Twilight highly dislikes her new life and decides that the only solution is Equestria dying.

See what happens when the noobiest noob ever, I_Wish_For_Pudding, lets her fingers do the typing.

Apple Bloom finds a darkly-colored skeleton in the Everfree, and soon after needs to say her last words.

RD pretends to die, Gilda is seeing things, and my brain is full of crap.