Chapter 19: Whiskey and ponies

Stewart was still in Rainbow’s embrace.  She was slowly starting to kiss his neck, and moving her hands around his chest.  She then started moving her hands to a certain place, and I knew where it was going.

        “Well if you need me.  I’ll be on my room.”  I said.

        “Wait, what?”  Stewart asked.  “I know you.  And you wouldn’t miss out on this.. ever.  So many vaginas so little time right?”  Stewart asked.

        “Yeah Matt.  Why don’t you come down and join us.  I’ve been dying to know what yours feels like.”  Rainbow Dash slurred out.

        “I am holding that against her for the rest of her life.”  I said.

        “Yeah, on second thought.  Maybe you should go to your bed.  You need your sleep.  I would hate for you to pass out, or get a heart attack, but we all know it’s just a matter of time anyway.”  Stewart said.

        “Yeah, yeah, yeah.  You’re a fag and whatnot.  I’m tired as shit.  I’m going to sleep.  Today has been shit.  Have fun with the vaginas and shit.  Maybe you will get lucky and you can make it with Twilight.”  I said as I was walking away.

        I closed my door and took off most of my clothing.  I crawled into bed which was thankfully cool.  I always hated having to sleep when I was feeling overheated.  I pulled the covers over me, turned on my side and awaited sleep.  Thinking about the events that had passed, and how it had affected everyone.  I knew that it would take some time to get Twilight to trust me.  She seems to be overprotective of her friends.  Hell, I can understand why in this environment.  Still, they can make their own choices.  I dozed off for an hour or so.  Just as I was about to full slip into sleep I heard the choices of the girls shouting chug.  Fuck, what has Stewart gotten himself into?

        I got up, and put on the same clothing I had on.  I opened my door and made my way through the kitchen, then to the basement steps.  After going down the first set I heard more and more shouting.  Well I’ll be damned.  They were forcing Stewart to take shots of whiskey I assume.  Did they have this hard of shit in Ponyville?  Huh, well either he is drunk as shit now, or it will only be a matter of time.

        “So hows it going?”  I asked.

        “Oh thank God!  Help me!  You have no idea what they have been forcing me to do down here.”  Stewart shouted.

        “Oh come on you big baby, just one more shot!”  Rainbow told him.

        “No!  I’ve already had five.  Do you know how fucking bad that shit burns?”  Stewart asked.

        “Yeah you big baby, just one more shot.  Six won’t kill you, but maybe seven will..”  I said.

        “Oh hey Matt.”  Rainbow Dash said with a sensual look in her eye.

        “Um, hi.”  I said back.  “Okay Stewart, you have had enough whiskey, time to get you to bed.”  I said to him.

        “Good.  My head already fucking hurts.”  Said Stewart.

        “Fucking lightweight.”  I said back.

        “Yeah, eat a dick Main.  Lets see you fucking down five goddamn shots of whiskey and see how well you feel.”  Stewart said back.

        “I’d probably feel like fucking a few things.”  I said with a smile, thinking of Pinkie and Fluttershy.

        “Are you coming on to me?”  Asked Stewart.

        “Dude, sober or drunk, I would never come on to you asshole.”  I said.  “You’re not my fucking type.”

        “Oh so you have a type of man that you aim for?”  Stewart said back.

        “If by man you mean something with tits, a vagina.  Then sure.”  I said back.

        “Fucking fag.”  Stewart said with a smile.

        “How the fuck does that make me a fag?  Oh I’m sorry.  I forgot we are using your definition of gay.  That would mean anything with tits and vaginas are gay, and dirty.”  I said.  “News flash.  Gay means someone who likes dick.”  I said.

        “Why don’t you guys ever have a normal conversation without insulting each other?”  Asked Twilight, getting up from behind the couch.

        “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of your tits being out.”  I said back.

        “I don’t have my.. oh wait.  STOP STARING!”  Twilight screamed.  “You too Rainbow Dash.  I’m starting to wonder about you.  First you dare yourself to suck on them, and now this.  And don’t get me started about the things you did to Fluttershy.”

        “Hey.  I was just.. and that thing with your... and with Fluttershy.. I..”  Rainbow was stammering out.

        “Also I think you’re leaking.”  I added.

“SHUT UP!”  She screamed.

        “I’ll make fun of your lesbian tendencies later.  I gotta get Stewart up to bed before he passes out.”  I said.

        “I think I would be better down here.  Making sure that Rainbow Dash doesn’t try to rape Fluttershy again.  That shit was so bomb.. I mean bad.  So bad.”  Stewart said.

        “Nice save asshole.”  I said.

        “Fine.  I’ll get in the fucking bed.  Are you going to read me a bedtime story?”  Stewart asked with a smirk.

        “Once upon a time you were a faggot.  The end.”  I said.

        “Wow, such a fucking literary master.”  Stewart said.

        I took Stewart into our guest bedroom, and he quickly turned over and passed out.  Jesus, they really got him fucked up.  I’ll have to ask what else happened later.  I’m still tired.  I’m going to jump in bed, roll on my side, and not wake up for fourteen hours.  Hopefully they don’t drink themselves to death down there... yeah I should probably go take away their alcohol.  I don’t need dead humanized ponies in my basement.  The community would never forgive me.

        I made my way down to the basement.  Twilight was passed out, along with Pinkie and Fluttershy.  They looked so peaceful.  Oh and did I mention Rainbow sucking on Twilight’s nipple.  Yeah she was doing that.  I observed as Rainbow tentatively flicked her tongue across Twilight’s nipple stopping only to put her mouth fully down on her breast.  I guess Twilight really was passed out.  Should I leave?  Will I just let lesbians be lesbians, fuck no I won’t.  I’m going to make sarcastic comments.

