The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

Today I abused a bunch of animals, and when I got trapped in a gorge I wanted help from them; I sure as hay wouldn't have helped THEM if one of THEM got trapped. I guess my friends are right in saying I shouldn't have a pet, I'm less responsible than Pinkie Pie.

On second thought, I'll keep an animal that can't live in my house for a pet. Maybe I'll use my new pet tortoise as a door stopper.

Maybe I should have one of those quarray eels as a pet. That would be cool.

Sincerely Rainbow The Dangerous Mare Dash