Chapters When I had finally managed to lure Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in with candy, I told them to turn around because the candy was super secret. Actually, while they were turned away, I grabbed my trusty frying pan and smacked them over the head with it, knocking them out immediately. "Scoots, AB, you can come out now."
They helped me drag SS and DT down the stairs and helped me strap then on my metal board. Then I showed them my secret weapon stash. Saws, chainsaws, knives, scalpels, any sharp object you can imagine. AB instantly went and snatched a scalpel, while Scoots chose a chainsaw. "Are you ready?" I ask my apprentices. "Ready," They say. Scootaloo walks up to Silver Spoon and slaps her. Apple Bloom does the same to Diamond Tiara. "Ow! Wha, where am I?" Silver Spoon said droggily. "Why are we tied down!?" Whines Diamond Tiara, struggling against her restraints. I emerge out of the shadows, and before I could say a word, Diamond Tiara exclaimed, "Oh, it's you Pinkie. Now get us down now!" "I'm sorry, I can't. You see, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo told about how awful you were to them, so I knew I just had to get rid of you." Silver Spoon was dumbfounded. She quickly snapped out of it and said, "But our parents will come looking for us! You'll get found out!" "Not if I take care of them first " I remark with a grin. DT then turned and winked at SS, and they let out ear piercing screeches. "HELP US!" "AB, Scoots, grab the bandanas!" I ordered. AB and Scootaloo grabbed two bandanas and tied them tightly around DT and SSs' mouths. They couldn't make a peep now.
"Now let's start." I say. Scootaloo grabs a scalpel and walks over to Silver Spoon. AB does the same, and at the exact same time, they dig their scalpels deep into Diamond Tiara's and Silver Spoon's flesh. They cut neat circles around their cutie marks, and then work it under the skin to peel it off. Silver Spoon's and DT's bandanas loosened and came off, and they started begging and pouting."No, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, you must pay for your evil deeds and evil souls."
"Too bad yer Earth Ponies, or else we could've cut off yer wings and horns. But what can we do to Earth Ponies?" Stated Apple Bloom. "Oh, oh, I know! What makes an Earth Pony special is their strength! And what makes you strong? Your hooves!" Scootaloo suggested. "Great idea, Scoots! We'll cut of their hooves!" I say. "No! Please don't, we're so so sorry for picking on you, we'll never do it again!" Diamond Tiara begged. "I told you, I can't, you have an evil soul. And we're already in the process." I say with a monotone voice. They start crying again, but I ignore it. "We'll need something thicker to cut off their hooves, so how about this?" I hold up two thick, sharp knives, and the girls throw down their scalpels and take the knives. I put Diamond Tiara's and Silver Spoon's bandanas on again, but this time I did it super tight. Apple Bloom started first, and cut a circle right above Diamond Tiara's hoof. She did the same to the other 3 hooves, but then asked me a question. "How're we gonna actually cut off their hooves?" "Silly me, I forgot to give you the cleavers!" I pick up two cleavers and give the to Scoots and AB. Scootaloo cut the same circles around the hooves, and then picked up her cleaver. "At the same time!" Scootaloo said to Apple Bloom. Like Scoots said, at the same time they raised the knives and struck down hard on Diamond Tiara's and Silver Spoon's hooves. This time, the bandanas alone we're not enough to stop the ear piercing screeches that came through. I didn't worry about it, though, and let the girls do the same process on the other 3 hooves.
DT's and SS's hooves were bleeding like waterfalls, so I asked the girls if they knew how to make tourniquets. Apple Bloom nods, but Scootaloo shakes her head. "Here, I'll tourniquet Diamond Tiara and you can watch Apple Bloom do hers." I say to Scootaloo. I give AB her pieces of cloth and in grab some for myself. After we were done tourniqueting, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and I said together, "Ready for round 2?" "Pinkie, please stop and let us go!" I simply shake my head.
Acid. And boiling hot grease. I got two bowls each for AB and Scoots. SS and DT had passed out, so we used this to wake them. After I was done heating up the acid and grease, I gave them to AB and Scootaloo. Apple Bloom went first, thrusting out her hooves as the grease flew through air and landed on Diamond Tiara. "Mmmmmffffff!!!!!" Was what came out of DT's covered mouth when the grease hit. Her skin instantly started burn, steam coming off of her skin and it turning lobster red. "MMMMMFFF!" I swing my head back to see Scootaloo throwing the boiling acid on Silver's body. The skin on her face and torso began to melt, flesh falling and melting away.
After the liquids had cooled, what lay before us was hideous. Faces and bodies melted, cut off hooves. "Too extreme?" Asked Scootaloo. "I say not extreme enough." Answered Apple Bloom. "And we still have round 3."
Our final decision was made. To end the lives of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, we were going to use blenders to cut off and blend their limbs. I give them each 4 blenders, which they put under SS's and DT's legs and by their(what used to be hooves) arms. Apple Bloom was going to push the blenders under the legs up, while Scootaloo was going to push the blenders by their arms inwards. "On the count of 3," I say. We start out with Silver Spoon. "1...2..3!!!" I yell. They push the blenders.
The screams were like nails on a chalkboard mixed with horror movie yells. Blood and flesh flung everywhere, on me, the walls, and even the victims and killers themselves. I soon noticed the fillies' expressions. AB wore one of sheer enjoyment, a large, toothy smile on her face, her eyebrows pointing downward in happiness and revenge. Scoots's face was blank. No expression whatsoever. But Apple Bloom's got me. I knew right then that she had the power and guts to do this, to have me as her mentor. I don't know how I didn't see it before, the dark, vengeful part of Apple Bloom's soul. Right then and there I make a decision that will change my life forever.
