Inspector's Adventures!

Welcome Back! How was your Hearts n Hooves Day? I had a strange one, all I remember is getting a drink of punch, then me and Vinyl become romantically involved. But that was obviously a dream, as I would never date anyone here.

"Hey Octavia, what's going on?" I ask her, eager to see if she knew anything.

"You sleeping with Vinyl." Ok-

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????" OH GOD WAS I DRUNK? DID SOMEONE SPIKE THE PUNCH? (Oh god I'm stealing jokes)

I then wake up from my nightmare to find Vinyl and (Please let me still be wearing my clothes) Oh thank god. I am NOT ready to be a dad just yet. Wait what? "Hey Vinyl, you mind telling me what you are doing in my bed, and not in yours?" I ask her.

"Sleepover?" She uses the dreaded face I can't stay mad at.

"Ok but, uh we didn't, uh well, I don't have to worry about being a father do I?" Please for the love of Celestia...

"Heavens no! We are just friends! If I wanted that, I would've taken you to a bar and then spiked your drink." A little too honest there, princess. "Besides, two friends can't just sleep together?"

"Well they can, but tell me next time. I almost thought I would have to borrow parenting books from Twilight. But seriously what the hell happened yesterday?

"Long story, and I think you would make a great dad. You're protective enough."

"Okay. Now I'm gonna hang with Rainbow and learn how to fly. Or more specifically, what to crash into." I leave after doing the dishes in the dubstep dishwasher and make them coffee.

"Ok Dashie, I got flying down pat. Now teach me to land." I know I can do this.

"Ok, the trick is to hover before you land, like this." After a few speeches and tricks and gimmicks to the secret to landing effectively, she shuts up. In a few seconds, I am landing like a pro.

"Now how about tricks, like how to do a barrel roll (press the L or R button twice) and the sonic rainboom." I cannot wait to dazzle Doc with my new tricks.

"Ok, DO A BARREL ROLL! (press L or Aw you get it.)" I successfully do a barrel roll without a controller. I then proceed to ace all the tricks, besides the buccaneer blaze and the fantastic filly flash, her two best moves. "Hey, at this rate you'll be at my level in no time! Now the trick for the sonic rainboom is to build up momentum."

"Yeah yeah, NOW LETS DO THIS LEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEEENKINS!" I speed toward the earth- err whatever planet this is. "Almost there!" I say before a cone develops around me, and I... get thrust back into the air. Gravity be damned.

"So close! Same thing happened to me when I tried it one time. But when the situation calls for it you will be ready. Also who is Leeroy Jenkins?" HOW CAN SHE NOT KNOW HIM?!

"One of the most famous people alive. Known for ruining a complex and highly thought out plan by rushing in. He's a meme." There, that's an internet history lesson for you.

"Okaaaay, now just keep trying to do a sonic rainboom, you'll get it eventually. After 15 more fails and 16 1\2 broken ribs. I go back to Doc.

"Hey Joey, you're getting blood all over Twilight's carpet!" Goddammit Doc.

"Just shut up and heal me, I've been breaking trees and ribs all day." at this point I fall over, cringing in pain. IT HURT. A LOT.

"Ok, hold still, I'm going o use an advanced healing spell, most doctors don't do this, I will warn you now."

"Shut up and use your horn." I tell him.

"And.." In a flash of light, my ribs are alright. "There. Now I recommend you get lots of rest. The reason most doctors don't do this is because you cannot move for a day, and are severely weakened in that time. So that is why you will bunk here for the night. Twilight has an extra bedroom, mostly in case some catastrophe should befall our beloved library, but she also turned into an extra study with a bed." He lifts me with his magic. It feels so freaking weird, its like being covered in cold air, or something. The spell took away my movement, but not my feeling, interesting. And now we are here.

"Doc, do me a favor." I ask him kindly.

"What's that?"

"Never ever lift me with magic again or so help me I will destroy you. And remind me to put on pants tomorrow." He breaks out into a fit of laughter. "OH GROW UP!"

"Sorry," he says, trying to hold in his laughter, "but I must inform Vinyl."

