Another Cabin in the Woods

Out of the 47 opened elevator doors, 46 jumped out. The security guards frantically open fired but were killed first. Eight creatures stayed behind to kill while the rest scattered around the building.

A Giant Snake grabbed a guard and swallowed him whole.

A Dragonbat grabbed a guard and took flight, it then slammed him on the ground and began eating him.

A Killer Robot grappled two guards with its hooks and killed them with its circular saws.

A Werewolf took down a guard and started biting at his neck.

A Giant Wasp grasped a guard with its legs, took flight, and stabbed him repeatedly with its stinger while hovering in the air. It later dropped him and flew down the hallway.

A Giant Scorpion impaled a guard with its stinger and crawled down the hallway, dragging him down the hallway. It slammed him on the floor and yanked its sting out of him before following the Giant Wasp.

A Goblin jumped on a guard's back and bit him in the shoulder blade while stabbing him relentlessly.

A Wolf tackled a guard down, bit him hard in the arm and dragged him across the floor like a dog running away with a bone. The guard screamed as he was dragged away.

While the chaos all happened at once, Speed whimpered and began staggering back. I got up and opened the door. "Lock and load" I said. "We're getting the fuck out of here" I said. I left the room along with the cons. Roland stopped and turned around.

"Speed, come on" he said. The con whimpered and shook his head.

"Did you not see what the fuck happened out there?! We're gonna die!"

"That's why we have these" Barclay said as he head up his gun.

"You guys go and get killed! I'm fucking staying here where I'm safe!" He screamed.

"Speed, don't be such a--"

"A what?! A coward?!" He shrieked. He got up and approached Roland. "Go follow him then! Just you wait! He'll lead you to the chaos and you're all gonna die! And--" the Dragonbat suddenly crashed through the window, and tackled Speed to the floor. It opened its jaws and began biting the screaming con.

"Speed!" Roland shouted. He open fired at the beast but it didn't seem to have any affect.

"Come on!" I yelled. We all left the room and ran through the aftermath of the massacre. The Dragonbat screeched loudly, stopping us. We turned around and saw it climb through the window, leaving the mauled body of Speed behind. We turned and ran as quickly as we could. The Dragonbat flew after us, but an anthro pale furred bat pony hybrid tackled it to the floor. She sunk her clawed hands and feet into the Dragonbat and viciously mauled it. She sniffed the air and hissed softly. She then took flight and followed my scent.

"Fall back!" A security guard yelled as he gunned down the Goblin. He turned his head and saw a Gorilla charging at him knocking workers and scientists aside. The guard raised his gun up and gunned it down too. "Who's next?!" The guard challenged. He heard gunfire. He turned around and saw the Mercenary running down the hall gunning down everyone in his path. The guard raised his gun up and gunned him down as well. "This is easy!" He laughed. From the side, the Giant Wasp tackled him and pinned him against the wall. It then stung him repeatedly in the chest before flying away.

In another area, the cons took cover and gunned down security guards, workers and scientists. "Cale! Is there an exit?" Roland asked as he gunned down a Deadite.

"Sorry! I'm trying to concentrate!" I yelled over the gunfire and screams as I slowly slit a Doctor's throat with the scalpel he once was carrying. "Finished" I said. I glanced up and saw a clown holding a curved knife approaching me, giggling. I picked up my handgun and fired at him to no avail. The clown continued approaching me. "Right" I said, tossing the now useless gun aside. I picked up the scalpel and threw it, getting him in the eye. The clown dropped his knife and screamed in pain. He also made a sound like he was crying. I got up and picked up the curved knife. "Oh shut it, Chuckles" I said as I slit his throat. I then shoved him aside.

"You!" A security guard shouted, aiming his gun at me. Thinking, fast, I threw knife, getting him in the head. The body crumpled to the floor.

"Cale!" Klaus called. "We found a way!" He shouted. I ran towards him and we slipped through a door and ran up a couple of stairs. I opened the set of doors at the top and looked around.

"Clear" I whispered. The remaining cons exited the door and followed me down the hall. Suddenly, a large stinger impaled Lloyd from behind. His pained groan alerted us. The Giant Scorpion grabbed ahold of Lloyd with its pincers and tore him in two. Out of anger, Roland raised his gun up and open fired as did the other cons and myself. We watched the Giant Scorpion thrashed and died of its wounds. The room was quiet once again. The faint sounds of screams, gunfire, and creatures growling were heard below us.

Roland kicked a wall and let out a frustrated yell. "You!" He yelled at me. He shoved me against the wall and choked me. "You fucking know something! Tell me right now, what's going on! Why are we brought here?! What is with all these fantasy creature shit?! And what--"

"Leave him alone Roland!" Barclay shouted. "He fucking didn't do anything wrong!" Roland turned his head sharply to Barclay and gunned him down. Rat and Klaus gasped and backed away as Barclay fell to the floor.

"What the fuck, man?!" Klaus asked angrily.

"Shut up, or you're next!" Roland screamed. He turned his attention back to me. "Now spill it! I know you fucking know what's going on and I want you to fucking tell me!"

"I know that you shouldn't be doing this right now" I said with a smile.

"You fuck!" Roland screamed and punched me in the chest as hard as he could. I cried out in pain.

Somewhere in the building, Flutterbat's ears twitched as my cry echoed through her ears. She glanced up, and hissed angrily. She took flight and flew around the facility, following the sound of my cries.

"If you don't fucking tell me what's going on, I'm going to kill you!" What the cons don't know is that no matter where I am, and if at any point I'm threatened, she'll come and kill my tormentor. No hesitation.

"I suggest you stop threatening me" I warned.

"The fuck I can't! I can do whatever the fuck I want! And I'm going to fucking threaten you! Speed was right! You have brought us to our deaths! And I'm going to--" Flutterbat burst through the floor and grabbed Roland. She flew around before slamming him down on the floor. She buried her sharp clawed hands into his shoulder blades and buried the claws on her feet into his chest. Roland screamed in pain.

"I warned you not to threaten me" I said.

"Get this fucking bat hybrid off me!"

"That cannot do" I said nonchalantly as I placed a hand on Flutterbat's shoulder. "Give me a moment with this fuck mook" I whispered. She hissed softly in response.

"Why?!" Roland screamed.

"Because you threatened me."

"Ok, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I said it! Now get this bitch off me!"

"I said I can't" I said calmly.

"WHY NOT?!"

"To the bat pony hybrid, threatening me in any shape or form is the one thing she really hates."

"So what? You want me to apologize to her? Are you fucking serious?"

"No. Apologies are out if the question."

"Then how do I get out of this?!"

"You don't." I bent down next to him and smiled. "There's a saying... If you threaten the one she loves, you're fucked."

"Who said that?"

"Oh it's pretty obvious." I patted his cheek. "Time's up. Satan will be seeing you now." Roland's eyes widened.

"Wait, no, no! Wait! Can we talk this out?! Klaus! Rat!" He yelled. "Help me!"

"You killed Barclay" Klaus said.

"You killed our friend" Rat added. "We're not going to help you."

"Goodbye Roland" I said. "Hell awaits." Flutterbat bared her fangs into bit into Roland's neck. We watched as Flutterbat continued to bite Roland and drink his blood at the same time. Blood pooled around him and soon his screams of pain stopped. The only sounds that are heard are Flutterbat lapping the blood up like milk.