It was done. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were dead. And we had trophies and smoothies. Apple Bloom cleaned out the hooves, flesh and bone and all. What was left were slipper-like hooves. "How 'bout we were these as shoes?" Said AB. "Awesome idea!" Replies Scootaloo. Apple Bloom slips on her pair, the light pink what-used-to-be hooves, and walked around in them. "They're like slippers! And super comfy!" "Meh, they're ok," Said Scootaloo.
We take down the bodies and Scootaloo notices that the skin on DT's and SS's back were fine, untouched. "Oh,I know! We'll make dresses!" I say. "Yeah!" Say Apple Bloom and Scootaloo together. I run back upstairs and into my apartment, and find my sewing machine Rarity gave me as a gift. I go back down into the basement, and put the sewing machine on a table. AB and Scoots don't have to talk or be spoken to to know what the sewing machine was for and to cut the remaining skin off DT's and SS's backs.
"Wait! How about to border our dresses, we cut off their mane?" Asks Scootaloo. "Ok," I say. The girls instantly rush over to the corpses with their scalpels and scrape DT's and SS's manes off. Now they looked even uglier.
When we had finished cleaning the blood and flesh off their manes, Apple Bloom cut off a bit of Diamond Tiara's mane and stretched around the edge of her dress. She cut off more hair to border the shoulders, neckline, and middle of the dress. We sew the hair on and stare at AB's dress. The cutie mark was sewn together to make the bottom half of her dress while the top half was just skin. "Awesome dress! Can we do mine now?" Says Scootaloo. We make Scootaloo's dress, bordering it with hair again and doing lots of sewing.
"Remember, you can't wear these outside or anywhere. Just keep them as trophies. Speaking of trophies, here's yours." I hand Apple Bloom DT's tiara and Scootaloo Silver Spoon's necklace and glasses. "Thank ya, Pinkie!" Says AB. "No prob," I reply. We walk over to the blenders and start mixing the flesh to create smoothies. We ate them when we were done.
I stand tall before Apple Bloom and Scootaloo. My choice has been made. I know who my apprentice will be. "I'm about to announce my new apprentice." The girls got large smiles on their faces. "After much work and study, I found who my new apprentice will be. Apple Bloom, step forward. You are now my new apprentice." I say. Apple Bloom started to bounce in circles around me squealing, "Yes yes yes yes!!!" But I notice Scootaloo wasn't happy. She was crying. I pad over to her to comfort her. "I'm sorry, Scoots, you just didn't show the right amount of skill and enjoyment." Wiping away a tear, she stated, "It's ok. I'm happy for AB at least." With that, she ran up the stairs and into Sugarcube Corner. "Scootaloo, wait!" AB and I say. We run after her, and she was about to leave. "Scootaloo, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt ya!" AB apologized. "It's none of your fault, guys." She put on her helmet and scooter and almost scooted out the door before I said, "Scootaloo, always remember you can come to me whenever. And that this was not your fault. I may even need you one day. Just don't put pressure on yourself." She smiles and says, "Thank you, Pinkie. I'll remember that and to never tell anypony what we did," She hugged me then scooted off.
Over the years, Apple Bloom helped me with my good-intentioned murders. Sometimes, Scoots would drop by and help. As time went on, I grew old, and started neglecting my work. I appointed Apple Bloom and Scootaloo to fill in my job. They were still young, teens. The CMC even got their cutie marks: an apple with a white flower near the stem for AB, a flaming light purple-gray tire for Scoots, and a treble clef with music notes following it for Sweetie. And here I am, finishing this story with a moral: if you're bad, you will die. But just remember, when I die, don't think you can do all the crimes you want, because I'll have two amazing apprentices to finish you off.
The End
My name is Pinkie Pie. I wipe all the baked bads off the world. Despite the rumors, I am NOT a crazed psycho who kills her pffs and turns them into cupcakes. I only kill ponies who are evil, and need to be wiped off Earth. By the way, my mane DOES NOT flatten when I kill. You can call me the Dexter of Equestria. I need an apprentice for the job, though. I need help.
"Hey, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, come here a sec!" I yell. Scootaloo scoots down to me, and Apple Bloom is close behind. Sweetie Belle starts to come too, but, not trying to be rude, I say, "Sorry, Sweetie. I only need Scootaloo and Apple Bloom for this. But you can help me make some cupcakes later!" I say. Sweetie looked sad at first, but when I said she could help me make cupcakes later, she smiled. "Bye, Pinkie! Have fun!" Sweetie yells before she runs off.
Like I said, I DO NOT KILL GOOD PONIES. So when I said Sweetie and I could make cupcakes later, I meant regular cupcakes. Scootaloo leaves her scooter outside Sugarcube Corner and I take her and Apple Bloom upstairs to my apartment. Then I spill the beans. I tell them all that I've done, and why. Of course, they were shocked. "Wow, Pinkie, you really want us to help you?" Says Apple Bloom. "Yeah! Ya know who's next on my bad ponies list?" The girls lean in closer, their eyes wide. "Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon." "Honestly, I would love to see them suffer a horrible death by us right before our eyes." Said Scootaloo. That remark scared me for a second.