Chapter 10: Lets talk

“ZOMBIES!”

        “Yes Pinkie, those are bad.  Just shoot them, and then we can move to the next part.”

        “Wait, how do I shoot again?  I just keep jumping and that’s not helping.”

        “It’s RT.  Geesh, I got it down on the first try.”  Said Rainbow Dash.

        “Yeah, well I throw parties.  Not kill Zombies!  You should know this Dashie.”

        “Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Whatever.  Hey I have like fifty health.  Someone use your medpack to heal me.”  Rainbow said.

        “Main, that’s you.  Since you just fucking heal up, then take an extra.  The golden rule of Left 4 Dead is if you take one medpack and use it, don’t take another.”  Stewart stated.

        “I’m the important one of the group.  Seeing as I always have the most kills.  If I die, then so do you.  Besides, she’s your girlfriend.  Not mine.”  I said.

        “Hey!  I don’t know where you got that idea!  But we aren’t going out thank you!  I’m a pony, and I won’t just go out with the first guy I met.  Besides, we don’t know if we are leaving anytime soon anyway.”

        “You mean you are a human.  Well now you are.”  I said.

        “Whatever!  I still have standards...”  Rainbow said.

        “Yeah, that’s funny.  Pinkie enjoys my company.  What makes you think you won’t enjoy Stewarts?”  I said

        “Pinkie enjoys everyone's company.”  Rainbow Dash countered.

        “Hey buster, if you weren’t my friend I would take that the wrong way!”  Pinkie snapped back.

        “Yeah, maybe you are right.  Stewart isn’t exactly great with the ladies now that I think of it.”

        “Neither are you asshole!  You haven’t had a girlfriend since the first time I met you.”  Stewart said.

        “Well, I have one now.  SO HA.”  I snapped back.

        “You literally just met her a few days ago.  How can you possibly say that makes you good with the ladies?”

        “Easy.  I get laid and you don’t.”  I said.

        “You are just going to keep using that one aren’t you?”  Stewart asked.

        “Yeah, pretty much.  It amuses me.”

        “Quit your bickering ladies.  Now I’m down!  Come on Matt.  I need health.”  Said Rainbow.

        “You can ask all you want.  Stewart is now your significant Left 4 Dead buddy.  He is in charge of your health needs.  Among others.”  I said.

        “What other needs would I have?”  Rainbow Dash asked, actually sounding a little confused.

        “Oh I don’t know.  Maybe like when your pussy gets-”

        “I swear to God Main.  If you finish that sentence.  I will brutally murder you.”  Stewart said.

        “Oh man.  I’m so fucking scared.”  I said Sarcastically.

        “I have swords!  It’s like any weapons I ever have just escape everyone's mind.”  Stewart said.

“Fine.  I won’t finish my sentence.  But sooner or later she will want to know.”

“I want to know now!  What the hoof are you guys talking about!  What’s a pussy?  And since when do I have one?”  Rainbow asked.

“Main, say nothing.”  Stewart said.

“If you say nothing, I’ll give you a pounding!”  Rainbow said.

“You know, funny enough.  That’s just what you need.”  I said with a sly smile.

“Wait, what?”  Said Rainbow Dash.

“Fuck you Main.”  Said Stewart.

“Oh I get it.”  Said Pinkie.

“Ugh, forget it.  I’m going to get something to eat.  What do you have around here that could fit my food standards?”

“Well if you look in the trash, I’m sure you will find something to eat.”  I said sarcastically.

*BAM*

“OW.  What the fuck!?”  I yelled.

“I’ve been wanting to do that ever since we started this conversation.”  Said Rainbow Dash.

After we finish the game of Left 4 Dead we were playing.  Me and Stewart sat next to each other.  Pinkie went and found Fluttershy out in the backyard, and started talking to her.  Wonder what they were talking about?  Eh, whatever.  Maybe I will get a threesome out of it.  I’m not letting go of that hope.

“Hey Main.  Why do you think Rainbow Dash is so hesitant to get into a relationship with me?”

“The fuck if I know.  Could have something to do with the fact she has standards.”

“Yeah fuck you too.”

“You know what I mean.  She won’t just jump at the first relationship that comes her way.  If you just give her some time.  I’m sure she will come around.  Not like she is going to come across someone else.”  I said trying to reassure him.

“What if she likes you?”  Stewart asked.

        I laughed.

        “Okay.  I see your point.  But still, some girls are attracted to assholes you know.”

