The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

My 'friends' dared to humiliate me. ME! RAINBOW DASH! And why? Just to be unnecessarily cruel to me. I say you should make them each write 'I will be a better friend to Rainbow' 500 times on a chalkboard.

Humility? HA! I don't need no humility!

I go around saving ponies' lives and what thanks do I get, I get smacked in the face by Granny Smith. When will Applejack send that mare to a home?

Rainbow Danger Professionalism Miriam Ashley Ernie Petersburg Cool Awesome Dash

PS: Spike's a ghost.