Star Wars: Clones in Equestria

The clones walk down a path, following whom they assume to be the leader of these armored horses, occasionally getting jabbed by a spear. Know-it-all looks over to the six not-in-armor horses. Colorful, something that gave Know-it-all peace. A pink horses that's bouncing up and down as it moves. A rainbow mane Pegasus flying a few meters off the ground. And a Orange Horse with that hat. 'Fascinating.' Thought Know-it-all.

"So, how far until we are out of this deathtrap of a forest, talking animal?" Asks Joker.

Joker gets a glare, not only from the horses, but he can also feel glares coming from his fellow clones.

"Not much farther, hopefully though I wont have to listen to some alien who understands our language. Now if you would please shut your non-existent mouth." Says the Lead Horse.

"Ugh, don't need to be hostile." Nine says.

"And we have mouths, you just cant see them." Know-it-all budged in.

No response. The Armored horses Let the clones keep their blasters, but they don't know what they do, so its kinda understandable.

Although the Spear Horses kept their spears mostly trained on Nine, Noobie, and Joker, Know-it-all was unarmed, so he had one spear trained on him.

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Finally, after hours of walking, the clones and horses finally come to the exit of the forest. Joker cant help but think what they are going to do when they ever get where they are going. Or what their masters are going to do. Joker looks over to Know-it-all, expecting an answer for whats going on. Know-it-all looks over at Joker.

"Your the one who said we had to go back to the crash, you got us into the mess, you get us out." Know-it-all said.

"No talking, your giving me a headache." Orders the leading golden armor-clad horse. Joker and Know-it-all gets jabbed by a spear

Joker looks over at the horse, then back at Know-it-all.

"When we get to where we are going, your dead." Joker whispered.

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Lieutenant Iron Gut led the way, the aliens behind started talking.

"No talking, your giving me a headache." He orders.

They listen. For the next 15 minutes, all Is silent. Private Spear Point decides to speak up, being the open minded pony he his, he wouldn't mind speaking to aliens, especially if they speak his language, and haven't wounded him in any way yet.

"In regards to your last question, we are going to Ponyville, there you will wait for the princesses to arrive, and they will deal with you, and stop calling us horses. Were ponies, and we would like to be called tha-"

"Private Spear Point SHUT THE HELL UP!" Iron Gut yells.

Silence again, Iron Gut turns around and looks at his battalion, and the six mares, and four aliens. They are all staring at him, the timid looking yellow Pegasus is cowering behind the medic. Iron Gut sighs.

"And this was to be a simple recon mission." Iron Gut mumbles under his breath.

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The group of aliens, soldiers, and civilians, excluding Twilight of course, approach Ponyville. The streets are bustling with activity, but, no bipedal aliens. Joker is confused

"Where are your masters?" He asks.

"You mean "Princesses"? They are up in Canterlo-" Replies a soldier, he gets cut off by Joker.

"Never mind, forget I asked, ill learn sooner or later wont I?" Joker says.

As they approach the town, the activities, including chatting, buying/selling, and reading a plaque on a statue, ends. And a new activity of staring at aliens and soldiers begin.

"What a lively town, Oh how I wish I could be a ghost, then I could spectate these ponies and their daily chores and the like all day long." Know-it-all thinks out loud,

"Yeeeeaaaah, lets keep that between you, me, Joker, Noobie, this battalion of ponies, and the string of Kamino Simulations that wont be able to help your thoughts now." Nine says.

The ponies, and aliens walk up to a big tree. Joker is close enough to knock on it, so he knocks on it, hollow.

"So what are you going to lock us up in there?" Joker asks.

"Kinda like that, Iron Gut, you sure you wanna do this?" The pony who was called "Spear Point" said.

"Im sure, Twilight and her friends can look after these things till the Princesses arrive." "Iron Gut" Said. Joker wondered why all the stupid names. He dared not to ask though.

"Alright, then Twilight, you and your friends are responsible for these aliens till the Princesses arrive." "Spear Point" said.

"Umm ok, what are you guys gonna do?" "Twilight" asked.

"We are going to bring the princesses here, should just be a couple hours. Insult these things, we don't care, just make sure they don't go on a rampage and take over the world. Ok?" Iron Gut said.

"Seems easy enough." Twilight said.

With that, the soldiers leave, Joker, Nine, Know-it-all, and Noobie, walk into the hollowed out tree. Know-it-all immediately collapses from what he sees inside.

"Books! BOOKS! hahaha! and I thought this place would be boring!" Know-it-all yells, Know-it-all immediately  stands up and grabs a book and starts reading.

"Umm, make yourself at home I guess?" Twilight says.

"Oh I WILL!" Know-it-all exclaimed.

"Well, this is too weird for me, I'm gonna go, someplace not here." A cyan Pegasus says.

"Yeah, I got a party to plan for the White Skinned aliens." A pink pony runs up to Nine and somehow grabs onto his armor.

"What type of cake do you like, ooooh or how many cakes would you like? WAIT NO LEMME GUESS, IM GOOD AT GUESSING. Uhhh, Strawberry, 17, Chocolate, 9? Ooooh how about Red Velvet, Negative 15? IM GONNA GO BAKE ONE RIGHT NOW. After I feed Gummy." The pink pony jumps off of Nine, knocking him to the ground, the Pink Pony flies through the door, smashing into a distant ponies cart. A "Hey, you break it, ya buy it." is heard.

Nine sits there, on the ground, the look on his face in something Joker would like to see.

"Don't mind Pinkie Pie, She always like that, just don't be expecting no cake though." Twilight says.

"Well, that whole experience was.....something.... If you'll excuse me, I've got to go and take a bath now." Says a prissy White unicorn.

"Yeah and ah am pretty sure ma family is worried sick 'bout me. So if you'll excuse me" Says the Orange Pony with a hat.

"And...ummm.... Im pretty sure angel Is errr, hungry. So I gotta go, that is if you want me to leave, I could stay a bit longer if you want." The timid pony says.

Joker cocks his head and looks at Twilight.

"Yes Fluttershy you can leave." Twilight says.

Fluttershy darts out the door. Then Twilight shuts the door.

"Heh, sorry about Pinkie Pie knocking over your friend." Twilight says.

"Who were those ponies?" Joker said. Ignoring what she said.

"Well, of course you know of Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie. The other Pegasus was Rainbow Dash, the Other Unicorn was Rarity. The Orange pony was Applejack. Now you know, now please make sure your friend is alright, I think he is dead, heheh. Uh heh." Twilight Nervously said.

Joker looks at Nine, he is still on the ground, frozen in place. Joker thinks he is traumatized.

"So anyway, your being a nice "Hostess-" Joker said as he was cut off by a voice.

"Twilight, whats going on down here, im trying to sle-" A little baby dragon says as he trudges downstairs. He stares at Joker.

"Umm Twilight. What is that Thing?" The dragon says as he points.

"Spike, its not nice to point, especially at guests. This is uhhhh." Twilight says, basically asking for Joker name.

"I am CT- 8750, Nicknamed "Joker". This is CT-7934, Nicknamed "Nine", This is CT-0956, Nicknamed "Know-it-all". And this is CT-9751, Nicknamed "Noobie". Joker said.

"Umm, this is Joker, Nine, Know-it-all, and Noobie." Twilight looked back at Spike.

"Right.... Im gonna go back to bed...." "Spike" said. Spike slowly walked, backwards, upstairs. Not taking his eyes off of Joker.

"Well, since we are here, I would like to be the first to say thank you." Twilight said, after an awkward silence.

"For what?" Asks Noobie.

"Yeah yeah, Ill get on it in a minute, I just wanna finish this book on.... Stuff." Know-it-all said.

Everyone in the room, excluding Nine as he is still traumatized, looked at Know-it-all.

"Right, now.. Thanks for what?" Noobie asked again.

"For, saving our lives earlier, If you aliens didn't come by, we would be Timber Wolf chow." Twilight said.

"Please, those soldiers would've saved you." Noobie said as he sat down next to Know-it-all. He started reading what he was reading, though at a slower pace.

"Hmph, well, the Princesses will be here in a few hours, so just get comfortable, I gotta go and talk to the others." Twilight said as she left.

"Ok, Fine." Joker said as he knelt next to Nine, who was still traumatized.

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Several hours pass as they wait, Know-it-all has made 5 piles of read books, and Noobie is sleeping next to the piles. Nine sits in the exact same place where he fell, but this time awake, and staring at a Red Velvet, Strawberry, Chocolate mix cake. Joker sits there, patting Nine on the back, occasionally getting the end of an elbow to his helmet, When the door opens, Revealing Twilight and the other five ponies, Know-it-all took time out of his reading to Tell Joker, Noobie and Nine what gender of the Ponies they are, four golden armor-clad Ponies with raised swords, and Two Winged and Horned Ponies.

"Now, lets discuss what you are." Asks the White pony with a Sun on her Flank.