I'm a mostly normal teenage guy, and like most people my age, I like video games, sports, and music. That all changes when I wake up in the middle of some forest one day. Outside the forest, I find that the world is inhabited by…talking ponies? After somehow getting in the right place at the right time, I'm treated like a hero. I just want to know the answer to three questions: How did I get here? How can I get home? When will I stop using song lyrics in place of regular conversation?

This story is not intended to be dark or twisted, the title was inspired by the Kanye West album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

A shamelessly unoriginal self-insert.
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Disclaimers:
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is property of Lauren Faust and Hasbro Inc. I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic or any of the music named or referenced in this story.

Rated Teen for swearing, violence, drug and alcohol references.