        “I’m not an asshole.  I am a funny person who just happens to prey on others as a source of jokes, and humor.”  I said.

        “Yeah I know.  Like I said.  An asshole.”

        “Yeah, ha ha.  She knows I’m with Pinkie.  I doubt she will say anything.”

        “Yeah, you’re probably right.  I guess everyone gets just one time to be correct in their life.”

        “Whatever.  So what about work?  Don’t you have to go in today? “  I asked.

        “Shit, that’s in like an hour.  I should go home and get ready.  Hopefully Rainbow will be fine here with you.”

        “Woah.  She is your responsibility.  Not mine.  Why don’t you just take her back to your place?”  I asked.

        “I think she would rather be with her friends you know.  Seeing as though she doesn’t seem to want to be around me much anymore..”  Stewart said sadly.

“Hey.  Like I said, I’m sure she likes you.  But she is Rainbow Dash.  She will have weird way of showing it.  Plus she isn’t very lady like you know.”  I said trying to reassure him.

“I’ll try to get her to come around.  But our conflicting personalities won’t make that very easy you know.”  I said.

“Yeah well.  Do what you can.  I think I’ll probably quit work after today.  I think this pony situation needs my full attention.  Plus we need to go back to school to finish up our senior year.  Spring Break is coming to an end very fast.”  Stewart said.

Shit.  He was right.  How the hell is that going to work.  We don’t have that long in school.  Seeing as we graduate in may.  And its mid April.  We can’t leave them alone.  God knows what havoc theses girls could cause.  Whatever, I’ll figure it out when it comes to that.  If all else fails, we can try to pass them off as students.  I don’t see how anything too bad could happen.  What the hell am I saying?  Everything bad that could happen probably will, but at least I’ll be laughing while it does.

“Alright man.  See you when you get back.”  I said.  Then he walked out.

Okay.  First things first.  I need to try to establish mutual ground with Rainbow Dash.  My jokes tend to always piss her off.  But I can try to be nice.  As hard as that may be.

I noticed that Rainbow was sitting on the couch.  She looked like she was in deep thought.  Wouldn’t surprise me, she definitely has a lot to think about.  Well here goes nothing.

“Hey.”  I said.  Trying to sound friendly.  But not creepy.

“Yeah?”  She replied coldly.  She must really be thinking about something.

“What’s up?”  I asked.  Fuck I am not good at this.

“What’s up?  Well I’m stuck on a unknown planet with things I’ve never seen before.  I don’t look like myself.  I don’t know where my other friends are at.  You and Pinkie are doing only Celestia knows what behind closed doors.  And you won’t tell me.  I live with a guy who I know likes me, but I don’t know how to approach the situation.  Oh, and I haven’t gotten to fly at all.  So not too well.  What about you?  Mr. sarcasm.  You always have a funny comment to add.  You always seem not to give a... a.. FUCK about anything.  What is your funny comment now?  Should I give you a minute to think one up?”  Rainbow replied.  Well shit.  That was unexpected.

“Uh.. Well I...”

“What’s wrong?  Nothing to pick fun at?  I’m sure if you try hard enough you will find something.. you always seem to.”  She replied sounding sad, angry, and a mix of other emotions.

“I don’t have one I guess.”  I said.

“Wow really?  You only seem to add to the problem, or just put sarcasm in it.”  She said coldly.

“What the fuck do you want me to say?  I’m trying my damnedest to fucking help you find your friends.  I get it.  Our personalities don’t match.  Yeah, we aren’t good friends like everyone else is.  I don’t know if that is going to change.  All I know is that Stewart really cares for you, and wants to be with you.  And excuse the shit out of me for trying to have a normal conversation with you.  I get it, you are scared.  You don’t understand what is happening.  You are in a new place, with new people, and new surroundings.  You can’t expect to find get along fine everywhere you go.  Why don’t you just make the best out of it?”

“Whatever.  Pretend you are the good guy.  I’m going to go lie down in your room.”  She said.

“Out of three rooms.  You choose mine.  The amount of logic in your thinking is very odd.”  I said.

“It’s where Pinkie always is.  So that’s where I’ll be.”  She said.  And then left.

Well that didn’t go as planned.  I need to work on my people skills it seems.  Although she was in a all around hostal mood.  So I’ll leave her to it.  Probably just PMSing.  Also, I don’t remember Pinkie going to my room.

“Hey.  Um, Matt?  Could you uh.. come here please?”  Fluttershy asked from the basement.  I wonder why she was down there.  Apparently they come with built in teleporters  This should be good.