DJ SomEMaN in A Whole New World

Ah falling, how I have missed you.....Wait. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” I screamed like a little school girl and I’m not ashamed to say that!

“Oh, mister magic is awake!” Peter said calmly.

“Holy fuck, that’s a new record!” Connor giggled at me as he flew upside down beside me and Peter.

“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?” I screamed at the top of my lungs.

“It’s no secret that we are falling to our deaths.” Connor giggled and looked up at Peter. “Hey shit for brains catch sleeping ass face.”

“On it.” He mumbled and grabbed me with a HUGE hand.

“Thanks a lot.” I mumbled and looked down. There were miles of forest below where we were falling and I could not see Ponyville. “Where are we?”

“I don’t know! That’s the adventure though!” Connor laughed again and did a loop. Peter facepalmed and tensed as we got closer to the ground.

“Hold on!” He clutched me in his hand right as we hit the ground. The world around us shook with the force as we landed. I swear I thought I saw Peter’s legs bend the wrong way for a split second. Connor was hovering next to us with a smile.

“Hey there, how was the fall?” Peter swung his hand at him as if he was a bug. “Hey! No need to be rude! Now where are we?” I shrugged and looked around. The forest was dark even though the sun was up as we were falling.

“Oh shit...” I muttered realizing where we were.

“What?” Connor flew over and in front of me with a confused look.

“We are as deep as shit in the Everfree.” Peter facepalmed again.

“Just our luck... Well let’s try and find our way out.” We both nodded in agreement. We found ourselves walking towards where I saw the old castle.

“Oh I hope nothing jumps out and attacks us!” Connor suddenly yelled out as if no one was listening. And as if being summoned a Manticore jumped from the bushes with a growl.

“You know I hate you right?” I pointed at Connor who had a troll face on. I turned on my iPod and Peter crunched his bones. “Alright, let’s see how well we are at fighting myths!” I threw a bolt of lightning at it, but it jumped out of the way and pounced at me but was grabbed by the tail by Peter who had gotten behind it. Connor Dove down and stomped on its head making it hit the ground. Peter then started flinging it around by its tail and sent it flying into a tree. Connor pulled out a little missile from his pocket and chucked it at the Manticore. A huge ass ‘boom’ made us shield our eyes and back the heck up as it sent tree everywhere and a LOT of blood. When I opened my eyes I saw nothing a bloody crater. “I think it’s dead.”

“Want me to throw another one just in case?” Connor smirked and walked off. Peter laughed a bit and followed with me close behind. We walked for a good 2 hours and still no closer to that gods’ forsaken castle.

“The sun hasn’t moved, Celestia must be up to something.” I mumbled looking up towards the sun, it being stuck there.

“She might be looking for us, or just happy to see Twi and compony.” We all laughed at Connor’s joke and kept walking. We soon found this huge cave. “Oh sweet mother of Celestia, minor or major?” Connor turned to me.

“Major, let’s not get torn to tiny bits and turned into poo.” They nodded and agreement and we kept walking. The castle looked a bit closer but for the love of all that was music this forest was fucking huge! I could spin around for a half a second and not know where the fuck I was. I looked up and saw the sun was still stuck right up there. “It’s getting hot out here.” Just then the sun shot down at an ‘I just shit myself’ pace. “THE FUCK!?”

“WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!” Peter tripped over a branch. “Did the sun just FALL!?” He got up and looked around. As a matter of fact we all looked around, I suddenly saw a light to the north.

“Over there! LIGHT!” I laughed and ran forward, the others trailing behind me. Soon we broke out of the endless forest into a small town by the looks of it. “Sunnytown?” All three of us put our hands up to our chins. “Where have I heard that before?” I mumbled as a pony walked up to me.

“Well aren’t you a bunch of strange ‘things’” He had no idea what to call us. “Well I’m Gray Hoof, and let me welcome you to Sunnytown!” He did a little bow. “We are just getting ready to celebrate the towns founding, why don’t you all stick around awhile and enjoy?” I looked at Peter and Connor who were both nodding.

“Why not? We need a place to stay until the sun comes up anyway.” Gray Hoof smiled a bit wider and walked off. I looked at Peter and Connor. “Split up and search for clues.” I laughed and walked off.

---------Peter’s point of view--------

I watched as Damian walked off into the town. Connor flew up and patted me on the back. “Up, up, and away!” He laughed and shot into the town with Damian. I looked around and sighed, they ditched me, wonderful. I walked into the town and got happy smiles from all the happy ponies I passed, that was a bit odd, they never saw anything like us before but the still welcomed us with open hooves. I scratched my chin walking out of the other side of the town. I soon came up to an old house, it was all broken down and wrecked in places. I reached forward and grabbed the knob, locked, I knew it. I saw a well on the side and walked over to it. YES! I knew the key wouldn’t be far! I reached down into the well (Making my arm go out a bit more) and grabbed the rusty key. “Well one more use and this thing should die.” I laughed a bit and walked over to the door. I put the key into the keyhole and turned it, of course the key broke off in the hole but the door slowly opened. “Hmm.” I walked in and didn’t see much but a fire place. “Good I can warm up.” I walked over to it and a small fire started.

“Spooky...” I crouched down and looked into the fire. What I saw will scar me forever. I saw a little corpse sitting there, LOOKING AT ME!  I was not staying there! I Sparta kicked the door out and ran into town but stopped. “What. The. FUCK!?” The town was destroyed and Connor was beating off what looked like a zombie pony with a stick.

“BACK! BACK YOU EVIL MOFO!” He yelled as its head fell off.

We are going to die.