Warcraft is Magic

   Once again thank you MrMinimii for without you this would be written a hell of allot worse

     It was a beautiful morning, or it would be if the sun was up.  Azok was outside of his house working on the portal device he decided to name “Instance”.  Instance was getting updated; it could now teleport anywhere in the world without recharging, supposedly.

        “VINNY....VINNY!”

        Two shots rang out, blowing the upstairs window into splinters. “WHAT DO YOU WANT!? IT'S TWO IN THE MORNING!”

        “I made some modifications to the portal, wanna test it?”

        “NO! I’m trying to sleep.”

        “I’ll give you ten gold.”

        “I’ll be down in five minutes.”

        As Vinny gathered his gun and armor Azok completed the finishing touches.

        “So where are we going?”

        “Well, I set it to send us to Canterlot and back again.” Azok pressed a large red button and the machine sprung to life. “Lets go.”

        The two walked into the instance and were whisked away, but not to the place they had expected.

        The portal opened up, dropping them right back where they started. “Well that worked wonderfully. I'm going back to bed.”

        “Ya, I’ll try and fix it later.”

        Azok went up to his room and slid under the covers of his bed, which was still oddly warm. He rolled around the covers in an effort to get comfortable, when his hand stumbled upon something soft. Curiosity grabbing hold of him, he squeezed the soft object only to realize what it was a second too late.

        “BAD TOUCH!” A shrill voice rang out from under the covers.

        A very similar mace slammed into Azoks face, sending him crashing through the wall and into the backyard.  Back in the room a worried goblin went to investigate. “Koza, what the hell happened?”

        “I don't know Frankie, some weird guy just got in my bed and started groping me, so I hit the fucker with my mace.”

        “Is he dead?”

        “I don't know. I did hit him pretty hard.”

        Meanwhile, the goblin you were thinking of previously actually came into the room. “Will you shut up I’m trying to... who the hell are you two?”

        “Hey Big Guy, wake up.”

        “Huh? Who... what... where?”

        “Damn. Last time you got maced it didn't take you this long to wake up.”

        “What happened? Why are we tied up?  OH GOD! DID SOUL FINALLY FIND US!!!”

        “No, from what I can piece together you sexualy assalted one of our two captors.”

        “What!? The last thing I remember was laying in bed and squeezing something soft... oh.”

        Meanwhile their captors were having a different conversation upstairs. “So... any idea what to do now?”

        “Well, we could turn them into the police?”

        “Ya great idea Koza. What are we going to say: two more super powerful freaks showed up, lock them away?  We should be glad they're not Alliance, otherwise we would all be dead by now.”

        “Well, what ever we do I think we should do it fast.”

        Back in the kitchen. “Why are we still tied up? We could easily break these ropes.”

        “I kinda like being tied up; reminds me of my college days.”

        “One more thing I regret knowing about you Vinny. Well, while you reminisce about your college days I'm getting out of these ropes.” Azok stood up and broke the ropes with little trouble “I’m going to go check upstairs, you need anything?”

        “Naw, I’m good.”

        Azok only made it out of the kitchen before being spotted by a Female Blood Elf wearing the exact same armor he was wearing. She launched off the stairs and swung her mace at him, but he brought his Ranseur up and blocked her attack.  “So it looks like we are evenly matched then.”

        “Nope.” She brought her knee up, striking him in the groin.

        Falling to the ground and gasping for breath, Azok said one last thing before passing out: “Bad touch.”

        After being hurt like no man should, Azok was finally regaining consciousness. He awoke  again in the kitchen, but he wasn't tied up this time.  “Uhh what happened.”

        “You got kicked in the balls and passed out.”

        Glancing around the room he saw his assailant.  He jumped up reaching for his Ransure, but he couldn't move his hands.  “What the hell are these?”

        “Giant Pandaren Finger Traps,” the She-Elf said.

        “Vinny help!”

        “Naw I’m good,” Azok looked up and saw Vinny sitting on the counter with another goblin.

        “Vinny why?”

        “Well, first of all this is all your fault; secondly, we’re in their house.”

        “Thats bull!”

        “No actually, if you will notice this room is actually clean, and as you know our house is a sty - we never clean.  So either they cleaned the entire house in 5 minutes, or they live here.”

        Looking around, the room was indeed clean. What was worse though, was that it was... decorated. “Let me go!” Azok shouted again, straining against the unbreakable finger cuffs.

        “No, not until you tell me what you were doing in my room,” the Elf said, kicking him.  “And when you're done telling me why you broke in, you’re going to fix the hole in my room.”

        “Fine, but untie me first! I mean, we're both the same faction aren't we?”

        “Granted, but Solarus said that it was impossible for any more people from our dimension to get here.”

        Azok and Vinny both chimed in. “Who is Solarus?”

        “How can you not know? He is one of the only three Alicorns in the world. He kinda raises the sun; still haven't figured out how He does it yet.”

        “You mean Celestia, she raises the sun.”

        “No, it’s Solarus.”

Excuse, but would there by any chance by a Unicorn working in the library with a baby dragon? And would he be a Stallion by any chance?

        “Yes there is actually, but why do you care...Vinny, was it?”

        “Holy shit, I actually know what is going on!”

        “Tell us then!” the other three shouted.

        “Its this really old thing call rules of the internet one; of them is call Rule 63.”

        “What’s ‘an internet’?”

        “Not a clue, but anyway; Rule 63 says that for every male character there is a equal female counterpart. So Azok may I present the Female versions of us,” he said while gesturing to the two girls.

        “And if I do say so myself,” Vinny continued. “I look hot.”

        After finally being untied Azok, Vinny, Koza and Frankie all sat at the table on their respective sides.

