DJ SomEMaN in A Whole New World

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--------Damian’s point of view--------

Well shit hit the fan, right in front of me a pony turned into a fucking zombie and started mumbling ‘Stay here, with us!’ and tried to eat my fucking leg. I found Peter and Connor, Connor beating the shit out of one with a stick and Peter just sitting there watching. “YO PETER!” He looked at me. “They talking to you?”

“No dude, this is just funny.” I walked over to him and watched Connor assault the zombie pony with the rather large stick.

“SATEN! BACK BACK! Oh hey guys.” He gave it one more huge *WHAP* and sent it flying. “Alright lets get the fuck out of here, im bored.” We both nodded and walked towards the entrance of the town when I saw one rise out of the ground in front of the gate. “Wonderful... were’s my stick?”

‘calm yourselves, I will not hurt you.’

“Thats reassuring, maybe the rest of them just want hugs.” I mumbled and looked at the not so rotten zombie pony. “Anyway out?”

‘you must reach the edge of the forest and enter Ponyville, there you will be safe.’ I nodded and turned to the guys.

“Well my friends, shall we run and scream like little girls?” Somehow they got top hats and monocles.

“Quite,”

“Indeed my good sir,” I put mine on and grinned.

“Shall we?” I said in a stuck up voice. They both nodded and  zombie ponies poured out of the town. I screamed at the top of my lungs and ran, knowing the others were behind me. We ran and ran and ran knowing those ponies were behind us the whole time. I saw light at the edge of the forest and pointed ahead. “FOR GOLRY! AND APPLE PIE!” We all shouted at the top of our lungs and burst through, the sun was suddenly up and the zombie ponies stopped chasing us.

“YES! FREEDOM!” Connor shouted and did a little dance. Peter wiped his forehead and cracked his back.

“Well that was entertaining. Now what?” He looked at me with a raised eye-brow.

“Don’t look at me in that tone of voice, now here’s that plan, we are going to walk through Ponyville as if nothings wrong until we get to the library, if we can even find it.” They both looked at me for a bit then laughed.

“Awesome plan, let’s go!” Connor landed next to me and started walking, Peter and I followed close behind having a radome conversation, when we got into the town everypony stopped dead in their tracks just staring at us as if we might turn into a horrible monsters and eat them. After about a hour of being idiots and being lost we found the trademark house-tree library.

“Finally!” I laughed and knocked on the door, I heard some running around and books being put away then the door opens to a adorable purple and green dragon.

“Hell- WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU!?” Spike fell back and looked at us with horror. I couldn’t help but laugh my ass of along with Connor, Peter was kind of just looking at us weird.

“We are here to see Twilight Sparkle.” Peter finally spoke. Through my laugh attack I heard hooves and I stopped so I could at least look badass when I saw Twi again.

“Yes? May I help WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE!?” When she spotted us she yelled at us, thats not nice.

“EASY!” Connor yelled rubbing his head. “We fell through the portal and ended up DEEP in the Everfree, I will not continue that joke.” I snickered at the thought.

“Um........ok.....” She looked so adorably confused.

“So we need a place to crash...” Just then a rainbow shot Connor in the head making Peter and I freak out. “GET DOWN! RAINBOW SNIPER!” I dove into the library and covered my head, Peter was hiding on the tree part of the house.

“Guys its just Dash!” Connor calmed us down.

“I never thought I would see you again!” She was rambling on and on and on and on about how she missed the hell out of him, he was holding her in a hug the whole time just listening, I’m surprised he managed to sit still that long.

“It’s alright Dash, I’m here now right? That reminds me, Damian can you turn us into ponies?” I looked at him for about 5 minutes before I realized something, ‘He want’s kids........and want’s to be a pony to have said kids, damn he thinks fast.’ I laughed to myself and nodded.

“Sure can! Get in line dude’s! Not you Spike.” I stopped him as he was getting ready to get in line. Once Connor got out of Dash’s death grip and Peter found a way to get out of the tree without causing Canterlot to shake and got in line I began to cast the spell, it hurt like a bitch! I mean I didn’t know that instant change thing so we had to change body’s, Our bones cracked and bent, our flesh shrunk, our hands molded together and formed hooves. When it was all said and done we were tired as all fuck.

Now let’s see, I had light gray fur with a black mane and a record wearing head-phones as a cutie mark, Connor was a lightish red color with a red and blond striped mane and a wing with a blade attached to it as a cutie mark, Petter was a huge green earth pony with a brown mane and a golden apple with a bite taken out of it as a cutie mark, so ya we looked badass. Twilight looked at us with wide eyes, as did Dash. “Well that was..... Fun,” Peter mumbled getting up on his hooves and shaking his head. “Never thought I would have to go through that again...”

