Twilight's and Trixie's Rush Hour

by russgamemaster

6 - Crowd Hockey!

Previous Chapter

As Twilight and Trixie joined into the game of crowd hockey with the crown, they were surprised to see two humanoid impostors and rubbed their eyes as Yu, Mi, Sunset, and the impostors scrambled over the crown which kept getting knocked around the hallways like a pinball. The crown would get kicked by the walking extras, grabbed with hands or magic, shot by an energy blast, dropped as the holder got blasted, punched, or kicked, and rinse, lather, and repeat. Eventually, Mi caught the crown with his Spear of Longinus and ran off with Yu into a coffee room. Yu and Mi were followed there by the rest of the characters, meeting the humanoid impostors of Twilight and Trixie face-to-face. Yu and Mi told them, "You look somewhat like two unicorns we fought earlier. Are you supposed to be like them?"

The impostors replied, "Yes we are. We are their versions in the Equestria Girls movie."

Yu and Mi asked them to prove it by giving them the same battle they had with the real Twilight and Trixie. The impostors accepted the challenge. The fake Trixie got some coffee and threw it at Mi, but his AT Field blocked and erased it easily. Then the fake Twilight threw several punches at Yu, only for him to dodge them all. He slapped her and she fell to the floor. Yu replied, "You're a fake" as he literally curbstomped her.

Mi then proceeded to let the fake Trixie throw multiple punches at him to show that unlike the real team of Twilight and Trixie, she couldn't penetrate his AT Field. He kicked her, pinned her down with his Spear of Longinus, and waited for the impostor Twilight to jinx it like the real one did. But no, the impostor didn't have magic. So he just blew up the fake Trixie with his Positron Rifle.

As the impostor Twilight got up, she grabbed the spear and tried to stab Yu and Mi with it, but they dodged it, grabbed it, span her around, and threw her into the wall where she literally exploded. But in the process, the crown was bumped back into the hallways. After this curb stomp battle, Yu and Mi went back to the hallways to continue scrambling for the crown with Sunset, Twilight, and Trixie. Via magic, punching, kicking, energy blasts, and missiles between the three (which Yu and Mi then joined in with their own abilities), the crown bounced between characters for another ten minutes. Eventually, Sunset knocked Twilight and Trixie over with her laser beams and missiles. "MWAHAHAHAHA! Now that you're wracked in pain again, now you shall watch me utilize the power of this crown!" Though in pain again, Twilight and Trixie knew they couldn't give up now that they've made it to the crown. They grabbed it with their magic and put it on Twilight's head. Then the crown started to glow. As Yu and Mi walked up to it to see what was happening, the crown's powers combined with Twilight's, Trixie's, Yu's, and Mi's to form a large purple-and-blue Megazord with the crown for a helmet.

The Megazord told Sunset, with a deep and demonic-sounding voice, "FOR YOUR ATTEMPT TO KILL MY PROPER WIELDER, PREPARE TO BE OBLITERATED!"

Sunset said, "Twilight, Trixie, Yu, Mi, I don't know what you've been feeding him, but your fellow cosplayer is TOO DAM BIG! I'm gonna beat the puberty out of him and you ain't gonna see it coming!" She attacked the Megazord with missiles and lasers, but she couldn't even scratch it. It grabbed her, threw her to the ground, and stepped on her chest. As she got up, she tried to punch it but couldn't reach it due to being held down. Then she kicked it only to be thrown again. She grabbed multiple sledgehammers and swung them at the Megazord, but the Megazord grabbed all the sledges from her hands before spinning her around on the last one.

Sunset yelled, "I'M SORRY MAN! PUT ME DOWN!"

The Megazord threw her again before saying that her reformation in the movie was rushed. It began to charge a laser from its own chest, yelled "GIGA HYPER ULTIMATE OMEGA DEATH STAR POSITRON UNIBEAM!", and blasted her with a brightly-glowing laser that flashed like a strobe light. "...OMNISLASH!" Then the Megazord hit her with two large lightsabers, and she went flying real far, smashed through the roof, landed in a drinking fountain in a far-away park, and went up in a skyscraper-sized explosion. It then remarked, "Ohh, you know she's dead. She ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3." Everypony laughed.

Twilight and Trixie gave a hoof-five, and along with Yu and Mi, participated in a flash mob dance party to I'm A Believer from Shrek. At the end, Twilight wrote a letter: "Dear Princess Celestia, today I went on an action-packed adventure with The Great And Powerful Trixie. Today I learned that if any form of canon is widely hated, the fans can easily fix it."

The end.