Pinkie Pie loves partying, and not making sense. Anon hates Pinkie, and loves being alone.
So when the pink mare falls for him, she ends up realizing being her usual self might not work. If she wants to win him over, she will have to change the very things that make her Pinkie Pie...

Randomness, stupidity, spoofed lyrics, movie quotes, various references, idiotic headcanons, angst, heartwarming feels and shenanigans all ensue. Not necessarily in that order.

This is a first-person Anon in Equestria story, and contains human/pony romance. If you don't like it, no one is forcing you to read it.

The mature tag is here for a very brief (and tame) sex scene towards the end, as well as crude, though somewhat infrequent language throughout the whole story.