Inspector's Adventures!

Oh god the title. Dashie, what did you do.

"I wake up in da morning feeling like-" Vinyl puts her hoof over my mouth before I could finish.

"Octy's asleep. Let's sneak out." I could tell from the mischievous smile on her face that she had something planned.

"Ok, but we are not going to a bar." I say, not wanting another titanic hangover.

"Okay, I was thinking, well since you can fly... can you show me Cloudsdale?" Oh no, the dreaded cute face, my only weakness.

"Fine, just hang on tight- a little less tight my dear?" The things I do for you Vinyl. "Up, up, and awaaaay!" And thus, we ascend into the morning air. "And here is the rainbow factory, but between you and me, that place gives me the creeps. And here is the sta-" Just then a pony wisps past me, causing me to spiral out of control for a few seconds. "WATCH WHERE YO-  VINYL!" I notice the weight on my back was a little lighter than it was a minuet ago. I look down and see Vinyl, plummeting towards the ground. "TRY TO FALL A LITTLE SLOWER!" I yell out. Of course this would happen.

"JOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" she screams, I rush down as fast as I can, I can see the cone forming, and I can feel my weight shifting, and.... BOOM! Rainboom that is. YEEEEEAH.

"So, princess, how's it feel?" I ask her.

"How's what feel?"

"Going at mach 10 speeds on the second pony to ever do a sonic rainboom, princess?" never before have I felt this at peace.

"AWESOME! WAY TO GO JOEY!" Today is a good day, and it's not even noon!

"Now let's land, my wings are going to give out if I keep this up." We land the very cliff I learned to fly at. "Now tell Dash I pulled off a sonic rainboom. I'm just gonna collapse on the ground for a minuet." Oh man the ground has never felt so good.

{_______________________Vinyl P.O.V.______________________}

"HEY DA- Let me guess. Hangover?" She nods. Ugh. Lightweight. "Well take this, it will cure you. Also Joey pulled off a sonic rainboom, also next time you're gonna send me plummeting to my death, tell me before you do."

"Ok, but it worked didn't it? Besides, now he will take you anywhere if you do your cutesy face."

"You know I hate doing that to him."

"At least it's not mind control magic."

"Well I'm gonna get back to Joey, he is so overprotective you know."

"See ya next time he needs some motivation." Sometimes I wish Joey could see just how shallow she is sometimes.

{___________Vinyl P.O.V. over_________}

"Hey Vinyl, what did she say?" I ask her, eager to see if she was impressed.

"She was very impressed with you. She thinks you should take the day off tomorrow because you're doing so well."

"OH YEAH!" I knew she would be impressed! Now I take a day off to relax with Vinyl. Wait wha- "Vinyl, What did Rainbow Dash really say? And don't lie to me."

"She said she wants you to take the day off.She has a hangover."Well now that makes sense.

"Ok, but why do you want to be alone with me?" I ask, my curiosity finally got the best of me.

"I want to know where you came from. And don't tell me that half-assed story you told the others. I want the WHOLE truth, the REAL truth,  and nothing but the truth. Call Doc and tell him to meet me at the Everfree Forest by the shed with the portal to other dimensions. And if you tell m another half-assed fake story, you are going to have to live somewhere else." S*!t. She saw through my clever lies.

"Ok, fine. But prepare to be shocked." Oh god, even readers are going to hate me I think. Please don't hate me readers, you are the only people I enjoy taking to. Sure, the conversations are a little one-sided but you are human beings I can relate to, kind of. You each have stories that I would like to hear, personalities that are different, and you are all different! Just promise me you wont hate me, just hate the writer, he is a dumbass. But don't hate the editor, he is awesome. Well, no use avoiding it. Time to tell you the truth. IN THE NEXT CHAP- what? OH god. I have to d it this chapter? NO! NO NO NO! But the readers are gonna hate me, and I don't anna lose the, they are too awesome to lose. Oh well. The time came, and we all met at the Everfree Forest.

