So my actions at this point would more than likely paint a rather negative review in the eyes of the multitude of ponies that dotted the private royal gardens of Pretty Pony Princess Castle, or Canterlot Castle for short. Just a way to make rather long stories short... I was being a gigantic dick at this point.

I mean, here I am hanging onto one of the many spires of said castle, having not only assaulted a rather famous dj but also one of the bearers of the Elements of Harmony and even one of the oldest beings of Equestria. The one who has ruled the very lands that we stood on beside her ~~autistic~~ lovely sister.

Saying that the looks that both of the sisters were giving me right now was that of pure hatred would have been the most massive understatement of the ~~century~~ ~~millennium~~ myr. In fact if looks could kill I would have been a massive bloody mess on the spire on which I rested upon as both of their eyes were practically burning with such eternal hatred that it caused my own eyes to peer off to the party goers. Once my gaze had turned to just one of the multitude of, likely snobby, ponies they all seemed to scream at once and began to gallop about practically destroying the garden at this point. Oh man I felt so sad for that poor old gardener at this point that I could almost feel a tear drop coming to my right eye. That single manly tear materialized as I realized that the poor old coot was probably going to spend hours crying over the damage to what was years of hard work.

I slowly wiped said tear away as the grounds cleared, both the bride and groom having flown the coop with the rest of the rather pathetic party goers that likely didn't have any special bullshit going for them. All that remained at this point was the two pretty pony princesses, a purple unicorn who looked like she was every letter of the word autistic, an alabaster unicorn who looked like some hoity-toity cunt, the cyan pegasus from a year ago who still looked as much of a dyke as she was before, some hick-looking orange earth pony with a retarded stetson on her head, the quivering pink glob of an earth pony beneath Celestia and the other unicorn which also cowered under Celestia's form. I couldn't help but believe that all these ponies were damn retarded at this point even if they did have some sort of special prowess going for them. The first one to react in any sort of way was the dyke who was barreling towards me through the air at break neck speeds.

"How dare you try to hurt Pinkie Pie!" I heard her call out, a shout of 'No!' coming from Celestia from below as I allowed my form to graciously swing around the spire before bringing up my right hand with a wide and care free smile. The back of my hand met that cheeky cheek so hard that I swear I felt something give as she seemed to stop for just a split second in mid air as the energy from her flight and my strength both changed her direction in a rather shocking fashion. Her travel time was half as long as the flight to me as she quickly kissed the ground of the garden with a loud bang which shot dirt, grass and various other things such as worms into the air. My own form graciously descending to the ground merely feet away from the surprised group of ponies who looked on in horror at the effect that a simple pimp slap had on their friend.

One glance in the direction of the crater revealed a rather disoriented rainbow-maned pony bumbling something about the Wonderbolts finally accepting her. It was obvious that she wouldn't be walking or flying any time soon with the way her legs jutted out in strange directions and both of her wings were snapped half way up their length.

"Well I must say... I would have thought that every single one of you would have remained still and not rush blindly towards the unknown figure attempting to ruin such gracious festivities. Well I figure unknown to most of you except for those two." I said, merely gesturing to the two princesses, Luna having finally been able to help Celestia back onto her hooves as the one DJ pony quickly scurried away from the scene and the pink one moving to the group of five and the one in the crater.

"Despotes... I never knew that you would ever be able to break free from your stone prison, but I guess much like Discord's escape the bond that me and my sister once had, had finally worn off and allowed you to break free." Celestia said, her glare still on her face as he gave Luna just a single nudge causing the dark blue mare to move merely a step from her, both lowering into a sort of combative stance towards me. I merely responded by placing both of my hands up into the and shrugging one of my shoulders at them.

"Celestia... Luna... Why must you give me some sort of estrange pet name such as Despotes? I could have sworn that I had my own name much like both of yourself and I am sure these fine mares have as well." I said, gesturing towards the small group of regular ponies, five of six were currently staring in my direction with eyes full of disbelief.

"What would that name be? If you don't mind me asking." The Autistic Unicorn asked, my lips pulling up to a little grin as I merely shook my finger towards her as if scolding her for asking such a thing.

"It is rather rude to ask for some one else's name without offering your own in the beginning. Though I will sedate that strange curiosity that you seemed to have. My name is Zetta the Most Badass Fucking Overlord in the Entire Cosmos," I said, cutting off my sentence as I turned my gaze to the sky while waving my right hand skywards as if making a point to the group and the princess. "And rightful ruler of the lands of Equestria."