        “Deal.”

        “Ok I'll go first, then. Koza, what did The Watcher say when we met him.”

        “He told us to be careful of a Storm.”

        “Correct. Ok your turn.”

        “Ok Azok, what was the name of the first guild we were ever in?”

        “Your Ad Here.”

        “Correct,” Koza sighed. “Ok Frankie you're up.”

        “So... what pet have we had the longest?”

        “Bartholomew, a Black Bear.”

        “Correct. Your go.”

        “What was the first Spirit beast we ever tamed?”

        “Arcturus.”

        “Well, it seems like they are us... Now what?”

        “Well we need to get you two back to your own world.  We don't need anymore of us here.”

        “Got any plans Koza?”

        “As a matter of fact, I do Frankie.  TO THE LIBRARY!”

        The sun had risen an hour ago, so most of the ponies were milling around town, making the walk to the library all the weirder.  For the girls, at least; the boys were playing a game of name the pony.

        “There’s lyra and Bon Bon.”

        “I found Ditzy.”

        “Haa there’s the Doc.”

        About that time a Pink Earth Pony zipped out of an alleyway, stopping right in front of the group.  “I found Pinkie Pie.”

        “No silly, I'm Bubble Berry.  And you’re new, but you seem oddly familiar...”

        Before the boys could respond Koza stepped in, “Uhh these are the male versions of us. We were just about to go ask Dusk if he had any idea how they got here.”

        “Oh, well Dusk is at Sweet Apple Acres with Applejack. Now I have to go plan a party. Bye!” he zipped off leaving a dust cloud behind him.

        “Well, off to Sweet Apple Acres.”

        The boys raced ahead and left the girls to slowly walk to the farm, giving them time to talk.  “So Frankie, what do we do if they can't get home? I mean they could live with us, but it would be weird.”

        “How so?”

        “What do you mean ‘how so’? They’re like us, but boys.  When we get into fights it's manageable, but those two could cause some serious damage..  Who knows how bad their world is.”

        “Koza you’re over reacting. If you calmed down for a second you will remember that you guys (paladins) don't just kill for the fun of it; Vinny on the other hand looks like a guy who just does what he wants. If worst comes to worse they could be a major help I mean, who is in the middle of all the big battles; Me, you and Badget.  It would be nice to actually have a full party instead of three Maning everything.”

        “I guess you’re right.”

        “Ya, no shit I’m right. Now lets get to the farm, I don't want those boys to beat us there.”

        “Well at least the farm looks the same, but something's off.”

        “What do you see with your goblin eyes?”

        “A Big Mac sized AJ charging us...”

        “Oh shit!” Azok and Vinny jumped to the side just in time to dodge the oncoming freight train sized pony.

        The train in question skidded to a halt several yards away before turning around. “Sorry ‘bout that, was trying to get back to the house wasn’t lookin’ where I was going.”

        “Oh thats a lot nicer than what I thought you were going to do.”

        “What did ya think I was gonna do?”

        “Buck me in the head.”

        About that time, the Girls came running up.  “Applejack, hey, have you seen Dusk? Bubble said he was here.”

        “Ya he’s in the barn,” Applejack put his hoof up to his chin. “Say, those two look an awful lot like you two...What happened this time?”

        “That's why we need to find Dusk.”

        “Well good luck!” Applejack shouted as he ran inside the house.

        “Wierd how her/his name didn't change, huh Big Guy?”

        “I know.”

The barn door swung open revealing Dusk Shine surrounded by apples, some bruised some perfectly healthy looking.

        “Hey Dusk, we have a situation.”

        “Ok, well while you're doing that I'm going to try and keep the boys from doing something stupid.”

        “Ok... wait what boys?” Dusk tore himself away from his work long enough to notice Azok and Vinny.

        “Why are there two of you?”

        “Hold on a second let me get this straight; you two,” he pointed at the boys, “Are these two,” pointed at the girls. “Just male?”

        “‘Bout sums it up there Twi- uh Dusk.”

        “Anyway, now the major problem is getting you back. If we don't do it fast then something terrible might happen.  The universe was only ever meant to hold one of each person at a time, and now that there are two of each of you, well... Best case scenario is we all die in a terrifying explosion.”

        “What's the worst case scenario then?”

        “We all die in a horrifying Polka accident.”

        “So besides our untimely demise, do you have any idea how to get us back home?”

        “Sorry, the only thing I can think of would be to re create the event that sent you here, but who knows what that could have been.”

        “Oh that’s easy; I was working on the portal and I modified it a bit. Only took me about an hour, so I can do the same to the girls’.”

        “Oh, that is a lot simpler than what I thought it would be.”

        “Not everything has to be complicated.”

        “NO NO NO!”

        “I’m not letting some guy crawl around in my machine.”

        “Ok, well then I will tell you what I did and you can do it.”

        “Aren’t you going to argue with me?”

        “No.. what is it with you people thinking everything has to be complicated?”

        *Entire cast glances at you, the reader*

        After several hours and even more diagrams, the portal was calibrated to send Azok and Vinny back. The only downside was now they had to say goodbye to themselves, and if you have ever tried it, it is very weird.

        “So I guess this is goodbye,” they each said to their respective selves.

        “I guess it is,” their respective selves responded.

        “Welp, see me around!” With that Azok and Vinny jumped through the Instance back to their own world.

        (A/N  And the moral of the story is not everything has to be overly complicated it can make a good story when it is as such but it does not always have to be.  This was my first chapter of the 7+ chapter xover with Solar Eclips.  If you are confused on how wait for Solars first chapter of the xover all will become clear i hope.)