The Murderer Next Door

  I'm so excited to see Soarin! I don't know what to wear. It can't be too fancy, right!? I grabbed from my closet my Wonderbolts Academy sweatshirt. Soarin would want to see that, me supporting his team! I had to learn German, considering Soarin speaks mostly German. Of course, he knows English. But German is his main language. All I knew was hello, "Hallo", and thank you; "Danke."

  I flew to his home up in Cloudsdale, and knocked on his big double doors. The colt was a millionare. Soarin opened one of the doors. He wore a little tie around his neck.

"Hallo Rainbow Dash!" He smiled and opened the door so I can walk in. My jaw dropped. The home - mansion - was huge.

"Sie gut?" Soarin asked.

"English please", I chuckled.

"You doing well?" Soarin smiled. He kissed my cheek.

"Very well", I said, blushing.

"Staff, kommen sagen hallo zu Rainbow Dash!" Soarin yelled. "Staff, come say hello to Rainbow Dash!"

Two colts came down the giant swirling staircase. "Hallo Rainbow Dash", the two colts bowed in front of me.

Soarin narrowed his eyes at the older colt. "Rainbow Dash spricht nur wenig deutsch. Sie spricht Englisch wie der Rest von Ponyville."

"English?" I asked Soarin.

"Rainbow Dash speaks only little German. She speaks English like the rest of Ponyville. -Soarin smiled- You need to learn German, my dearest."

The younger colt snickered. "Das dumme Stute kann nicht einmal sagen, hallo in Deutsch. Dump sie, Herr Soarin! Suchen Sie eine neue deutsche Stute."

The older colt smacked the younger colt in the face, then turned to me. "I'm sorry for my son's behavior."

"What did he say?" I asked, curious.

"Nothing you need to know", Soarin said. "Let me show you around."

ENGLISH: That dumb mare can't even say hello in German. Dump her, Mr. Soarin! Find a new German mare.

Soarin sat me at his giant dinner table. He had to control the rest of his Staff and let his family know of my arrival. Well that sounds selfish.I smelled a delicious scent. Macaroni and cheese... Five ponies walked down the swirling staircase, wearing elegant outfits. In order: Spitfire, Fleetfoot, Lightning Dust; Cloud Chaser, and Soarin.

"Ah, Rainbow Dash!" Spitfire said, sighting me. "Been awhile."

"Oh yes", Fleetfoot smiled. "We have much to catch up on."

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"So Rainbow, how's flying?" Lightning Dust asked, eating the salad.

"Good, I guess", picking at my salad.

"Soarin, fragen Sie sie, ob sie zu den Wonderbolts beitreten möchte", Spitfire insisted in German.

"Rainbow Dash", Soarin began. "We wanted to ask if you and Lightning Dust wanted to join The Wonderbolts."

"Aw yea!" Lightning Dust said.

"Really?" I asked. "Of course!"

One of the staff came up to Soarin from behind his chair. "Soarin, haben die Mitarbeiter einen rosa Stute versuchen, Ihr Haus betreten berichtet. Sie scheint mit einem Heißluftballon."

"Let me repeat", Soarin said to me directly. "Soarin, the staff have reported a pink mare trying to enter your home. She appears to be using a hot air balloon."

Pinkamena... Wow was I hot with embarrassment! I was asked to join the best fliers then I get a message saying my friend wants to talk to me.

"I'm sorry", I said, ready to get up.

"Let us take care of it", Soarin insited, slightly shoving me back into my seat. He turned his body toward the staff-member. "Holen Sie sich eine Pistole aus dem Lagerraum und schießen die Ballons nach unten. Ich bin nicht lassen, dass rosa Pony ruinieren mein Tag."

"He's getting some-pony to take care of your friend", Fleetfoot explained. The staff-colt left the room.

"Soarin, me and Fleetfoot need to head off", Spitfire apologized. "Were starring in a premiere of a new movie theater in Yancoover. We'll be back within two days."

Soarin sighed. "Bye Spitfire."

The two mares excused themselves from the table, and left the house.

Cloud Chaser sighed. "I better catch up on my studies out in Ponyville", she said. "Sorry bud."

Once again, another close of the front door left only three pegasi at the table.

"Ich muss auf einen Zeitpunkt, zu gehen", Lightning Dust apologized. "I need to go on a date."

So it was just me and Soarin at the table.

"I'm sorry about my roommates", Soarin apologized.

BANG!

I turned around from my chair, and I screamed. Pinkamena was pressed against the glass window. She was smirking. Soarin yelled.

"ALL STAFF PREFORM THE SAFETY DRILL, WEST SIDE!"

Immediately the whole staff ran into the Dining Room. They took Soarin and I through the house, to the downstairs room. Some of the staff stayed behind.

"Is this supposed to happen?" I asked.

"Only because your here", Soarin smirked.

The staff left us in a sitting room, I guess. I just sat down on one of the couches.

"The staff will let us know when your friend leaves", Soarin said.

"The main idea of this?" I asked.

"So I can make out with you", Soarin grinned.