Inspector's Adventures!

Welcome friends, it's me Joey! I have learned how hard it is to type when you don't have fingers, and currently I'm learning to fly, and learning how saying "anybody" is no longer acceptable in society. Now get some popcorn, some soda, and a comfortable spot on the couch, because this is gonna be painful for me. Hope your happy writ-

"Joey, are you gonna sit on your butt all day or are you gonna learn to fly?" Goddammit Dash you interrupted my conversation with this lovely reader! Oh well now to put on correct music for this, now all I gotta do is just fly away from here! Ok, inspirational music check.

"Okay, fine! Just repeat what you said." Let's see how many trees I crash into today. So far my record is three.

"Now remember, flap both your wings at the same time, don't look down, and see yourself making sonic rainbooms and you will be flying like a pro in no time!" Maybe I should have borrowed Twilight's book on bird anatomy.

"Here goes!" I yell, and hey! What do you know, I'm actually hovering!

"Hey look at that! Now let's find a cliff. It's best if you're high up before attempting to actually fly. I mean, if you aren't a pro like me." Oh Dashie, you are so vain. We find a cliff, a nice... big...  one... oh god this pony is going to get me killed.

"Are you sure about this, D- D- Dashie? I mean not like I'm scared or anything, but this mountain is so big, and I happen to prefer living over dying." I am not afraid of heights but geez this is a little high up.

"Are you kidding! I learned to fly here, Twilight did too! If anything, this is the perfect place! Now I recommend you get some momentum." Well I am a fast runner. They don't call me "scout" for nothing. I get a running start, open my wings and..... I freeze up. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! GET THOSE WINGS A GOING! OR ATLEAST AIM FOR THE TREE, IT ILL BREAK YOU FALL!" I put my arms out, flap as hard as I can, close my eyes, and I pray that my neck doesn't break when I hit the ground. I notice I haven't heard a cracking sound and I open my eyes. Thank god, I'm just in a tree.

"Maybe we should call it a day. I mean, I'm not scared but I learned to hover so that's one thing."

Are you kidding! With a little more hard work, you will be flying in no time. Now take it from the top..." This is gonna be a long day.

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*meanwhile with Doc*

"Gee, you already went through another spell book, you are a prodigy Doc!" Twilight tells me.

"Well my teachers always told me I was a quick learner. And I am learning from the best! Now hen are we going to get to the advanced spells! We are running out of basic spellbooks!" I don't want another short day! I already got to volume twelve in a week!

"I don't know, but I'm sure Celestia will be happy when I tell her about your progress. Maybe for now you can check on Joey with the teleport spell you just learned." I think Twilight maybe jealous of my progress. Oh well. I teleport to Joey and see him falling off a cliff.

"HEY RAINBOW! HOW'S JOEY DOING!" I yell to her from all the way down here.

HE'S DOING GOOD! HE LEARNED HOW TO HOVER! NOW TAKE A FEW STEPS AWAY FROM THE TREE!

I do as I am told. But there is no need. "YOUR DOING IT JOEY! YOUR DOING IT! YOU'RE FLYING!" I teleport to the top of the cliff to congratulate him.

"Hey featherbrain, open your eyes! you're flying!" I think I am getting pony slang down.

"WHOOT! Now quick question, how do I stop!" Oh dear.

"Either find a nice tree, or go to the cliff!" And right on cue, he crashes right into the cliff.

"Don't worry I got it." And just like that I teleport to me. "Next time, try not to break your neck, ok silly goose?" That's Pinkie's nickname for him.

"Shut up and heal me Doc." The best thing about this place is their medicine. It's just like PING you're broken leg is healed.

"Ok, is that better? remember I'm new to this magic thing." I may be new but I am good.

"Twilight says you go through a few spell books everyday. Now could you just fix me?" At this point I blush.

"Well I am a quick learner. Now hold still, aaaaaand PING now you feel better now you big baby?" Joey is NOT happy with me now.

"Shut your ass up Doc." Yep. He is pissed. "I'm going back to Vinyl's so I can get some sleep. Tell Twilight you have not mastered healing." Well at least his leg is better.

"Hey! Don't you wanna fly some more!?" Dashie is eager to have another flying friend it seems.

"Dash, I think Joey's done for the day. As am I, I'm going to reread that book on healing magic." I tell her.

"But it's not even noon!" Eh, we will never understand Joey. By the time I get to Twilight's tree, she has already finished up the report.

"Hey Twilight, what happens when you botch up a healing spell but no physical harm is done?" I innocently ask her.

"The patient sees a horrifying image of a traumatic experience. It hardly ever happens though,  why did you ask?" She seems eager to find out if  I did something wrong.

"I healed Joey and he seemed shook up afterword." I say to her like it's no big deal.

"He'll be fine. Remember when Rainbow Dash died, he recovered from the initial shock of that didn't he?" she says to me.

"You're right. What day is it? Today seems like it is something important." I ask her.

"The day before Hearts and Hooves Day." she tells me.

"Oh, then remind me tomorrow to have flowers sent to Derpy's house under the name: Joey Bonk.  We always prank each other on your version of Valentine's Day." I tell her. We always have something planned. No doubt Joey will do something like this.

"Ok. And if anypony comes to the door, I will send them to you." She says to me.