        Rainbow Dash seemed to have stuck her hand in Twilight’s panties.  On second thought, I think I’ll let this go on a little bit farther.  No need to ruin a good thing.  Rainbow Dash slowly stuck a finger into Twilight’s juicy slit.  She slowly moved it in, and out at a slow pace.  She gave Twilight’s nipple one last lick and started kissing down her stomach and to her jeans.  She then took her hand out of Twilight’s panties and inched Twilight’s jeans down.  Next she took off Twilight’s panties.  She resumed kissing Twilight’s stomach and went farther, and farther.  She stuck her tongue into Twilight’s slit, and then took it out.  She repeated this a few more times until she found Twilight’s clit.  Twilight was moaning in her drunken sleep.

        Okay anymore of this and I’ll bust a nut in my underwear.  They are dirty enough as it is.  So many sarcastic things to say, so little time.

        “Looks like you have done that before.”  I said.  Oh my God.  This was going to be fun.

        “HUH!”  Rainbow Dash quietly gasp.  “When did you get down here?!”

        “Well you were sucking on Twilight’s nipple, and then you moved-”  I started to say.

        “Okay, okay, okay.  You bucking caught me.  Do you want a medal?”  Rainbow asked.

        “This makes me think.  Did you have to teach Stewart how to eat a girl out?  Or is he a fast learner?  I’m sure you gave him some helpful hints.  I bet first hand experience comes in handy”  I said with a sly smile.

        “Shut... Up.”  Rainbow said.

        “Also, does this count as cheating?  Or does vagina not count?”  I asked.

        “I said, shut the fuck up.”  She said with anger in her voice.

        By now I moved from the steps to the other couch we had.  I sat down and took a shot of whiskey, it burned pretty bad as it went down, but I started feeling the warming sensation in my stomach.

        “Maybe you should give some hints to Fluttershy.  I think Pinkie is tired of trying to teach her.  I tried my hardest, but it always ended up in a blow job for me.”  I said.

        Rainbow Dash made her way in front of me, and just stared at me.  “Make one more bucking comment.  I dare you.”  She said with a cocky smile.  She must of thought she was pretty fucking intimidating.

“You’re a carpet muncher.  Although there wasn’t much carpet that I could see.  Do you guys shave or something?”  I asked.

Rainbow Dash quickly jumped on top of me, pinning my arms down.  She did have so amazing strength, I’ll give her that.  I tried wiggle my arms free, but to no avail.  She had my arms pretty well pinned.

“Say you’re sorry.”  She said smiling.  That same cocky smile.

“What is it with you and mounting me?  If you want my dick so bad, just ask.  We aren’t fourteen.”  I said.

She dug her nails into my arms, which was quickly followed by a grunt of pain by me.  “I said, say you’re sorry.”

“Your breath smells like pussy.”  I said.

Again she dug her nails into my arm.  Only deeper.  And again, it was followed by a grunt of pain by me.

“Listen, Pinkie has caused worse nail injuries than you have.  She gets pretty fucking kinky.”  I said.

“Say you’re sorry, and don’t mention this to Stewart, or anyone.  And I won’t buck you up more than I already have.”  She said.

“You are in no position to make demands you know.”  I said trying to copy her cocky smile.

“What makes you say that, I think you are pretty well-”  She was cut off by me pressing my knee into her pussy.  Not to hurt her, but enough to cause her some pleasure.  She exhaled, and quickly breathed in.  While she was stunned I shifted my weight and causing her to fall off of me.  She lied there with her red hot cheeks, most likely from embarrassment, and some other feelings to.

“Wow, I thought only Fluttershy’s cheeks could get that red.”  I said with a smile.

“Shut up Matt.”  Rainbow Dash said with a frown.

“Was it good for you?”  I asked.

“Be thankful I don’t rip your dick off.”  She said.

“Is that what you kids are calling it these days?  I just call it a hand job.”  I said.

“What are you guys talking about.. and why is Twilight’s pants off.  Did I miss another orgy?!  Why didn’t you wake me up!?”  Pinkie yelled.

“Pinkie, it wasn’t an orgy.  It only involved two people.. well one person.  So I guess you could call it a rape.”  I said.

“Matt.  I’m going to buck you up if you keep talking.”  Rainbow said.

“Get in line.  I haven’t had sex with Matty Watty in forever.  Come on.  I’ll wake up Fluttershy.”  Pinkie said.  She then tapped Fluttershy on the shoulder.  Fluttershy didn’t give a response she Pinkie just yelled WAKE UP.  Yeah, that pretty much did it.

“Ah!  What’s wrong!?  It wasn’t my fault is it.. I’m sorry.”  Fluttershy said.

“No silly willy!  We are going to go have a threesome with Matt!  And I’m going to teach you the proper way of licking my sweet spot!”  PInkie said.

“Hey.. I told you not to mention that in front of other people..”  Fluttershy said softly.

“Why is it that you give me shit for liking both sexes, but not Pinkie, or Fluttershy?”  Rainbow Dash asked.

“Because you don’t give me ten blow jobs a day.”  I said.

“You are so full of yourself.”  Said Rainbow Dash.

“You just have penis envy.”  I said.

“What’s with all the noise!  Can’t a pony get any sleep around here.  I mean a human.. I mean me!?”  Asked Twilight.  “Wait.. Why are my pants down?  MATT WHAT DID YOU DO.”  Twilight asked.

“I didn’t do shit.  Ask Rainbow Dash while her breath smells like pussy, then get back to me.”  I said walking with Fluttershy, and Pinkie up to the stairs to my room.  I guess overall today wasn’t so bad.