Biblemann hopped out of the monstrous flesh heap that he'd become after fusing with the Killdozer and everyone. He was officially totally sick of being some big dumb cronenburg. Cronenburgs are gay lol man I'm just that television could have a positive impact on the internet to a pornstar of all the power rangers movie with all the communism in the world. I'm gonna be honest I went on autopilot for that one.

Biblemann turned to the flesh creature he’d just prayed his way out of, which was now legally one Biblemann smaller. If you want to get technical, it was now the size of Amalgamation Zombie - Biblemann = X or something I dunno. I'm sorry, Portalz0r usually does the math jokes. I didn't pay much attention in math.

“Well foul zombie killdozer amalgamation, it seems as though I've escaped your wily clutches.” yelled Biblemann.

“Oh shit, you did. Whoa dude.” replied Killdozer amalgamation zombie. Rather than wonder how Biblemann had done it[thumbs up emoji][:D emoji] Killdozer simply reached over, grabbed Biblemann, and absorbed him back into its heaping mass.

“What are you doing?” asked 1/12000th Of The Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie.

“I'm spamming Onision’s Facebook with ‘Cucky McFucky [more emojis]” replied Another 1/12000th Of The Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie.

“Will you guys shut up? I'm trying to escape again.” interjected Biblemann/12000th Of The Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie.

Biblemann/12000th Of The Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie crawled his way through the surrounding 12000ths Of The Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie, until finally he hit fresh air. With all of his God-given STRENGTH he pushed his way back out.

“Aw c’mon dude, I just reabsorbed you.” complained Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie.

Biblemann responded with a quick slice across the hide of Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie.

“AUUUUGH, 1/11999TH OF ME JUST DIED!!!!”

Biblemann grinned and slashed the beast 11,999 more times until it was totally dead.

“Well Godzooks, I guess it's about time I fuck off. Everyone is either safe or dead, so my work is done.” said Biblemann as he walked away.

“Things sure are quieter since I saved the city.” said Biblemann as he walked through the completely deserted town, scratching at himself due to his recently contracted syphilis. Everyone got it when they were amalgamated tbh.

Unfortunately for Biblemann, he had only really been slashing at the outermost parts of Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie, and little did he know, 4/6000ths of it survived.

“You haven't seen the last of 4/6000ths of me!” screamed The Remains Of The Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie as chunks of limbs hung from its remaining living mass. He hobbled his way into the street, and chased down Biblemann via scent because 1/4/6000ths of The Mostly Dead Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie was a bloodhound, while the other three were evil scientists.

“Biblemann I'm not finished with you yet!” it screamed.

to bee

continude? ;^)

Sure, why not?

Biblemann rushed The Remains Of The Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie, brandishing his Sword of The Holy Spirit, which he used to carve away at the moving husk.

Several chunks of The Remains Of The Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie fell to the ground, but The Remains Of The Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie merely laughed.

"Haha no dude, I'm like Cell from Dragon Ball Z without OP regen. You have to kill every part of me or don't even bother, fool."

Biblemann silently continued slashing away until all except for The Living 4/6000ths Of The Remains Of The Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie were the only thing he hadn't cut to ribbons.

"Eep." Said The Living 4/6000ths Of The Remains Of The Killdozer Amalgamation Zombie.

To be finished. ?

Author's Note

constructed by Chuckward, who is not racist

also, FIMFiction replaces emojis with question marks :[

also, Chuckward says to watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIkLiiB9NI