Chapter 11: Didn't see that coming

As I walked down to the basement I could only imagine what was in store for me.  On the bright side it was much needed exercise.  Although saying the exercise that Pinkie has been giving me was starting to make me feel harder (Get it.  It’s like sex.)  I went down to the entrance of the basement.  The small old rocking chair was by a greenish colored couch.  In front of the couch sat a 27 inch old TV.  A Nintendo, Playstation, VCR, and a DVD player are all hooked up to it.  With the Nintendo controllers still sitting on the couch.

        I was about to call out Fluttershy’s name when I heard he small voice come from inside the bathroom.

        “Hey um Matt...can you come in here for a second.  I think something is wrong.”  She said sounding worried.

        “Yeah, sure, be right there.  Wait, are you..um decent?”  I asked.

        “Um, no.  Can you please cover your eyes?”  She said still sounding worried.  What the fuck was going on in there?

        “Okay, I’ll try.”  I said.

        I walked into the small bathroom not knowing what to expect.  Also trying to keep my eyes closed.

        “Um, what was wrong?  Did you need help with the toilet, I know it doesn’t flush very well, but if you need me to flush it I could.”  I said trying not to sound awkward as fuck.

        She then suddenly gripped me, breaking the silence, and placed her lips to mine.  Surprising as it was, I quickly placed my hands on her back and pulled her in closer.  I have no idea what suddenly came over her, but I wasn’t about to break this wonderful moment to ask.  Fluttershy quickly broke the kiss, smiled, then blushed.  I couldn’t help but chuckle to her almost innocent look.  But then quickly realised that she was only wearing a bra and panties.

        “Well, not that I don’t 100% love your new outfit, but I must ask, what’s the occasion?”  I asked.

        “Well you see...oh I’m so embarrassed.  Pinkie told me that uh.. I shouldn’t have to sleep on the couch anymore.  And I didn’t want to use your parents bedrooms.  So she uh suggested that I sleep with you and her.  But I thought you guys did you know... things.  So she told me that I should get myself familiarized with your more.. um, hehe, personal parts.”  She said in the most innocent voice.

        “Oh, well yeah I guess you could do that.  Or we could just stop doing what we normally do if you really needed a bed to sleep in.”  I said, not wanting to pressure her into a situation that she didn’t want to be in.

        “I actually suggested the same thing, and she that she isn’t giving up her Matty Watty time for anything.”  She giggled.

        “Yeah Pinkie sure does enjoy her Matty Watty time.. I mean our... love making sessions?   Yeah I got nothing.”  I said.  “Are you sure you want to, you know, go all the way with me?  I don’t want you to feel pressured into this situation.”  Although I’d be lying if I didn’t want to do it as bad as Pinkie wanted a threesome.

        “Yeah, I’m sure.  You are a really nice guy, and you always seem to care about my feelings.  You don’t step all over me like some other people do.  Not that I think my friends do!  I mean.. Sorry.”  She said sounding embarrassed as always at the end.

        “Hey, its okay Fluttershy.  You are a really nice and caring person.  You have never treated anyone badly.  You always care for other peoples feelings, maybe it’s time for someone else to care for you, more physically I mean.”  I said with a comforting smile.

        She nodded and smiled again, still her eyes were to the ground, and her head facing the same direction.  I put my hand on her chin and tilted her head to face me.  There was about a 5 inch difference in height.  She I bent down to kiss her again on the lips, and she got on her tiptoes and met me halfway.  We began to make out.  She was very skilled with her tongue.  It made me wonder if she had done this sort of thing before, or maybe she just practiced with her friends.  Now that was a thought.  Her hands ended up cupping my face.  She was truly enjoying our kiss.  My hands moved back to the same place they were last time, on her back.  Since the bathroom we were in was very small, and could barely fit one person in.  I decided to slightly lift her, and carry her to the main basement room, and set her down on the couch.  Since Fluttershy wasn’t the most outgoing of ponies, I decided to start taking off her bra, and felt her breasts.  As I squeezed and lightly pinched her nipples, I started to kiss her neck.  She moaned lightly, and her back arched.  I took it as a sign that I was doing good, and continued to kiss down to her breasts.  I took my fingers away from her nipples, and replaced them with my mouth.  I licked, kissed and sucked on her nipples, causing her to moan even louder.  She did something that surprised me and slipped her hand into my pants.  I instantly moaned as I felt her hand touch me.

