The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

I got cutie pox today, luckily there's a curer for this disease without a cure. Thanks to a zebra who can probably get rid of those two feathery growths on your back, and maybe remove those sun tattoos on your thighs.

Maybe my cutie mark is of writing insulting letters like this one, I wonder what a cutie mark like that would look like?

Guess not...I'm still a blank flank like you princess (not to mention like the school bullies Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon)

Applebloom (Applejack's little sister)