I walked around the refurbished area in the manor, toting about in my new mask. "Seriously thanks for that." I said calmly as I patted Coco. "Also, you make a great hat."

She shifted a little, dipping her back hoof off my forehead. "It's fine...but...can you put me down?"

"Quiet you...." I mumbled as I looked around the new room. "Man, this thing is great!" The smooth cotton bag Coco had stitched together fit leagues better and actually let me see. The only downside was ponies could see my eyes, and even that little bit was enough to make them go all wobbly. Not exactly auto orgasmic, but still an inconvenience.

Coco tried to pick her back leg up, only managing to trip and loose her footing completely. She hung her backside off my forehead and wrapped her hooves around my head. "I'm gonna fall!" She started frantically kicking and clawing at my face with her back hooves. "Help, help, George help me!"

"Fuck, fine." I held my hand under her back hooves and helped her get reseated. "I take it back, you're a terrible hat!"

"...Sorry...." she mumbled softly. "I can probably make you a hat."

"No, just get better at this. I like it."

As I strolled through and looked over the building Amber pranced in with a rat in her beak. "DusdlukwatIfoundsinthebashment"

I watched in horror as she crunched the rat in her beak. I reflexively brought my hand to cover Coco's eyes, only covering her flank instead. "Jesus Amber, just...fuck."

Amber wiped the blood from her mouth and walked over. "Dude, what? By the way did they fix the bathroom yet, I'm about to pass a fucking skeleton."

"See that Coco? See that amazing creature right there-"

"No."

"That creature still wonders why we never have sex. That person who just said, I'm about to pass a fucking skeleton, wonders why I don't want to have sex with her." I rubbed my eyes. "God damn it. I'm gonna go do stuff with Coco."

"Sex stuff?" Amber asked lazily.

"Maybe, point is fuck you." I flipped her the bird as I turned towards the door. "Wooop." I yelled as I raised my hand high in the air and popped my fist up. "Fucker."

"Prick!" Amber yelled indignantly.

I ignored her and stepped outside. I walked through the dead garden and out of the grounds. A quick walk into the town center and found a cafe. I took my mask off and set Coco down. She proved unable to keep up as she tried to stare at me and eventually resumed her life as a butt hat.

I had ponies staring at me like wolves, watching me and doing there best to seem uninterested. Others however started walking up to me, propositioning me, telling me the usual sexual fantasies I could fulfill. I ignored them, having to punch an aggressive stallion in the face.

I took a quick break from my work and stopped into a restaurant. The waitress walked over slowly and stopped dead when she got a clear look at my face. "Hi, can I heeeeello there." She stumbled into the table as I was setting Coco down. "Hi...so...can I interest you in my pie?" she asked with a wide, pleading, grin.

"Whoa--" another waitress spotted me and rushed over, bumping the first out of the way with her flank. "Hi there, so what do you think of this?" She quickly spun around and flipped her tail up.

I stared at Coco as the mare's flank lingered on the edge of my vision. "Seems like this place specializes in pie...eh...eh...get it?"

Coco just stared at me with her mouth hanging open. "I'm sorry...what? I uh...I'm listening...now...listening...."

It was obvious she wasn't paying attention, just staring at my face. As angry as I wanted to be I found it difficult. She was adorable, unassuming, submissive, she was manageable. "Coco...pie?"

"I uh...um...yes...whatever...."

I laughed and found my bag. I pulled it back on and tight against my head. I turned to the now dual presenting pair and picked them up. I plopped them both down on the table, glittery backsides facing Coco. "Well, there ya go. Two steaming fresh pies. Dig in."

Coco snapped back to reality with a worried look on her face. "Wait what?!"

I grabbed the two crystal waitresses and held them cheek to cheek. "You said you wanted some pie, there it is." I lifted my bag up, revealing my mouth. "Here, I'll get them warmed up."

The mare I put further right of the table started moaning as I locked eyes and gave the top of her muzzle a quick kiss. "Oh- oh- buck buck buck buck buck!" She kicked her leg out, nearly taking Coco out as she locked up. "Buck- buuuck- buck!" Her body went ridged as I spotted Coco catching a mouthful of mare cum. "Aaaah...buck yeah...." The first mare dropped her tail and went face down onto the table. "Tha-tha-buck.... I love you...can I live with you?"

"Nope." I stated coldly as I put my arm between her and the other waitress, quickly pulling my arm right and tossing the mare off the table. "Ready for more Coco?"

"It got in my mouth!" she shrieked as she spat and sputtered. "Please don't!"

I was moments from weaponizing the second waitress when her voice reached me. I felt a little guilty for messing with her. I kicked the table, spinning the mare's backside away from her and locked eyes with the second waitress. "Hey...I've got a question for you."

The waitress went rigid as I rubbed her cheek. Her breathing went heavy as her body squirmed. "Y-yeah I uh...I...I--"

"Warm slimy tongue wiggling deep inside your juicy pussy."

The mare's eyes went to pinpricks as her breathing picked up. Her back legs kicked wildly as she tried to kiss me. "Please, please, please, please!" She tried to move forward on the table, only managing to make it wobble and tip over. She let out a shrill scream as she not only came, but fell flat onto the ground. She wiggled around, jamming her hooves between her legs and squirming on the floor.

"Hey Coco."

She snapped up to me as I fixed my bag. "Yes sir!?"

"Let's go get some actual pie." I stood up and picked her up. "You wanna ride front of back?"

She squirmed in my grip. "I don't--"

"Back it is." I sat her back on my head, her warm underbelly heating up my crown while her tail hung over my face like a tassel. With my hat back in place I started off back home. We made it half way there before getting blindsides by the pony I had gather employees.

"Sir, sir, hey...security." She ran over and sat down. "Buck...I...found...security."

Maud strolled up calmly behind the winded runner. "Hello...."

"Oh fuck, it's you!" I shouted with a modestly happy tone. "So you wanna run security?"

She blinked at me before looking around. "Yes...."

I traced her vision to a nearby spire. "You uh...like the crystals?"

She blinked and looked back at me. "They're like rocks.... I like rocks."

I stared in awe at her as I rubbed Coco's flank. "I uh...wow...." something about her eyes bugged me. "Coco...meet Maud."

"I can't see anypony...."

"We're gonna have a threesome later." I clenched her flank as I stared at Maud. "So...uh...let's...get going."

Maud nodded calmly and walked next to me. Coco shifted before letting out a quick yelp. "She's dripping!"

I took a deep breath and looked down at the runner. "Hey so...you're not calming down. Are you gonna die?"

She laid on the ground and tried to steady her breath. "Yes, dying. Last wish...please--" I lifted my bag and watched as the runner's smile grew. "Oooh...I...can die...happy now." She slumped over, letting her tail raise into the air before slowly slumping down. "Thank you sir...."

"Sure...." I grumbled as I fixed my bag and started walking away. "Now, Maud, pie?"

She blinked once. "Sure."

I stopped and stared at her for nearly a minute. "God damn...Coco, is there any drugs you know of? Anything that...do you know what cocaine is?"

"Can I come down?"

"I guess not."

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