At that moment it was as if I had been standing directly in the center of a set of train tracks like a damn idiot staring at the sky as I had found myself rocketed across the garden and directly through a wall by a beam which had a strange color of a mix between gold and gray. I was at this point sitting in the wreckage of the wall, rolling my eyes as best as I could as I blew a single strand of red hair out of my face while shooting a glare towards the princesses.

"It's rude to inter-"

"HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR WICKED FACE TO THE WORLD ONCE MORE YOU DEMON!" Luna said, her loud-as-shit Royal Canterlot Voice ripping the very dirt apart in front of her as the sound of every bit of glass inside of the castle breaking rang out and my fingers shot quickly into my ears as I grimaced. Holy fuck this mare could be god damn loud if she wanted to be. "IT IS ONE THING TO RETURN TO THE WORLD BUT ANOTHER TO ATTEMPT HARM ON THREE OF OUR LITTLE PONIES AND CALL THE VERY FOUNDATION OF EQUESTRIA YOURS!" Luna bellowed, apparently pissed off at something that I had done as she merely watched me slowly pull myself from the destroyed wall in silence after he chorus of nails on a chalkboard, thank me.

I merely coughed into my fist before quickly whipping my hair back and forth to make sure that every little bit of cinder and dust was out of it. Such things were really unbecoming to have in your hair and at this point I couldn't help but laugh as the little group of ponies were just sitting there seemingly surprised that I was able to move so easily after being blasted by their rulers. Of course it would take a lot more than just a little bit of petty magic to keep me down.

"I guess you are a little right, Luna. It is very bad of me for having reappeared, attempted assault on not only your sister and two ponies but also actually assault a pony and claim Equestria as being mine. I am dreadfully sorry for doing these things and hope that you can forgive me." I said, holding both of my hands out in front of me in a sort of hug motion as both princesses seemed to slowly come from their battle like state. Luna had an almost excited look on her face as it appeared I might be the first person she had reformed since she had returned from being Nightmare Moon. Celestia on the other hand was still a little bit weary as I just stood there with a rather sad look on my face.

"Surely we can settle our differences with a simple hug?" I asked, my eyes took on as much of a hopeful appearance as they could with the distinct lack of material. My hands slowly waved, my arms growing slightly larger apart as if beckoning to both of the princesses to come forth and be embraced. It was at this point that their defenses lowered fully and both took, what had appeared to be, a rather hesitant step. Their actions only brought a rather soft smile to my lips for it seemed that both of them have grown weak with the lack of conflict that happened in this day and age.

At this point they almost needed to take a double take as I disappeared from view at a blink of the eye only to once again appear directly in front of them. Both of my arms were crossed in front of me in an 'X' like shape before they both lashed out with flat back hands taking both of their cheeks by surprise.

D-D-D-Double Pimp Slap!

The force for both hits rivaled that of their combined attack as they both soared in opposite directions into walls located on both sides of the garden. Celestia having got a little more distance considering the wall that would be her immediate best friend was a little further away from her than Luna's wall had been. Either way the resulting blast was rather frightening and when I look towards the ponies in front of me, Autismo was sitting there with her lips flapping as if trying to form words.

"Though I am not really sorry for that considering you both practically stripped me of my powers, sealed me within stone for a millennia and prayed to Faust that I would never again enjoy the feeling of oxygen in my lungs." I said, my arms slowly crossing behind my back as I saw the group of five split, two quickly rushing to Luna's side and the other three quickly rushing to Celestia.

"Princess Luna, are ya'll alright?" The Hick Pony asked, the Princess of the Night merely looked at her before muttering something about the license plate number of the carriage that had hit her royal face across the room.

"Princess Celestia!" Autismo shouted, practically by Celestia's side in a split second as the Princess of the Day slowly turned her gaze to her most loyal student before gently nuzzling into her neck as if ensuring the poor purple pony that she was alright.

"Twilight you must take your friends and make your way back to Ponyville to get the Elements of Harmony so we might end what could be a very bloody battle before it begins." Celestia whispered into Twilights ear, Twilight merely staring ahead with tear filled eyes before she quickly blinked them away and smiled with conviction.

"Come on girls we need to get back to Ponyville on the double! Applejack get Rainbow Dash and let's go!" Twilight commanded, leading the charge of the five ponies, plus one knocked out one, through the doors of the garden and surely to where ever this Ponyville was.

I couldn't care less about what ever might be in this Ponyville that they would completely flee the scene for as I was much too busy with the current leaders of Equestia.

