It's a Silly Filly Kind of Story

If you ever ask how Mr. and Mrs. Cake got together, they would go on and on about their "mushy and gushy" love story on how they met at a baking competition, and how "fate brought them together."  I mean I guess I would believe that, but I never feel like a love story is as perfect as their's.  The way they make it sound it sounds like they had never fought, disagreed, or yelled at each other.  But we all know that all sunshine is going to have a little rain in it.  And I would know, I'm part of the weather team!

All I'm saying is that no love story is perfect.  For example, the greatest love story of all, Romeo and Juliet.  Now I'm not saying that every love story will suck as much as their's did, I mean they fell in love, got married, and died all within a time span of SIX DAYS!

Look, I'm sorry for all those colts and fillies who are reading this, thinking that their love lives will never work out.  They do!  Most of the time...  Look, all I'm trying to say is that there's no such thing as a perfect love story.  Now there are happy ones out there, ones with really happy endings.  Even if you look at a Disney love story, the princess usually has to fight in order to be with her man.  But they end happy ever after.

I'm really getting off-topic here aren't I?  I mean you guys don't even know why I'm talking about all this.  Give me a minute to recollect my thoughts... Alright, I'm here to tell you guys about my love story.

And that's when everypony gasps, "Rainbow Dash has a LOVE story!?"  Yes, it's true.  Even for the awesomest pony alive, I once had fallen in love for a very special somepony.  But now you guys are wondering who!?  Could it be Shining Armor? Crescent Moon? Thunderlane? FLUTTERSHY!?

First things first, I AM NOT A LESBIAN!  I don't understand why everypony is thinking that.  I respect their decisions and all, but I am not one myself.  I would prefer a stallion thank you very much.

Anyways, for all you must know, my very special somepony is in fact, the infamous, handsome, spectacular... Wait, if I tell you now, then what's the fun in that?  I guess you'll guys just have to figure it out on your own.  Haha!

But this is my story, my love story.  It may make you laugh, cry, question life, or wish that you had never have read this.  However you feel about this, I just hope you enjoy it, and I hope you get to learn about the other side of RAINBOW DASH!  *power chords play*

In the end though, it's just a silly filly kind of story.