"DON'T YOU DARE! I WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT!" I SWEAR TO GOD DOC! I SWEAR TO GOD!

"Ok fine, I will just tell her you went drinking, and found a nice girl in an alleyway." You are such an ass Doc.

"If you say anything to her, I WILL kill you." I tell him.

"Oh look at that, you're already regaining control of your arms. Good night sweet prince." YOU ASS!

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The very next day, from Doc's pov

"And so Vinyl that's why Joey couldn't come home. He was immobilized by my spell, if he kept moving, he would've broken something else. Please do not mention this to him, he hated every second of it. And let him take it easy with the chores, he still is a little fragile." I tell her and pray she doesn't does what I say.

"Okay, I will let the dude get plenty of rest. Here is an extra pair of his clothes." She says, then hands me them. I thank her and trot to Joey, he will be eager to wear them.

"Hey joey, I got your clothes, I'll just leave them here for you." Its so funny to see Joey helpless. Makes me forget Pinkie showed him how to shoot as a pony.

"You now I can't move right?"

"Oh yeah, the spell should be wearing off any time now, I recommend you give yourself time to heal naturally. The spell just revitalizes you, it doesn't fully heal you. But your ribs should grow back." No they won't, but I gave him a healing potion in his orange juice.

"Hey, I can move! Now get the hell out while I get dressed." I do as he says. "Now I'm gonna go to Vinyl's and listen to some music. If I hear a word about the what happened yesterday, I will destroy you." I leave the room and go back to Twilight.

"Hey Twi, do you have any books on healing spells?" Of course she does.

"Yep, hey Spike, get me the three volumes on healing spells, and since you asked nicely Doc, spike also get me that book on advanced spells." WHOOT! Now I can finally learn from the very best! Age spells, fighting spells, heals spells, SPELLS GALORE!

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3 volumes of healing spell books later

"Whoo! Hey Twilight, thanks for the book." I can guarantee that sentence has never been said and the speaker has meant it.

"No problem Doc, how far along are you?" She asks in her usual sweet tone.

"I just finished the 3 volumes of healing spells. Now I'm gonna get a jump on those advanced spell."

"That's nice." She seems a little more smug than usual. I open the book and find just about everything! Fireballs, lightning, age spells, advanced magical shields, and magical item registry! Basically a wizarsd's handbook however it only takes me a second to get stumped on the age spell. I conjure up an item with a new spell from the book so I can test out my age spell.

"I shall now turn this plant into a seedling!" Twilight looked surprised, and as I fired a bolt from my horn, Twilight conjured up a shield over her and spike. As soon as the bolt hits the plant it bounces off, and heads for me. Luckily I prevented it from hitting me by summoning another item. A diamond, but it turned back into coal as soon as it got hit.

"Be more careful next time, I forgot to mention, age spells only work on ponies or, no evidently diamonds." Well now I know. And knowing is half the battle, so I guess it's a win?

"Funny, if it hit me I would have regressed into a three month old foal. But Super Stallion is only allowed to pull that off right." Twilight looked confused at me for a second.

"You should hang out with Pinkie a less often." But it's true.

"I'm gonna go and practice my spells in an open field." I tell her.

"Okay, there is a nice one just on the other side of the Everfree Forest." She does know that is the most dangerous place in Equestria doesn't she? No she must think I am a very capable mage if I am good enough to get through there unharmed. I teleport to Zecora's hut. I must be halfway there. I keep walking, I pass the swamp where the alligator that knocked me out is.

"Heya toothy!" I yell out to him. For an alligator, he is surprisingly docile. I arrive at the field where Fluttershy usually picks flowers. "Time to test out a fireball." I fire it into the air, SUCCESS!

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Hours of spell casting success lator

"WHOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I teleport to Twilight so I can tell her that her student has mastered the spell book. "Heya Twi! I finished the spell book! Got anymore?" I ask, eager to learn more.

"Nope. You now know all the spells know, the only way to further your knowledge would be to learn from Celestia herself. i will put in a good word for you. But now, you should call it a day.