Gilda's seeing stuff and my utter insanity is NOT helping.

If only, if only, the woodpecker cries, I could choose more than just five characters.
WARNING: contains multiple references that I do not own, almost nothing is mine, yadda yadda. Also contains a bit of stuff that made me rate this T. Set in my Creepypastaverse. Contains a crazy griffon and I promise I'll make a serious one soon… What did I just do?