Another Gamers in Equestria Story

by Dovahbrony

Ponies, The Elf, and The Sniper

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"FUS RO DAH!" shouted the Dovahkiin in my game as I hacked and slashed through any Imperial unlucky enough to get in my way. Oh I should introduce myself I'm Gage Doyle also known as Dovahbrony, Dadera247, and coolone36. I'm 13 years old, but I am six feet tall, I have curly brown hair, and brown eyes. "Guys that guy just went flying!" I said to my friends on my phone.

"Well you did use Unrelenting Force." said Jacob S. "It does that."

"I don't care because it didn't launch him it sent him straight up! He's on top of the castle now!" I said looking up at the stranded Imperial. "I'm gonna get him." I said. After a lot of glitching I found myself next to the Imperial.

"AWWW COME THE F**K ON!" yelled my friend Kyle or as I like to call him Rage Face.

"He probably got his health pack stolen by a teammate who was at full health." said my cousin Max who was playing GTA V.

"That's exactly what happened!" exclaimed Kyle who was playing TF2.

"Pills here!" said Jacob S. who was playing Left 4 Dead 2. "Man this Magnum kills everything!"

I just rolled my eyes, and adjusted my glasses on my nose "Let's throw down.....Awww he's dead already!" I said looking down at the dead Imperial whom I didn't get to finish off "What killed him though?" I pondered there wasn't an arrow in him and I didn't hear a fireball.

"Is there an arrow in his knee?" asked Jacob.

"Nope." I answered.

"Well I'm out of ideaaassss ahhhhhhhhh TANK!" he yelled into the phone.

"TAKE AN ARROW TO THE FACE!" yelled Kyle apparently getting a headshot with The Huntsman the bow you get in TF2 as The Sniper. He then proceeded to rage "YOUVE GOTTA BE F***KING KIDDING ME HE WAS DEAD!" he raged. In case you haven't noticed he gets mad very very easy.

"Let me guess you hit him right between the eyes, but he still managed to kill you even though he should've died?" said Max.

"That's exactly what happened. Man your good at this." said Kyle.

"I do my best." said Max probably bowing in his bedroom to praise himself.

I rolled my eyes and searched the Imperial I found some arrows, a bit of gold, and a book. Usually I would leave it, but it was named 'Please Don't Read!' so I took it. "Guys I found a purple book. It's called Please Don't read. Should I read it?" I asked my buddies.

"Oh definitely. It probably will give you a new quest or something." said Kyle who really cheered up now. "Or it might be some hidden content."

"Ohhhhh cool a RPG!" said Max "Now I'm gonna blow some sh*t up!"

"I would of thought nothing less of you Max." I said as I clicked on the book it read

I told you not to read!

"But it was so tempting!" I said out loud.

"What was?" asked Jacob who I assume finally killed the Tank.

"The book said 'I told you not to read' but it was so tempting." I answered. As soon as I said it my screen froze "Awwwww come on!"

"What is it?" asked Kyle.

"My screen froze!" I said "I'm very mad as you can tell." I said angrily. I shook my fist at my T.V screen with a scowl on my face.

"Well we have been playing for what seven hours now?" said Kyle. "Well my screen froze to so good night." he said ending the call.

"Me to I'm gonna hit the hay." said Jacob. Max did the same, and as did I. I put my glasses on a box next to my bed, and crawled under the covers and closed my eyes.

"Get up yah trespasser!" Applejack yelled into my ear.

"Owwww my ear holes!" I said covering my ears only to find something covering my head. I touched my face, and saw my hand was covered by an Elven gauntlet. "Is there a funky looking mask on my face?" I asked much to the surprise of the mare.

"Yeah but ah dun know why that's important trespasser." she said. I looked down and saw I was indeed clad in all elven armor (besides Vokun my mask) and Dawnbreaker hung on my hip it's miniature sun blazing. I looked back to Applejack and noticed she was anthropomorphic and dressed in stereotypical country girl clothing. I checked my left arm, and my shield was gone (darn).

"Have you seen my shield?" I asked looking around the orchard I was in.

"What? No, and why are you here?" she said again.

"Well I fell asleep in my bed after seven hours of continuous gameplay, and now I find myself in Equestria.....I have no idea why I'm here but I already like this place!" I said my inner fan boy was screaming with excitement. I looked besides me and found my glasses, and so I removed my mask and put them on.

"What in tarnation." Applejack said looking at my ears "why are your ears doin there for?" she said. I reached to my ears, and found them in there usual spot not on top of my head thank good ness, but I found they had a point on the end.

"Cool I'm a wood elf!" I said "Though I wish I was a Kajjitt." Applejack cleared her throat to get my attention.

"What in blazes is a wood elf?" she asked.

"It's and elf" I said "that lives in trees not a very hard concept."

"Well now that that's out of tha way can you and yer blue shirted friend get of mah property?" she said. I was confused for a moment until I saw a rather lanky kid sitting by a tree a bow, and arrow with him. He had on a Stetson and a blue shirt, under a black vest. His glasses were also present.

"KYLE!" I said he raised his hand and grinned.

"Miss me?" he said.

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