South Park; Trip to Equestria

         The pink mare the boys saw before ran over to them. "Hi! My name is Pinkie Pie and I threw this party just for YOU!!" She squeaked

         Stan stared up at her. "H-hi?"

         "When I saw you come over to me, I realized I didn't know you, and I know EVERYPONY in Ponyville. So that meant your new. So I went, -gasp- and made this party for you!" She crouched down so she was equal height with the colts. "Aren't you surprised?!"

         "Ugh... Very..." Kyle stepped back. "Um listen, we..."

         A few other ponies walked over. "These are the new ponies?" An orange earth pony with a southern accent asked.

         "Huh. I expected them to be different." A cyan pegasus with a rainbow mane snorted.

         "Rainbow! Don't be rude!" A white unicorn with a beautiful violet mane chastised.

         A purple alicorn walked over to the boys. "Welcome to Ponyville!" She smiled. "What are your names?"

         Stan hesitantly walked forward. "Well, um I'm Stan Marsh. That over there is Butters, that's Kyle, Kenny, and the fat one is Cartman."

         The purple mare blinked. They're names seemed different. She smiled though. "Nice to meet you. I'm Twilight Sparkle."

         "I'm Apple Jack!" The orange one greeted. She grabbed Kyle's hoof and shook it aggressively.

         "I'm Rarity" the white unicorn said.

          "The name's Rainbow Dash." The pegasus flew over to them. "I don't suppose you've heard of me?"

         Twilight glared up at her. "And I'm guessing you've met Pinkie Pie. Hey, where's Fluttershy?" Twilight looked around. "FLUTTERSHY!" Twilight called out.

         A moment later, a yellow pegasus with pink hair walked over. "Um... Y-yes Twilight?"

         "Have you met the new ponies?"

         Fluttershy looked over at the fourth graders. She stared at them for a long time."T-th-they're..... ADOREABLE!!!!" She ran and picked up Kenny. She flew up and hugged him.

         "Mrrrrm mrrrpphhh mrrrr" he looked down at the others.

         "Ya Kenny, we all know your the cutest... You don't have to rub it in."

         "Oh you're all the cutest!!!" Fluttershy squeaked. "Where do you guys live?"

          Stan looked at Kyle and Butters. What was he suppose to say?

          Suddenly, Cartman stepped forward. "Ma'am we're just poor poor children who were abandoned by our evil parents, Kyle's mom especially." Kyle narrowed his eyes. "We're so cold and hungry... And... " he started to fake cry. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just, my little baby hooves are hurting so much and we're so teird and hungry and..."

          "Shut up Cartman! That's not true!" Kyle growled.

         "Oh ya Kyle?! Then you tell her where we live! .... Ya that's what I thought! Now I for one thought I described it 100 percent accurately! In fact, I deserve a freaking Oscar."

         Kyle mumbled something, then looked at the ground.

         "Oh you poor things!" Fluttershy cooed, still holding Kenny like a baby. "I can take care of you!"

         "Oh, well... We don't have anywhere else to stay... But.." Stan wasn't sure how to respond.

         "Great! I can show you where I live after the party!" She said sweetly. She put Kenny down and flew off.

         "Awww..." Kenny murmured in disappointment.

         Suddenly, a bunch of other ponies started to surround the colts. "Well, this is going to be a long night..."

   .•.•.•.

         Fluttershy flew a foot off the ground. Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Butters followed the yellow pegasus down a path with trees on both sides.

         "This is insane" Kyle whispered to Stan. "How are we going to get back?"

         "I don't know"

         "You were the one who brought us here."

         "I'm sorry! I didn't know we would be brought to a world where we become horses, and the other horses won't leave us alone. Not to mention we may never get home! Just f*** off Kyle!" Stan yelled.

         "Sorry" Kyle murmured angrily.

         Stan calmed down. "No, I'm sorry. I'm just teird and..." He looked up. "I'm actually kinda hungry."

         "Finally, someone understands..." Cartman said.

         "Um, Fluttershy, is it? How long till we get to your house?" Stan called to the mare.

         "We're here now" Fluttershy pointed to a cottage on a small hill. "This is my house. I-I know it isn't much but... Well... It's very quiet...."

         Stan walked up the path. When he reached the door, he opened it, and was immediately greeted by several woodland critters.

         "Awww, how cute" Butters said quietly.

         "Mrrrmmm mrrmmmmphh" Kenny agreed.

         Fluttershy greeted all of the animals in her cottage. When she did, Stan noticed something. "What is that?" He pointed to Fluttershy's flank.

         "Oh, that's my cutie mark. It...it represents my talent of being good with animals." Fluttershy explained.

         Cartman tilted his head. "You have a butt tattoo.... That represents your talent?..... I want one"

         Fluttershy's eyes widened. "You don't have cutie marks yet? That's ok though. Most fillies like you don't have cutie marks yet. You'll get them soon enough!"

         "Um excuse me Butterfly." Cartman said.

         "It's... It's Fluttershy"

         "Where's the food? Baby ponies need lots of good to grow" Kyle rolled his eyes.

         "Oh yes! One second" Fluttershy disappeared for a few moments, the returned with a tray. "What do you guys want? I have hay, a few apples, carrots, a daffodil and daisy sandwich?"

         The boys stared at it for a few moments. Then Kenny said, "Mrph mrm mrrm?"

         "Ya, I don't eat things I can find in my backyard." Cartman stated. "Do you have any chips, or a burger?"

         "Chips? Burger?" Fluttershy questioned.

         Cartman stared in shock. "Not even fried chicken?"

         Fluttershy still looked confused.

         Cartman flattened his ears, the said, "you know what, screw food. I'm going to bed." He turned and marched off.