Both mares slowly pulled themselves from the wreckage as they slowly limped their way from the holes in the walls back into the garden which only caused my eyes to slowly turn to them and a grin to appear on my lips as my more sadistic side slowly came out.

"Well will you look at that! Here I thought that with that childish baby slap both of you would have been down for the count and I could finally take my place as ruler of Equestria!" I shouted, throwing my head back as I let loose a rather wickedly evil 'Mwahahahaha' into the air which only seemed to cause both mares to grimace as it seemed that they had developed a tick for the rather common maniacal villain laugh . My blank gaze once again returned to Celestia as my facial features turned rather mean for a moment. "Though it's a good thing that you were able to walk it off since I still need to ask some questions before I got rid of you both." I muttered, my hands slowly uncrossing from my back which only caused both mares to go into a defensive stance as I slowly raised my left hand up and proceeded to rub my chin. "I am rather curios on where my sword has gone... It was the only rare artifact that you were able to pry from my form before I became stone. Can't really have full power till I have it back." I said, my gaze never leaving Celestia as that rather smug grin of her own appeared on her face.

"It's in a place that not even you dare to extend your grasp. Though I will never tell you where I hid it." Celestia said, that rather smug grin only seemed to widen as a disgusted look took over my face.

"Good me, man. Please tell me that it isn't where I think it is!" I said, my eyes wide with terror at the implied possibility on where my sword could have ended up.

"Oh you would be rather surprised at where I could hide things." She responded, that smug grin only seemed to grow wider as if ready to touch from one end of her face to the other.

"Dear me, there is no way that I am even going close to your sun!" I shouted, throwing my arms up into the air which only seemed to cause Celestia's eyes to widen in surprise while Luna merely watched the strange conversation that was taking place.

"Wait... How did you find out I hid it in my sun?!" Celestia responded, her tone full of shock as her facial features displayed the shock at how quickly I had came across the hiding place of my sword.

"Huh? Are you thinking about the same sun that I am thinking of?" I asked, my arms slowly crossing in front of my body as I tilted my own head to the side slightly, my eyes slowly closing into a glare as I tapped an impatient foot on the ground as if expecting an honest answer from the pony.

"U-U-Uh, yeah! It's actually hidden in the sun you are thinking of!" Celestia said, her voice cracking as her face seemed to take on a more rose tone of color from it's usual alabaster tone. Luna at this point could only stare at her sister with her eyes wide open and her mouth seemingly equally as opened as them. Despite her dark fur you could almost see it darken around her cheeks as she seemed quite embarrassed with what Celestia might be implying.

"Cause I can't help but think that you are thinking of the sun that I am not thinking of..." I said, my voice full with doubt as I began to rub my chin in thought as it seemed that Celestia might be hiding something from me despite her rather convincing reaction to what I myself might be implying.

"N-N-Nope! Definitely is! Definitely is the sun you are thinking of!" She shouted, her voice seemingly going up one more octave at this point as it really began to crack as that rose color only seemed to extend over her entire form while her face seemed to scrunch up, her eyes began to dart back and forth and she seemed to be sweating quite profusely at this point. I almost wanted to believe her with the way she was acting at this point but I figured that I had to make sure before I went the path that I dared travel.

"Huh... Well I better check that other sun before I even dare go near the other, OTHER sun." I said, my eyes quickly turned skyward as I rose both hands into the air to which my right took on a gray hue and my left took on a golden hue. Then slowly with a quick thrust of my right hand the moon quickly shot over the horizon and then with a quick throw of my left hand the sun quickly shot into the center of the sky which caused a wide smile to appear on my face. I merely turned to Celestia once more before I appeared in front of her. My hand slowly slid the flower which had been tucked behind my ear onto her own as I grinned rather massively at her.

"TO THE SUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!" I bellowed, thrusting my fists into the sky as I slowly began to rise, gaining speed as I quickly shot up into the clear blue sky away from the Pony Sisters making due course for my destination, the sun.

"Horse apples... I forgot that he could do that... Infinite powers of the cosmos and all that..." Celestia muttered, frowning at the small glimmer of a star, which was me, that appeared on the horizon.

Author's Note

Well that wasn't really much of a fight but I could have went days with writing up a rather choreographed fight between both the mighty Princesses of Equestria and the newcomer Zetta. I felt that such a thing should wait till Zetta finds the final piece to return him to his ultimate strength, The Zetta Sword. Next chapter will be a little bit of background on Zetta from Celestia while he travels to his hot destination. See ya next time!