Inspector's Adventures!

Oh GOD my f**king HEAD! Octy said it would hurt but DAMN it hurts. Oh sorry reader. Continue on.

"Oh GODESS! Joey what happened last night?" A very hung-over Vinyl asks me.

"I got in a drinking contest and you tried desperately to get with me. Don't worry, that was after Octy gave me and you a potion of brief sobriety which you didn't drink." Ow my head.

"So do I gotta worry about kids or what?" she asks me.

"No, now let's just go back to sleep princess." I tell her.

"Oh, I see you two are awake. Not very fun when you're hung-over now is it?" Says a smug Octavia.

"Shut up Octy, our heads are killing us. Remind me never to get in a drinking match with a guy who has a picture of vodka for a cutie mark." (some of the people are so weird)

"I hope you realize binging all night isn't very good for you. Vinyl, I expected you to have learned this lesson already. Joey, I thought you would've been a good influence on Vinyl." Octavia disappointingly says.

"Sorry, I thought she had the day planned, but she didn't and the first thing that came to mind was the bar." I tell her.

"Leave him alone Octy, I shoulda told him you wouldn't ant me drinking." Vinyl cut in.

"Sorry Octavia, if I had known, I never would have taken her there." I honestly reply.

"Well she is a party animal isn't she?" You are right about that Octy.

"Sorry." Vinyl does the cute face.

"Eh I forgive you. Octy I think we should all put this behind us." I go for it.

"Your little cute face may work on Joey, but it won't  work on me. Nice try. Joey, your punishment is lifted, Vinyl's still stands." So close!

"Sorry princess. Now Octy, Could you tell Rainbow DASH I can't make it to today's lessons?" I ask her, and attempt to mimic Vinyl's cute face with little success.

"Ok, fine.... She said as long as you give it 110% tomorrow." Octavia tells me.

"Thanks."

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(Doc pov)

"- and that's why I was late back." I tell  Twilight.

"Well Vinyl is a bit of a drinker. Also you got a letter from Celestia. Why don't you read it?" Oh yay I love mail.

"Dear Doc Legend, I am proud to inform you that I will teach you alongside my most faithful student Twilight Sparkle. She tells me you are a quick learner. I cannot wait to see how you do in the coming months."

"I GOT ACCEPTED WHOOT!!!!!! HEY TWILIGHT I GET TO LEARN ALONGSIDE YOU WHEW! Does this mean I get my own assistant?" Twilight looks at me disapprovingly as I finish that last statement.

"Only if you find a dragon egg in the wild." As Twilight finishes her sentence, Spike walks in the room.

"Hey guys, what's with all the yelling?" He asks curiously.

"I am an official student of Celestia. We were talking about dra-" Twilight covers my mouth before I can finish.

"Yay! Official student yay! Now go to sleep, Pinkie is throwing him a party later." She obviously doesn't want to talk about hatching dragons.

"WHAT HAPPENED I HEARD PARTY!" I hear this as I get ambushed from a ceiling Pinkie.

"How did you go through the ceiling?" I ask, curious to know how one travels through solid matter.

"What'sgoingoniheardpartyTwilightwhatarewecelebrating." Oh god she is too quick.

"I am now an official student of Celestia." I immediately regret saying this as it is followed by:

"ERMAHGAWD WE NEED TO THROW YOU A PARTY TODAY!"

"OH MY GOD WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN I HAVE A HANGOVER HERE!"

"It's only 8am. you have time to plan a party, I will go for a lovely stroll around Ponyville." I say as I trot off.

"Hey Doc! How are ya!" I am greeted by Rainbow Dash as I leave.

"Good. How are lessons going with Joey?" I ask, eager to know how he is doing.

"He's doing good, but is having some trouble pulling off a sonic rainboom. He needs the right motivation I think." I am a little disturbed by that comment Dashie.

"He'll get it eventually. He always does. I have seen him do a deca jump (10 jumps) before. He can do that. Let's continue the conversation  at the bar, Wait are you older than 21?" I do not want to get caught up in any illegal stuff.

"Yeah." AWRIGHT

"But promise me you won't get piss drunk while I'm in the restrooms like Joey did ok?" I say, not wanting a repeat of last night.

"Ok. But take me home if I get too drunk." How the?

"I do not have wings." And I don't want her drunk, flying around at night.

"It's not like we are going for new world record aren't we?" She has a point. And I learned my lesson's when it comes to drinking contests back home. We arrive in the bar, and I am greeted with the guy from last night.

"Hey, good job baggin' that one man!"

"She is a friend of mine sir, I would never. Also Vinyl asks you to stop calling her."

"Whatever. Tell prettyboy if he wants a fight next time to say it to my face." I dislike the guy.

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(Oh god here we go again)

"Dashie! I thought we agreed not to get in any drinking contests!" Ugh, women.

"Shuddap, I'm teh bez dere iz, yew cnt stawp meh from bein da best!" (oh good god I may as well start a babysitting service for drunkards at this rate) "Now, c'mere, I wanna hug ya!"

"Thank god you didn't get vodka. Now you are gonna sleep with- you are going to sleep at Twilight's house. I'll sneak you in." We remain undetected, and just as I leave my room, with an unconscious Rainbow Dash in it,

SUPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS DOC!" Oh god.

"Aww, guys! you didn't have to!" Curse my conveniently bad memory!

"I wanted to invite everyone, but Joey was sick and I couldn't find Dashie! But I made do! Whadja think! Where you surprised!?"

"I certainly was! Now where's the cake."

"Hello, my new student. How are you settling in?" Sunbutt asks me.

"Good, everyone here sure is nice. You don't happen to have any spare spell books for this eager student?"

"As a matter of fact, I have it right here with me. Now you and Twilight share." Yay books!

"We will princess, we will." Well Twilight is officially jealous of me.

"Anybody else smell alcohol?" And then, the worst happens.

"Hey guys, Whad I miss?" a drunken Rainbow Dash sputters in. It's times like this I thank goddess for that spare sobriety potion Octavia gave me is in the closet.

"HEY EVERYONE LET'S PLAY A GAAME CALLED 7 MINUETS IN HEAVEN ME AND DASHIE WILL GO FIRST." As Dash begins to awkwardly position herself, I pour the potion down here throat.

"What the- What's going on?" she asks.

"You tried to sleep with me and luckily before you could I poured a potion down your throat and now you're sober. Speak of this again and so help me I will destroy you." Before she could say anything to make the moment more awkward, we burst out of the closet.

"Hey! That was the super short bonus round, unfortunately we shall no longer play 7minuetsinheaven any more." I say to the crowd, amazingly everyone shrugs it off. I bump into Celestia by the punch bowl.

"Hey Doc?" she leans in.

"Y-y- Yes?" I nervously ask.

"I know." Oh god.