Inspector's Adventures!

Happy Valentine's day / Hearts and Hooves Day! Yay! And thus ends my forth wall breaking for today.

I wake up in the morning of this world's version of Valentine's Day to Vinyl standing up on my bed. "Ugh Vinyl, whaz goin on?" I ask her, still barely awake.

"It's Hearts n Hooves Day darling. Now wake up, you and I are going to have a 'romantic' day because Octy says I need more guy friends. Promise me you will pretend to like me like that?" Oh this will surely go well. I agree because I am still half asleep. "Now wake up sleepyhead." She slaps me.

"GAH WHAT THE FU-" She covers my mouth with her hooves.

"SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I obey.

"So how's this gonna work? We aren't gonna, you know, well uh you know. Um engage in THAT sort of-" she covers my mouth and nods.

If I liked you that way I would be more discreet about it, now follow my lead." Oh god I just realized how bad an actor I am. We walk out into the living room "Heya Octy! Me and Joey here are gonna spend the day together. I think we are gonna go to the fair first. What say you Joey?" Well, thank goddess this isn't the first time I have been in a fake relationship.

"Yeah, we'll get some punch, ride the Ferris Wheel, and check out the video games they have!" I say enthusiastically.

"Ok Octy, we'll be heading out!" She says to Octavia. As we approach the fair, we get some punch, as Vinyl didn't get anything to drink this fine morning. Little did we know, the CMC had tampered with the punch right before we got there.

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(meanwhile, with Doc)

"So you are the esteemed Doctor Whooves I have been hearing about? What a coincidence! I'm a doctor too!" I tell him.

"So anyways please don't send her the roses. A great calamity involving love triangles will ensue." This guy reminds me of Joey minus the Boston accent and a lot more calm.

"Ok, sorry by the way, who thought a harmless prank would spiral out of control like that!" Now if you would mind, I need to beg Twilight to let me read her book of advanced spells. Good day sir!" I tell him. As I leave I see Vinyl and Joey kiss. It's a sight that no matter would I do, nothing could never erase it.

"GOOD JOB MAN!" I yell to him, before bumping into the Doctor again.

"Do you smell that?" he asks me, he seemed kind of worried. He then sees the display of affection Joey and Vinyl share. "Hey, I thought you said he wouldn't date anyone here?"

"He wouldn't. I assumed Vinyl had seduced him." I tell him.

"Nope. That's potent love potion. He is not in control of his actions. That explains the smell. Grade A refined love potion. We need to get him out of there."

"I couldn't agree more. HEY JOEY C'MERE!" He motions for me to go away. "IT'LL IMPROVE YOUR CHANCES WITH YOUR GIRL!" He runs straight to me at practically the speed of light "Let's go gift shopping. I know the perfect shop. "Hey Doctor, how long did you say I have to keep him away?" I whisper to him.

"Because of it's potency, the effect its stronger but lasts shorter. It will be an hour." Well at least it isn't a day. I just, god I will never get that salvia swapping fest out of my brain. Jesus, now shippers will have a field day about this.

"Let's hurry, I don't want to be away from my dame any longer than I have to. Where's the shop man. " He obviously doesn't want to leave here. Now if I stall any longer with my fake store thing, he's gonna catch on. I take him into Carousal Boutique. "Aw c'mon, I thought you said you were gonna take me somewhere new." Thank goddess Rarity wasn't in the room until now.

"Heya Rare, Joey's looking for something for his girl I think the cutie mark crusaders experimented with love potions again help me!" I nonchalantly tell her.

"Ok darling who is she? Derpy? Rainbow Dash?" She knows the student teacher relationship is sacred!

"Nah, it's that gorgeous Vinyl Scratch. She's so-" I leave the room before shipping intensifies. You sick bustards! Taking advantage of this moment to draw r34 and s*!t like that. Ugh, now I need a way to erase that out of my brain.

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(meanwhile with the Doctor. Doctor Whooves pov)

"So basically, I cured you with this elixir, so do you remember anything, Vinyl?" I ask.

"All I remember is a dream where me and Joey lip-locked. That didn't actually happen did it?" Unfortunately I must tell her the truth.

"Yes you did. Knowing the potions affects, you might have even tried to do THAT to him." Ugh, I hate talking about this sort of thing.

"OH MY SEET CELESTIA WE DIDN'T DO IT DID WE!?" She seems highly upset.

"Luckily no." I tell her and am I am replied with a sigh of relief.

"Is Joey still under the effects?" She curiously asks.

"Yes. I am using him to get back at Mr. Legend for messing with Derpy. It should be wearing off any second now, and due to it wearing off over time, he will have no memory of this, but just a vivid daydream of you every now and again." I inform her.

"Dude, for a time lord, you sure are mischievous." Well I am quite a prankster.

"So now that everything is settled, do you want to rejoin your friend?" obviously she would, but I ask anyway.

"Sure, but never speak of this again. Now you should go and fix the other ponies. While Joey and I head home." Oh no she's right!

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have some elixirs to make." I say before I trot off to Zecora's hut.

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(Joey pov)

"Ugh, my head! Vinyl, what happened, and why is mouth wet, and why do I sense people making porn starring me and you in it?" I say. My senses NEVER lie.

"Long story, but let's just ride the Ferris Wheel together, as friends." She says to me with her cute eyes. Purple always was my favorite color besides blue.

"Ok, but I want answers.