Biblemann and Shrek stopped basking in le ebin afterglow of sex once they saw the Killdozer™ emerge from its hidey-hole hidey-hole someone's in the hidey-hole. The Killdozer™ laffed at their miniscule penis-shaped penises, for even a Shrock can not compare to Killdozer™ cock.

Unfortunately for the le Killdozer™, Biblemann has a small penis humiliation fetish, passed down to him like AIDS from his ancestors: the Bible people of mid-Georgia. This makes sense because all Georgians are retarded, inbred redneckbeards with little pëckers. (author’z note: no, not Georgia the state, Georgia the country)

Biblemann also knew (brand knew) that he could not confront the Killdozer™ alone; Shrek's help was simply a required necessity, and if Shrek could not overcome penis envy, soon they would both be kill. (authors note: U liek my fresh maymay?) The only option was to stall the Killdozer™, and so Biblemann unsheathed his Sword of Le Holy Spirit, which surprisingly is not being used as a euphemism for penis.

Biblemann charged the Killdozer™ with a single tear in his eye, like an epic vidya game herœ. With extreme coolnisizzle, Biblemann swung his sword at the Killdozer™ and screamed and shouted and letted it all outted.

"That'll be ¥47 yen." said Biblemann.

The Killdozer™, blushing at his own stupid forgetful stupidity, reached into his pocket and opened his coin purse to find that he had only ¥46. Muttering angrily, Killdozer™ began crawling around on the ground to see if he could find another ¥. ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ Super nigger yen number1.

Killdozer™ eventually managed to find a lenny len gem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that had come out of Spike’s ass (protip: if u r a buttwhore, don’t keep money in there or it will just fall out). Fortunately for him, Shrek’s massive Shrock had crushed it into a perfect yen-shaped shape. Unbeknownst to anyone there (except for Barack Van Winkletoes, for he knows all), the yen had a small microscopic tiny miniature miniscule babby bantam bitty diminutive inscription inscribed on it:

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

Little did everyone, including the Harlem Globetrotters know, this inscription was the key to the Jewniverse. No way amirite ö. Unfortunately this will NEVER influence the story

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Meanwhile, in Sweet Apple Acres, Big Macintosh is preparing to confess his love for Applejack with a love poem of love:

"Don't tear my fragile heart asunder, for you simply lack the ability to comprehend my plight. In the event that my heart were to be damaged beyond repair by you, then it would possibly explode in a manner that would expose my mortality. In my current state, I feel it necessary to inform you that upon seeing you, Oxytocin and Vassopressin are released in my body, which many scientists consider to be the cause of the third stage of love beyond lust and attraction. This stage is known as attachment, and it is reserved for only the most compatible of mates. You little bitch."

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Little did everyone, including the Harlem Globetrotters know, this inscription was the key to the Jewniverse. No way amirite ö. Unfortunately this will NEVER influence the story.

Killdozer™℠ wheeled the ¥47 to Biblemann and ran away as fast as he tankily coułd with his shitty tank leg wheel things. Biblemann then turned the ¥47 into 47¢ (CAD) and shoved them all up his ass. Shrek, being a big fan of the ass penniesism ideology, gave Biblemann 3 hairy thumbs up.

When suddenly, a Greek guy named Testicles (pronounced Test-i-kleez, you dipshit) appeared out of somewhere! After all, everything comes from somewhere, and if you don't believe then u = [le]terally an faggot. Even the mighty ronpaulillar has an origin! Its origin, like many other origins, is (0, 0, 0) relative to itself. That’s a 3D (haha a math joak) coordinate, of course. If we were dealing with an ultra 4-dimensional ronpaulillar, we’d have to use (0, 0, 0, 0). That’s a whole extra comma, space, and 0 not factorial! Unfortunately, the 5-dimensional ronpaulillar is only a myth.

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Meanwhile, elsewhere in pony land, Princess Luna, having just discovered the internet, was searching low and high for wonderful new wonders. Unfortunately, this is all she got:

Files in the "g" directory I consider to be "good":
Your program should definitely support them if it claims to support BMP.

Files in the "q" directory I consider to be "questionable":
These may be really unusual, or technically violate the documentation in some
way, or I may be unsure about their validity.

Files in the "b" directory I consider to be "bad":
These are clearly invalid or unreasonable. Make sure your program doesn't crash
when reading them.

“IS THIS SOME KIND OF MATING RITUAL?” she asked in a perfectly normal voice FUCK YOU THAT JOKE ISN’T FUNNY ANY MORE.

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Eventually, within the range of zero to three hundred millennia (inclusive), Killdozer™ realized that he'd been bamboozled like a bamboozled faggot, and this made him so mad bro that he super saiyan'd into Killdozer® (where ® = Regidar’d trademark). U doubt me an I'll bop u k? k. This evolution (scary word for a christian, I know) opened up Killdozer®’s mind to a whole new realm of euphoric consciousness.

Why do they call them "black people" when they aren't people? thought the Killdozer®.

Oh my Laws Of Physics Physics Laws. he realized. (authorz note: we ain’t French here)

They mı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ade me wipe my screen.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE THRILLING CONCLUSION OF CHAPTER 2: CHAPTER 2: Episode 1 because we are secretly Valve.

Author's Note

Finally, after almost an entire non-fractional year, it's here! The chapter you've all been waiting for: BIBELMANN CHAPTER TWOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOHOOOOOO I'M SO FUCKING EXCITETDED!

The best part: it even uses the ASTERISM!