Muckle damred ponies! Gettin' in mah newspapers, defyin' the might of the Hobo King!
It's like the guv-men, takin' mah tax money and puttin' it into their fancy alien technology!
But I'll show them. I am the Hobo King, and ain't no pretty princess gettin' in the way of mah spoon.

A part of the LoHAV.
I have no shame.
You want originality, you got it.