DEUS EX MACHINAView OnlineThis story is terribleDEUS EX MACHINAInky first thought to go to twilight's library, but she had no idea what she'd find. She could be OOC, or maybe she is shipped with some pony. Luckily, she denned to be fine. "Twilight, you have to listen to me! We're in a fanfiction! That's why every pony was OOC and stuff!" Blinky yelled to her at incredible speeds. "What are you talking about pinkie? Everything seems fine to me." Twilight responded. Twilight continued to read, and noticed the pages disappearing. "WHAT IN CELESTIA?!" twilight frantically shouted, as the entire history section of her library began to disappear before her eyes. "It's quite simple." The doctor said. "Due to the continuity errors, paradoxes are being created, destroying large portions of equestrian history. That's not important right now, however. We were wondering if -" "NOT IMPORTANT?! Equestrian history has just disappeared before our eyes! How is that not important?!" Twilight interrupted. "Use whatever you need to fix this mess!" MUCH LATER "I found it! I found it! I found it!" Pie pinkie screamed. She had finally found the crystal in one of twilight's books. It read 'the ten crystals of fanfiction are incredibly strange gems found in the rarest parts of fim fiction, these crystals when assembled, call upon the spirit of DEUS EX MACHINA To vanquish an enemy.' " this is great!" The doctor shouted. There's even a pony who knows where they all are! It's- oh. You're not going to like this." " what do you mean?" Pony pi asked. " well, pinkie, the only pony in equestria who knows is pinkamena Diane pie."
A strange morningView OnlineThis story is terribleA strange morningOne day, in the land of equestrial, pinkie pey woke with a strange feeling. "Um, M.A. Larson, or Charlotte Fullerton, or whoever is writing this episode, what's with the typos?why are there so many animation errors and stuff?" Pinkie pea looked around and noticed all sorts of errors. Her house was drawn incorrectly, gummy was a different color, and there was a strange hole in the center of her house. Finkie fie- "MY NAME IS PINKIE PIE!" Punkie pie shouted to no pony. "No pony?!what's wrong with you?" Pinkie left her house to visit some of her friends. "*sigh* At least you got my name right." Perky first stopped by fluttershy's house, but no pony was there. She left to find rainbow's house and heard strange noises from inside. She realized what was going on. "Wait a second. typing and continuity errors, shipping- OH CELESTIA! I'm in a f-fanfiction !" As soon as prankie found out this, she was shocked." What am I going to do? Last time I was in a fanfic, I almost killed rainbow for cupcakes! Who knows what could happen this time?" She thought about it for a minute, and eventually ran into a brown stallion. "Excuse me, but have you noticed anything strange happening?" The stallion asked. Ponkie couldn't believe she had found another pony with fourth wall abilities! She talked with him for a minute, and explained what was happening. "You're telling me that we're in a fan-fiction? That would explain the continuity errors. It seems that we were supposed to be in a human in equestria story, so the author must be here somewhere. We just have to find him.
OOCView OnlineThis story is terribleOOC Plinkie and the stallion began their search at one of the most likely places. " I don't think I caught your name." Pinkin said. "You can refer to me as the doctor." He responded. "If you're a doctor, then why is your cutie mark an hourglass?" "Well, pinkie, I-" he was cut off by a pony screaming for help. Polly saw her friend fluttershy sitting in a cage. "P-pinkie! Help!" The doctor ran over and tried to open the cage to no avail. "Well, why didn't you just open the door, silly filly?" Pinkie said as she opened it with ease. "Thank celestia you came! I was getting worried!" Flutters said. "Fluttershy, what's wrong with your tail? It looks off." Pinkie said, examining it carefully. She eventually gave up on examining her tail, however. *clears throat*. like I said, pinkie poo stopped examining fluttershy's tail and - " Wait just one second! I think fluttershy is OOC!" The doctor said. " ooc? What's ooc?" Prankie ply asked. "No, pinkie, not ooc, she's OOC! It means out of character." "Oh. Is that one of those acro-thingies that twilight is always using?" " THAT'S IT! You two are too annoying to betray at the very end! Tell the author that I quit! Here's your stupid crystal!" She said, giving them a mysterious crystal. "What just happened?" Monkey pie asked. "She must have been working with the author. OOC is a very rare disease, given out to a select few characters. Once one character has it, it spreads like wildfire until it changes every pony's character. I've seen it destroy entire episodes before. Remember the mysterious mare-do- well?" The doctor responded. "*shivers*don't remind me."