South Park; Trip to Equestria

          "You can sleep in the guest room." Fluttershy showed the boys a room with one large bed.

          Kyle, Stan, and Kenny all climbed onto the bed. "Thanks Fluttershy" Kyle said.

          Cartman stood back. "Wait, so we all have to SLEEP together? In one bed? That's so gay."

          "Aww come on Eric, it ain't so bad" Butters hopped up onto the bed.

          "Easy for you to say Butters..."

          "Cartman shut up!" Kyle shouted at the red earth pony.

          "F*** YOU YOU F***ING Jew!"

          "Hey! There is no need for that kind of language!" Fluttershy scolded.

          Cartman glared at her, then climbed into the bed and laid down as far from the others as possible. "Don't touch me"

          "Like I would touch you..." Kyle growled.

          Fluttershy walked over. "Now, if you guys need anything, I'll be here!" She walked out if the room quietly.

          Stan closed his eyes. He was quickly awoken but the sound of something being thrown through the window. He sat up. Kyle and Butters did too.

          "What was that?" Butters asked.

          "Go check it out Stan"

          Stan climbed out of the bed, careful not to step on Kenny. He looked at the ground. "It's a ball with a note attached to it."

          "What's it say?"

          "Come outside"

          "That's it?" Kyle jumped out of bed and Butters followed. "Oh hamburgers! There's probably a murderer outside!!!"

          "I'm pretty sure a murderer wouldn't write in crayons." Stan pointed out. "Well, should we see what it is?"

          "I'll wake up Kenny" Butters offered.

          "You want to take fat a** with us?" Kyle looked over at Cartman.

          "I can hear you Jewnicorn" Cartman said.

          "Never mind.... So how are we planning on getting past Fluttershy?"

          "The window" Stan replied. "It's the only way"

       .•.•.•.•.

          After Butters jumped out the window, the boys walked into the backyard. There was a chicken coop, a picnic table, and several animal houses there.

          "Um, hello?" Stan called out.

          Suddenly, he saw a shape run past him. Another ran behind him. Another jumped over Kenny. All of the figures ran around the yard until they finally came to a stop in front of them.

          "Excuse me? Why did you drag us out here in the middle of the night?" Stan demanded. One of the figures stepped forward until it was finally visable.

          "Howdy!" It greeted. "I'm Apple Bloom!"

          A white unicorn stepped out of the shadows. "I'm Sweetie Bell."

          An orange pegasus stepped out last. "And I'm Scootaloo."

          Stan stared at the three fillies for quite some time. Finally, he said, "is this some kind of joke?"

          "Of course not. Why else would we bring y'all out here?" Apple Bloom said.

          "Also, we never caught your names." Scootaloo said.

          Stan facehoofed, then sighed. "Ok, my name is Stan"

          "I'm Kyle"

          "I'm Butters...."

          "Mrm mmph"

          "What?" Scootaloo questioned.

          "He said his name is Kenny" Kyle replied. "And that retard is..."

          "In Cartman. Eric Cartman. And I'm not a retard, but Kyle on the other hand is."

          "Wow, those are some strange names." Apple Bloom thought aloud.

           "Oh, so Stan is a weird name, but Sweetie Bell isn't?" Stan growled.

          "Hey!!" Sweetie Bell squeaked.

          "Well, anyways, the reason we brought y'all here was because we offer you to join our club!" Apple Bloom said.

          "A club?" Butters wondered.

          "Ya! We're on a mission. A crusade to find our talents." Scootaloo added.

          "We noticed at the party that you had blank flanks. But don't worry, we do to!" Sweetie Belle chimed in.

          "What do you call this club?" Kyle asked.

          "THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!!!!!!" All three fillies shouted.

          "I think you blew out my eardrums...." Cartman hissed covering his ears. "It still sounds lame though."

          "Shut up..." Kyle glared at him. "So why do you want us to join?"

          "Like I said, we welcome blank flanks into the club. Together, we try to earn our cutie marks." Sweetie Belle reminded.

          Apple Bloom stood closer to Stan. "Sooooooo? What do y'all say?"

          "Thanks but, we really don't..."

          "Awww but it will be fun!" Sweetie Belle whined.

          "PLEASE???" They all begged.

          Stan gritted his teeth. "Ok FINE! Now shut up!!!!"

          "Alrighty then! Meet us at the tree house tomorrow for your induction!" Apple Bloom disappeared into the shadows just as fast as she came out of them.

          "Don't forget!" Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle followed their friend.

          Stan looked at the place they disappeared for a long time. 'What did I get us into?'