Chapter 9: What forth wall?

Stewart decided to attempt to get out of work for the week.  I had a feeling this wouldn’t work.  He could quit, but he did need gas money.  If we were going to find the rest of the cast we really needed to step up our searching.  The fact that Fluttershy just happened to be in my backyard was a miracle if I’ve ever seen one.  Still, I couldn’t help but think that with Fluttershy here, along with Pinkie.  My penis might see more action then... well ever.

        As I walked into the living room I turned on the T.V, and decided to search the channels.  Stewart was taking his sweet ass time talking to his manager.  I doubt that is going well.  Pinkie and Fluttershy were... Wait what the fuck are they doing?

        I went into my room and took a peak.  Nothing.  Well shit, where did they go off to.  I can’t have two M.I.A ponies.

        “Well Main.  My dick face of a manager won’t let me take the week off.”  Stewart stated with anger.

        “Yeah, no shit.  I told you that was a bad idea.”  I retorted back sarcastically.

        “At least I have a job.  You just fuck Pinkie and make sarcastic comments.”

        “My role in this is very important.  Who else will be the smart ass?  Who else will stare in the face of doom and call it a fag?  Yeah, you need me.”

        “I didn’t know doom swings that way.  On brighter news he did at least give me today off.  So I guess all in all that’s good.  Still, a whole week off would of been kick ass.  I could try to reinvent my relationship with Rainbow Dash.  I feel like we need to get closer.  I get this feeling that they might be here for awhile.  Which in that case I have no idea how to explain that to my parents.  My Dad will flip shit if he finds out a girl was staying with me.  And my Mom.  Jesus I don’t even want to think of that.”

        “Fuck, maybe we will get lucky and they will decide to stay longer.  Hey where did you say your parents were going again?”

        “Hawaii.  Where did yours go?”  Stewart asked.

        “Same place actually.  Wait.  Why didn’t we know this?  We could have planned out something like them meeting up and staying maybe a few extra weeks.”

        “Probably because we didn’t plan on Ponies finding their way to the real world, and being hot.  I don’t think about that daily.”

        “You don’t?  Fuck, I do.  It’s like a dream come true.”

        “Hey speaking of big breasted girls with pink hair, where the fuck are they?”  Stewart asked.

        “Yeah I was trying to figure that out before your bad news was presented to me.  It’s either really good.  Or really... well good.  You go check outside the house.  I’ll go check out the basement.  We can’t have them missing for long.  God knows what they will get themselves into if we allow that.”  I said.

        “Yeah, you are right.  If they are making out or anything, call.  I’ll get a recording device.”  Stewart said.

        “Yeah sure whatever.  Because the first I think when I see hot lesbian action is, ‘Oh fuck!  Better go tell Stewart!’”

        “Hey!  You owe me.  Remember?  Shotgun.  Why the fuck don’t people remember this?  Maybe I should go find that rapist.  I’m sure me and him could go find lesbians.”

        “Oh and while you are at that, you could get your car fixed too.  That fucking speaker feedback is about to drive me crazy.”  I said.

        “Oh yeah?  Well get your own fucking car then.  Oh wait!  You don’t have a job.  Sucks to be you.”

        “Oh really?  I fingered Pinkie.  Your argument is invalid.”  I said proudly.  It’s not everyday you get to do theses types of things.

        “Too much information.  I’ll go check outside.  Don’t eat the house while I’m gone.”

        “Ha.  Well I have no comeback.  So I think a fuck you will have to work.”

        I went to the stairs that lead to my basement.  It was a big basement for a small house.  As I descended into to darkness I noticed something.  It wasn’t fucking dark.  And I heard moans.  Oh fuck yes!  This should be the best thing in my life.  Maybe I can even join in.  That’s always been my dream.

        “Okay now you do me.”  I heard pinkie say.  Oh this is gonna be good.

        “But, I-I don’t think I will like it.  I mean it felt great when you did it to me.  But uh, I don’t know if I could do it to you.  I think that we should just go find Matt or Stewart.  Maybe try to find the other ponies, or whatever we are now.”  Fluttershy Stated shyly.

        As I peered around the corner into the back part of the basement I saw what I expected.  Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy both had their shirts off.  And their bras off.  Pinkie’s had two balloons where her tits would be.  And Fluttershy’s bra had butterflies on it.  Cute.  I decided to bide my time.  Maybe this would get even more interesting.

        “Come on.  All work and no play makes Fluttershy a dull girl!  Live a little.  Besides from your moans you must know its great!  Are you sure you don’t want to give it a try?  I promise if you don’t like it, you can just stop.  I wouldn’t care.”

        Jesus.  Pinkie really did have a Manipulative mindset when it came to sex.  That can either be really hot.  Or end in me being cooked into cupcakes.  I decided it was either now or never.  Time to hopefully get some.  Well hopefully.

        “Oh hey. Wait, what are you doing?”  I asked.  Acting confused has always got me places.  Hopefully it doesn’t fail me now.

        “Oh hey Matt!  I’m just to get Fluttershy to return the favor.  But she is being very difficult!”  Pinkie said with the tiniest hint of annoyance.

        “Oh dear!”  Fluttershy shouted(well as close as she can get to shouting.)  “Please look away!  I don’t want you to see m-my...  Well you know.”

        “It’s okay.  Nothing I haven’t seen before.  Pinkie introduced me to hers not to long ago.  Besides if you do recall, outside you kinda already showed us what you had.  And they are very nice.”

        “Hey buster!  You are with me!  YOU ARE MINE.  I OWN YOU.”  Pinkie shouted very agitated.  Shit.  Well penis, it has been nice knowing you.

        “Um.  I-I, okay.  Sure.  Why not.”  I stammered out.  I’ve never been in this situation before.

        “Good!  Now if you wouldn’t mind I’m trying to get Fluttershy to experiment.  You can watch if you want too!  But you better be staring at me more than her!”  She said.

        “Um.  Yeah.  Uh sure.  No problem.  Infact, I think I might just go upstairs.  You know try to find Stewart.”

        “Oh no you don’t!  I want you to see me in action!  That turns guys on right?  I figured two sets of breasts would be better than one.  BUT.  You should be looking at mine more.”  Pinkie said.  Trying her best at using logic.  That never went well.

        “Where did you hear that?  I mean, sure it’s right.  But you talk about this type of shit in PonyVille?”  I asked.

        “No, when you weren’t looking I got onto your computer.  And I found A TON of that type of stuff.  I figured I might as well try some of it out since I already kinda liked the idea.  I mean the more breasts the better!  Right!?”  Pinkie said.

        “Oh..  Well...  I got nothing.”  I said

        “Hey guys!  I’m here to fuck bitches and cock clock Main!.  But I’m all out of Bitches.”  Stewart said while randomly appearing at the stairs.  Did he borrow a trick out of Pinkies book.

        “This.  Is.  Not.  The best time.”  I said half scared for him, and half in awe of what might happen.

        “It’s okay!  Maybe we can try another time.  Besides Fluttershy is almost dying of embarrassment.  I think I may have learned something today.  Don’t ever force your friends into experimenting with you.  You should let them choose themselves.  You can’t expect your friends to like everything you do.  Even if you do like their breasts.  You just gotta keep ahold of yourself.  And wait until the time is right.  If it ever is.  And I shouldn’t be as controlling with you Matt.  I love you, but I shouldn’t smother you.  Hey!  Maybe we can both try something with Fluttershy!  Well that is if she wants too.  Boy!  I wish I could write a letter to Princess Celestia about this!

        “Um, yeah.  I don’t know if that is her idea of a lesson in friendship.  But what do I know.  And wait, what about that last part?”  I said.

        “Well why not!  I think it’s a great lesson.  Don’t you Fluttershy?”  Pinkie asked.  Completely ignoring my question.

        “Um, I would just like to put my bra back on.  If you don’t mind.”  She said shyly.

        “Wait she has her bra off?  I even brought my phone.  I could capitalize on this!”

        “Don’t be an ass.  Give her some space.  Besides.  Rainbow Dash.  Why do you keep forgetting this.  If you really want to develop your relationship with her.  Maybe you should attempt to talk to her.  You know.  About seeeexx.”  I said.  (Yes I watched Magic.mov.  Greatest thing ever.)

        “Hey!  Why hasn’t the episode or whatever you want to call this ended yet!?”  Pinkie asked.

        “Well there went the 4th wall.”  I said.

        “Do you know how hard it is for me to write theses parts out?”  Stewart asked.  “I can’t just play all of them off you know.”

        “Don’t blame me.  Blame her.”

        “I-I.  Wha..?  THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.”

        “Doesn’t have to.  Not like she can control herself.”  I said.

        “I’m leaving.  I’ll see you next chapter.  I need a break.”  Stewart said.

        “Oh, okay.  Good Luck, have fun, reading this by the way.”  I said.

        “Up yours fat one!  Go eat a salad.”

        “Wait.  I’m confused.  Where does he go?”  Pinkie asked.

        “Just smile.  Don’t worry about it.”  I said.  “Hey I’m hungry.  Lets go get something to eat.”