I sat with Coco and Maud in an empty room, sitting on the floor and messing with some hoof polish. "This is nice...nice and calm."

"Sure...but why are you painting my hooves?"

I finished with her right hoof. "Because I have to look at it, I want something nice to look at." I turned to Maud. "She likes it!"

Maud looked up lazily. "I'm gonna go walk around." She stood up and started walking off.

Alone once again I started working on Coco's other hoof. "Why are you complaining!? Aren't you into fashion?"

"No...I uh...I like it. It's just kinda...weird." Coco lifted her freshly blue painted hoof. "It's kinda girly."

I finished up with her forelegs. "Yeah, kinda. But I like it. It's nice not being badgered and just doing something calm." I capped the bottle of polish and flipped Coco on her back. "And it's nice to look at, it makes me happy."

Coco blushed a little as she laid on her back. "That's...thank you."

"Seriously, don't thank me. Blue looks good at you and it'll look nice when I'm jamming myself inside you." I finished with half her hoof and sat back. "So yeah, still a prick." I noted to her as I went back to painting her hoof.

Coco just blushed and tried to cover her lower half with her tail. "I mean...I thought you didn't like ponies and sex."

"Correction." I finished with her hoof and sat back. "I don't like ponies badgering me for sex. Sex is good, forced sex is iffy. It's all fun and games when I'm the one on top, but getting constantly harassed by horny ass mares is really fucking annoying." I moved to her last hoof and got to work. "But you're nice and submissive, adorable too so that's pretty awesome."

Coco turned away as she wiggled around. "I don't like to be mean...."

"Exactly. You're nice, quiet, polite, girly. You're not thrusting your flank in my face and asking me to dive in." I almost finished up when a loud bang rang out. "What the fu--" I stopped dead as another loud thud bounced the floor, knocking over the bottle of light blue polish all over the floor. I stared in utter rage at the slowly growing puddle of goo.

I dipped the brush and finished up with her hoof. "Coco cover your ears."

Coco looked around nervously. "W-wh--"

"Cover your fucking ears!"

She jammed her front hooves against her head and covered her ears. I stood up and crushed the now spilt bottle under my boot. "Fucking ass crackers slut bag whore! Who the fuck did that!? I'll fucking fuck your ass with a baseball bat for that you twat!"

I slung Coco over my shoulder and charged into the next room. "Who the fuck had the balls!?" I looked around the next room where a load of ponies were moving a couch. "Who the fuck messed up my day!?"

The ponies froze as I stared them down. The courier walked out from behind the couch. "Sorry...that was my fault...." She walked nervously over and sat in front of me. "I'm really sorry...."

I glared at her and grabbed her by the tail. "Jerk off pony people, dropping shit and breaking my god damn house." I dragged her into a newly refurbished room and tossed the courier in. I set Coco down and stepped back. "See that shit!" I pointed to the uneven patch on Coco's hoof. "Ya fucked it up!"

The courier flatted out her ears. "Sorry, it was heavy!"

"Bullshit!" I yelled as I pulled my mask off. "Say that to my face."

The courier locked up and stared at me. Her tail slowly rose up before going parallel with her back. "I uh...I'm wet...." She spread her back legs and shifted a little. "I...can we...royal greeting?"

"Shut up." I snapped at her. "See that?" I pointed to Coco, who was equally enthralled by my face. "Coco...Coco stop."

"Huh?" She asked as she dropped to her haunches. "I uh...pretty."

I glared at her and turned to the courier. "Y- alright...what the hell is your name?"

"What do you want it to be?" the courier asked as she fluttered her eyelashes. "I can be whoever you want."

"Seriously, name, now!"

"Topi, short for topaz. Now please, yell at me again...look at me and yell at me." She shifted about as she bit her lip. "Just yell at me...."

"Fuck off!"

Topi let out a shrill squeal as she tightened up. "Oooooh yeah...that was enough...." She relaxed a little.

I watched as a few drops of her liquid dripped off her. "Oh...it really is glittery. Huh...." I rubbed my face. "Anyways! Topi, eat that!" I pointed to Coco as she focused on me. "Eat that now."

Topi looked at Coco. "I uh...hmm...finger me."

"Maybe...." I muttered to myself as I leaned against a wall. "Now eat that little Coco mare!"

"Wait...what's happeni-- buck!" Coco locked up as Topi prodded her with her nose. "What the buck are you doing!?" Before Coco could run Topi grabbed her flanks with her glittery hooves and dug in. "Bu-uuuck!" Coco squealed as her tiny body locked up. "St-stop--" I ducked down in front of her and locked eyes with her. "I- bu-u-uck...." She lowered her head and pressed her forehead against my nose. She came face to face with me as she tried to keep from locking up. "I- I- I- George...hi...hello...hi--" I rubbed her neck, making her shudder and lock up as Topi's head bobbed under her tail.

"Jesus...I feel like Kaa." I laughed to myself as Coco maintained unwavering eye contact. "Hey Coco, how do you feel?"

Coco locked up and lost herself for a few moments. Her eyes went as wide as dinner plates as she stood there and let Topi go to work tongue fucking her. "I...I...I...I...." Coco continued to babble as she rocked herself back and forth.

I laughed to myself as she continued to babble daintily. She occasionally popped her tail up as Topi let out a short moan. I could see Topi's right eye peeking out from behind Coco's tail, staring at me as she slurped up at Coco's backside.

"Oh wow...my dick is just aching right now...." I laughed to myself as the mares enjoyed their fun and stared at me. "I am just like Kaa--" A loud knocking snapped me out of my perverted fun. "Son of a bitch! Topi munch that muffin!"

With the two mares locked in the room I hurried to the front door. I swung the door open to Maud's bored face. She just stared at my bare face as her tail forced its way out of her dress. "You have a visitor...."

I looked behind her and found Cadance's husband gawking at my face as he hoovered his dong just above the floor. "Uh...I uh...I was wondering if you--"

"No, nothing gay." I stated cleanly. "Not for anything."

"Come on! I'm offering to cheat on my wife here, just for you!"

"And your wife did the same fucking thing! Go take a picture and tape it to the back of her head!"

"It's not the same damn it!" Shining yelled as he nearly stomped his own johnson. "I'll be on bottom, just please...pl--"

"Come back when you don't have a dick. Ta-ta."

"Wha--" Shining freaked out, quickly being stopped by Maud. "Get the--" Maud quickly jabbed him with her hoof and knocked him to the ground. "Oh dear Celestia...why!?"

"Good work Maud. Threesome's gonna be a foursome alright?"

Maud looked at me and blinked. "Wonderful...."

I nodded and walked back inside the house. I hurried back to the room where I left Topi and Coco. Coco was panting and spent on the floor while Topi licked her lips. "George...finish me off?"

I looked around. "Ha! Well...crystal cum is a good a way as any to christen a bedroom." I walked over and looked eye to eye with her. She bit her lip as I worked my hands to her rear and sunk my finger into her. I tugged and wiggled my fingers around her insides for a moment before making Topi lock up, glow red across her muzzle and bite her lip hard. She let out a stiff moan as she glazed my hand.

"Mmmm, buck yeah...." She mumbled to herself as she slumped into my arms and relaxed. "George...I love you...we should have foals...."

"Sure...go the fuck to sleep you damp bint."

Topi laid her head across Coco's stomach and passed out. I found a pony, quickly stared them into servitude and got some more polish. I spent the rest of the day painting my main mare's hooves.

Author's Note

All praise cult leader Coco.