        “Hey I heard some noises coming from down here and I decided that I would come see what was going on, and WOAH SHIT.  Main, put a fucking sock on the door or something.”  Stewart said.  Well that was the end of a good thing.

        Fluttershy quickly tried her best to cover herself up.  I just sat on the couch and felt defeated.

“Do you have like some sort of super cock blocking powers or some shit?  This is like the third time.  You would think if you heard moans coming from the basement you could assume what was happening, and just leave it alone.  But nope.  You are like, BETTER KILL THE SHIT OUT OF THE SEX THAT IS HAPPENING.”  I said.

“Where is the fun is letting you have sex?  And no I don’t have super cock blocking powers.  I have super mega ultra cock block extreme.  It’s a device that allows me to seek out anything sexual happening around me, and gives me ways of stopping it.  It’s actually a really amazing device if you think about it.”  He said.

“Oh God you are just so fucking funny.  Have you ever considered a job in cock block comedy?  I heard it pays good, and they give you two of those fucking devices.”  I said back.

“I can feel the sarcasm meter just rising constantly.”  Stewart said and then laughed.

“Yeah?  Did that come with the Super mega ultra cock block extreme?”  I asked.

“It was actually a packaged deal.  Pretty fucking neat if you ask me.”  Stewart said.

Just then Rainbow Dash came down.  This might just be the most bad, or amazing thing to happen today.

“What is all the talking about?  You are talking about me are you?  Hey, why the buck is Fluttershy naked!  Wow, why am I feeling all weird down below?”  Rainbow asked.

“I FUCKING TOLD YOU!  I want my fifty dollars now.”  I said.

“Oh fuck off Main.  I don’t need your sarcasm.” Stewart said.

“Why did I top the fucking charts on your meter or something?”  I said.

“I would like to reinstate my previous statement.”  Stewart said.

“WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT, AND WOULD SOMEONE CARE TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY FLUTTERSHY IS NAKED, AND WHY IS THERE A BULGE IN MATTHEWS PANTS!”  Rainbow Dash asked in anger.

“Well I can explain the bulge pretty easy.  It actually goes hand in hand with why Fluttershy is naked.  You must of not taken sex ed, or whatever they have in Ponyville.  The better question is why doesn’t Stewart have one?  And if he does, why did you noticed mine first?  It’s like the whole puzzle is coming together now.”  I said.

“Oh yeah motherbucker what would that be?”  Rainbow Dash asked.

“You are Bisexual and you want my dick.”  I said.

“WHAT!  I should kill you for that!  Stewart hold him down, or hold me down!  Someones getting hurt right now!”

“Okay, everyone calm the down.  Main, control your sarcasm, Rainbow Dash, control your anger.  Fluttershy, go get some clothes on before Main dies of blood loss.”  Stewart said.

“I still want to know what is going on here!  I’m tired of no one explaining anything to me!  I want answers and I want them now.”  Rainbow Dash said.  I felt it probably was time to explain to her what was happening.

“Pinkie and I as you may or may not know are having sex.  Fluttershy wants a bed to sleep in, so she chose mine, but didn’t want to interrupt what Pinkie and I do.  So Pinkie suggest to her that Fluttershy and I have sex so she can warm up to me, and then Pinkie, Fluttershy, and I will all have sex.  In a nutshell.  Also Stewart likes you and shit, as you know.  So yeah, Good luck with that.”

“I don’t... I can’t... what do I say to that?”  Rainbow Dash asked surprised.

“Main!  I can’t believe you just informed her of what is happening!”  Stewart said.

“It’s not like I told her how to do it, and that it’s the best feeling in life.”  I replied back.

“Wait, what?  It feels that good?  And you could tell me how to do it?  Teach me please!  I don’t want to be left out any longer!  I’ll do anything Matt!”  Rainbow Dash said.

“I know what you are thinking Main, and first, you are a sick fuck, second, no, third I need that shotgun to stop you from saying things that I will regret.”  Stewart said.

“Well you and Stewart could do it.  My bed will be as full as it can be with Fluttershy joining.”  I said.

“Oh good!  Stewart.  Me, you, your house, now.  You have some explaining, and teaching to do.  I’m a fast learner, so it shouldn’t take me that long to do it.”  Rainbow Dash said.

“It probably won’t take him that long either.”  I said back.

“Main, after this is all through,  I’m going to fucking kill you.”  Stewart said.

“Sure you will.  Fluttershy, lets go get Pinkie, and we can continue what we were doing upstairs.  I get a feeling this will be one hell of a night.”