellow furred bat hybrid with pink hair and a pink tail with pink tattoos of three fucking bats?! Give me a break. I bet that creature will be waste of time to see in action." As he said this, I took off my glasses and folded them. "And I bet that the creature won't do anything but..." I quickly turned him to face me and struck the glasses across his face so hard, that it broke, and several shards of glass were embedded into his face. The worker screamed in pain. I shoved him against the wall, clamped a hand over his mouth, and plunged the broken glasses into his neck.

"Sounds like you really don't want to be here anymore. I can help you with that." I viciously slit his throat, blood spilling on the floor, himself, and on me. The worker slid down the wall, leaving a trail of blood on the wall. I tossed the bloodied glasses on the floor. "And for your information.." I said as I removed my blood stained lab coat. "That's my friend you're talking about." I bent down, retrieved the name tag, cleaned the blood off with my lab coat and clipped it on to my shirt. The elevator bell dinged and the doors opened. I stepped out of the elevator, pressed the basement button and walked down the hallway as the elevator doors closed.

I continued my way down the hallway until I walked by a large glass window. Behind it were several workers. All wearing lab coats. I saw a large whiteboard with several names of various killers, monsters, and creatures. But on the top, written in big letters was:

New Monster: An anthro yellow bat hybrid!

I watched as the workers place cash and change into a large jar. I turned away from the large window and continued to walk down the hall, searching. "Flutterbat?" I whispered quietly. "Where are you, you sweet bat of mine?" I asked. Did I care if I said something stupid? Fuck no. "Flutterbat?" I asked quietly. Just then, I heard a door open. I turned around quickly and saw two workers exit the room. I quickly ducked behind a corner and listened closely to their conversation.

"Who are you betting on?" One of the men asked.

"The giant wasp. How about you?" He asked.

"The new monster of course. I want to see an anthro bat hybrid creature" he said. The two stopped and I moved further away, trying not to make a sound."

"Do you even know what's going on?" The man betted the giant wasp asked.

"No, I'm new here." The other worker was taken back.

"Oh, my apologies" he said.

"Don't worry about it. So what's going on?"

"We have 21... Wait, including the new monster, 22 creatures stored within the facility called The Jailhouse. There are two categories...

Beasts and Supernatural.

With me so far?" He asked.

"Yes."

"Now... We sent out a flier saying that we are accepting juvenile delinquents to ensure a severe punishment. It'll be a matter of time before they find the storage and fiddle with an artifact, toy, whatever shit they pick up. They unknowingly summon them, then we watch the massacre."

"How many juveniles are brought here?"

"Seven."

"What happens to the ones who don't pick up the items?"

"They're cons. Inmates. Bad boys. They all mess with shit that don't belong to them."

"So they're brought here to die?"

"We really hate misbehaving kids. We hate them so much we want to see them die. And this is why this place is built."

"How do you get up there from down here?"

"There's a red elevator at the end of the hall. It only leads to the surface. But it can only be used if you have this." I saw him hold up a red key. "Since you're new, you won't be able to get one until the end if the month." The new worker staggered back.

"This place... I... I need to breathe..." He panted.

"You'll get over it."

"Oh God... I'm in a place where they kill teens." I watched him run off. I I clipped my name tag and approached the worker with the key.

"Hey man, you still want to bet?" A worker called.

"No man, I'm--". He was cut off when I threw the name tag horizontally, embedding it into his throat. I grabbed him by his lab coat and yanked him into the corner I was hiding behind. I leaned him against the wall.

"This is mine now..." I said venomously as I took the red key with one hand and slowly pushed the name tag deeper into his throat with the other, causing more blood to spill. "Sleep tight" I whispered. I left the corner, ran down the hall until I reached the red elevator. Instead of an up and down button, there was a keyhole. I inserted the key into the lock until it made an electronic beeping noise. I pulled the key out and the doors opened. I slipped inside. I pressed the only button that said 'surface'. My plan? Go to the cabin, find whatever artifact that summons Flutterbat, get the hell as far as we could, return to Equestria.