"There you two are, now spill the beans." Goddamn you Vinyl.

"Ok fine,

There were ten of us, each individually were impressive, but when paired together with the right strategy and teamwork, unstoppable. I ran fast, and wielded a Scattergun, a pistol, and a bat.

There was an all-American guy, he hated anyone who wasn't from America, he went so far as to sneak into another country and kill the people there. He wielded an RPG, a shotgun, and a shovel.

Then there was him, he scared me. He was not sane, he saw things differently than we did, he wielded a flamethrower, a shotgun, and a fire axe.

Then there was the black Scottish Cyclops, he was a demolitions expert who lost his eye to a wizard. He wielded a gun that shot pipe-bombs, a gun that shot remote detonated sticky grenades, and a beer bottle.

Then there was a fat Russian, he was a little slow, but what he lacked in brains, he made up for in firepower. He had a minigun, a sandwhich, and his fists.

Then there was that Texan. He built machines to do his bidding, all he needed was his dispenser and he was set. He used it to build a sentry, then with more metal he made it better, and eventually he put a rocket launcher on it. All he used was his machines, a shotgun, a pistol, and a wrench.

Then Doc here healed people with a special gun, we never use it now because it broke. He uses a crossbow that heals friends and hurts enemies, as well as a bonesaw.

Then there was that lanky Australian, he used a sniper rifle, a jar of piss, and a kukri.

then there was that French spy. He put the stab in backstab, he used a revolver, a sapper to destroy the Texan's toys, a knife, a watch that turned you invisible, and a disguise kit, sometimes you didn't know who to trust, he could've been anyone.

And we don't talk about the tenth, after the horrible thing he did to us. He enrolled us as mercenaries. After we killed him, we remained mercenaries purely to pay off our debts. Eventually we were hired by Blutarch Mann or someone with a name that had "blue" in it. It turns out, we were cloned by Redtavich. (or someone with "Red" in their name.) Blutarch had a gravel pit he and Redtavich were supposed to share. Due to the tolls and lives it took before, we were cloned. Millions of clones meant that there would be defects, so we would receive extensive testing before we were released. Years of fighting and a robot apocalypse led to Blu and Red's death. We still continued to fight afterword because it was purely on instinct at this point. Then the cloned 'Scouts' rebelled and then all nine of us became separate factions. Then I was made. I was a defect, but still the best when it came to conflict. Eventually I became sentient, exactly what my superiors feared. I was scheduled to be killed soon after I check the old cloning facility. I found Doc there. And he was fascinated with me, he had never seen a self-aware scout before. My superiors let me live as long as Doc was around. Then we went on all sorts of crazy adventures around multiple war-torn dimensions. Then we tested a new teleporter, said to be able to take us to even more dimensions, even alternate universes. Then we came here, and the rest you know. Now Vinyl, and you too readers, please don't hate me because I'm a defect. The only thing wrong with me is my mental stability, honest!" Sorry, I just need to cry for a second. ;-; You don't hate me because I'm different, do you? I mean you don't hate Derpy. But do you hate me?

"Joey, I do like you, so what if you're a clone?" You're just saying that.

"Most people where I come from associate clones with slaves and are treated like they are worthless. I assumed this place would be no different. Now if you need me, I'm gonna leave Ponyville, as most likely you will tell everyone and proceed to mock me." I can see you laughing with your eyes reader, don't rub it in.

"Joey, don't go. Just today you saved my life! And besides, me and Octy will be real lonely without you."

"But... but...." I hate it when you're right Vinyl.

"And who will keep me from hooking up with random strangers from a bar?" She has a point.

"Ok. Me and Doc will stay. Just promise me you won' tell anyone? It's bad enough the three people reading this know, I don't want anyone really close to me to know I was created in a laboratory." Please please please....

"Fine, but they will accept you for who you are, unlike the internet." Oh god.

Well readers. You know the truth. I have one question: