The Murderer Next Door

    I never realized how much Soarin was a good kisser. The way his lips - i'll stop now.

    Pinkamena was arrested. Trespassing, a significant moment that my dearest friend Pinkie Pie had to do. I learned Pinkie kept a tracker on my ear. And I washed off every last cell that was on that. How long has it been? Two months. Me and Soarin are dating. His family really loves me.

   I saved up my bits and bail Pinkamena. She was grateful and promised to be more quiet. I just guessed she would. She was for three days. Then her friend came over and made her crazy. So much for being grateful.

  So, I'm learning German. Woohoo! I learned one phrase that I will never forget. rosa überall. Pink everywhere.

   Lately, ponies have been going missing. Lyra Heartstrings, Noteworthy, Carrot Top; etc. Strange, Pinkamena knows them well. Oh well.

  There's a rumor going around that Pinkamena killed Bon Bon. It can't be possible. Pinkamena is a true freund. A friend never lies. But, what if Pinkie did kill Bon Bon? She always hated her, because of the rent.

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  Soarin stopped by today. "Hallo meine Liebe", He smiled.

"Hello my love", I smiled back. He settled on the couch, drooping.

"You okay?" I asked, sitting next to him, flicking on the TV.

Soarin frowned. "Pinkamena killed Bon Bon. She's lying to you."

"Pinkie doesn't lie."

"She isn't Pinkie anymore, remember?"

He was right. I stared into his green eyes. Soarin was worried.

"What happened?"

"There's blood on the doormat to upstairs."

I ran up the stairs, and bust open the door. I looked at the mat leading to Pinkamena's home. Hoof prints. In a scarlet red.

  I never really went upstairs to Pinkamena's apartment. I never want to go again. Heads of ponies were placed on golden plaques. I stood in shock as I saw Pinkamena look over her shoulder at me. Her face and hooves were covered with scarlet blood. She was grinning from ear to ear. Literally. Like Twilight when she didn't get her lesson done. Fluttershy huddled beneath her, crying.

   The walls were pink. The floors were pink. Pinkamena is pink.

rosa überall