“Me neither, gods I hated that!” Connor got up and flapped his wings, the blades still attached to them. I finally got up and cracked my back.

“Your telling me.” Twilight walked over to me and looked me over.

“Well you sure look like normal ponies, I could have done it easier tho if you would have asked.” I looked at her a long time before making a goofy face.

“Sines when have you known us to be smart? I’m mean really Twi!” We all laughed then a awkward silence fell over our little party, I began to walk in a random direction. “Welp I’m off to find Vinyl.”

“I’ll go find Applejack.” Peter walked off towards the farm, or at least where I think it was.

“I’ll be sleeping on cloud nine and having some skittle’s.” Connor laughed and took to the sky with Dash.

---------Peter’s point of view-------

Well now I have to find the farm, or at least I think I do, if she was out in the market then that makes my job easier. I walked though the market looking for Applejack’s stall and finally spotted it making me smile madly. “Yes! Oh wait fuck I don’t have any bits! Maybe...” I pulled a apple from my mane, have no clue how it got there and walked over to her stall.

“Well howdy there stranger! What’ll you have?” I grinned and set the rather large apple on the stand.

“A challenge, if I can get you to admit this is one of the best apple’s you have ever had then I can get a large basket full of your apples, what say you?” She gave me one of those long hard looks (HAHAHAHA!) and nodded.

“Challenge accepted!” She grabbed the apple and took a large bite out of it. The look on her face made me fall over in laughter, she was fucking amazed! “What in the name of Celestia do you grow these with?!”

“Soil, water, and lots of sunshine.” I said truthfully. She gave me another on of those looks then sighed.

“Well I havta say, this is one of the best apples ah have ever had! You won.” She pushed a large basket of apples towards me.

“Thanks AJ.” She glared at me, oh fuck I let her nickname slip.

“How do you know mah name?” I got up towering above her.

“I’m surprised you don’t remember my voice, or my sense of humor.” I heard the Jeprody music loop once when she went wide eyed.

“PETER!?” She lept over the stand and tackled me into a hug much like how Dash did to Connor. “What are y’all doin here!? I thought you couldn’t come!” I looked at her and smiled.

“Change of plans, I couldn’t leave you,” I nuzzled her and she did the same to me. We got some strange looks from passing ponies and some ‘D’aww’s’ but we didn’t care. When she let me go it was time for her to go home.

“If ya don’t have ah place to stay I could convince Big Mac to let ya sleep in the barn.” I thought about this for a few moments then nodded.

“I would love to but I have to go find the others.” She went wide eyed again.

“The others are here too?!” I nodded.

“They might be staying some where else so don’t tell Big Mac he needs to make room for three idiots.” She nodded and hooked the stand up and walked down the road, now I have to find Connor and Damian.

------Damian’s point of view-----

I suppose the house that looks like a giant record player is Vinyl’s house or it’s Octavia’s, I walked up to the door and pressed the door bell, awesome music, it’s Vinyl’s alright. After a few moments the door bell stopped and the door opened. “Sorry I couldn’t help but dance to that, can I help you?”

“Why yes you can, I’m new in town and I need to get a job as a DJ and I heard your the best around. May I come in?” She nodded and let me in, looks like a normal house of a teen would, a lot of cups scattered around and some abandoned pizza boxes, OH FUCK YES! THEY HAVE PIZZA HERE! YES!!

“Whats with the face?” I just noticed I was making the face I make when I come up with new tunes.

“Oh nothing, just hungry.” She gave me a very confused look then blushed almost madly. ‘gotcha.’ I grinned mentally.

“W-well I have some pizza left over I-if you would like some.” This time I grinned for real, the ‘Connor’s way of getting laid’ mode turned on.

“Oh I was hoping of something more......Salty.” I was wrong, she COULD get more red! My grin widened. “Maybe you should get some anchovies, more like a long, jucy, and think piece.” I swear she was about to explode, this is funny as shit!

“W-well I-” I walked up close to her face and whispered.

“Don’t remember me hmm?” I think I heard the jeprody music while she was thinking. Then she gasped and I heard a ‘Ding!’.

“DAMIAN!?” I think I heard this somewhere before, oh well.

“Eeyup, miss me?” The answer I got was a tackle to the floor and a LOT of kissing, I love my life!

-----Connor’s point of view-----

Ya get the fuck out you already know whats going down up in this bitch, ‘IN’ HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE.