Pinkie Pie is very distraught. Her bestest friend in the whole world, Rainbow Dash, went missing some time ago and noponies been able to find her. And yet she knows Dashie is around here somewhere ….

Tagged mature for the following reasons: It's Cupcakes. Also deals with psychosis, child molestation, disassociative personality disorder, self-loathing, self-mutilation and other nasty things. But mostly because Cupcakes. Please do not read it, ever. Also, I am by no means a psychologist or any type of doctor so these terms will be used incorrectly. I'm sorry if it causes any psychologist bronies to tear their hair out and yell at the screen.