South Park; Trip to Equestria

         "FLUTTERSHY! We're going outside!" Butters called.

         The yellow pegasus floated over. "Oh ok. You all be careful and be back soon!" She said as the colts left the cottage.

         "Why does she gotta treat us like babies?" Cartman said quietly.

         Stan shrugged. "Now, where is that tree house?"

         "Why did you even agree to do this Stan?" Kyle asked.

         "I don't know, they wouldn't stop bothering me. Besides, they seemed desperate" Stan replied. The boys walked down the roads into the town of Ponyville. They passed a few more buildings. Stan looked behind him. "Ok, do you think we should ask some.... Where's Cartman?" He realized the pony was missing.

         Kyle smiled. "Hurry, let's go before he comes back!"

         "Kyle... Now isn't the time. We need to find him."

         Kenny poked Stan from above. "Hrph mmnn mmph hmmph" the gold pegasus pointed to a building that resembled a large piece of cake.

         Stan facehoofed. "You don't think..." He trotted over to the building. He opened the door.

         "Hello! Welcome to Sugar Cube Corner!" A blue earth pony with a swirly pink mane greeted. Stan looked around the room. There were many tables and chairs. Across the room, was a counter with several baked goods like cupcakes and muffins. There was a stair case that Stan guessed was where someone lived. Then he looked at a table by a window, and as expected, he saw Cartman eating a cupcake, with three more on the table. "Cartman!" Stan yelled.

The earth pony looked over, then glanced down at the cupcakes. "What?"

"What are you doing?"

"What!? I was hungry! And this is the only place that serves normal food!"

Butters trotted over. "Ooh those look so tasty"

"F*** off Butters these are mine!" Cartman swatted the teal pony away.

"Cartman, how did you even afford those?" Kyle asked suspiciously.

"Um.... Baby pony discount..." He said after taking another bite of a cupcake.

Kyle groaned. "Can we just leave?"

Suddenly, they heard a high pitched squeak, and a second later, Stan felt arms rap around his body and he was crushed by somepony giving him a hug.

"ITS YOU!" He recognized the voice of Pinkie Pie.

"Oh great..." Kyle rolled his eyes.

"You guys came to visit me? Are your so awesome!!!!!" The pink mare said happily.

"P-pi-pinkie... I... cant ....b-breathe..." Stan rasped.

"Oh. Oops!" Pinkie Pie dropped the colt. He lied on the floor, trying to catch his breath.

"What are you doing here?" She asked.

"Trying to get this fatty out of here" Kyle replied.

"FRRK YRR KYRRRL!" Cartman yelled with a mouth full of cupcake.

"Oh come on there's nothing wrong with eating a cupcake!"

"Ya Cartman, maybe you'll get your cutie mark in eating"

"Fu... Wait that sounds awesome.... Thanks Kyle" The orange unicorn facehoofed.

"Well, we still need to leave" Stan choked, still recovering from Pinkie's bone crushing hugs.

"But you just got here! We could play a game!"

"Hmmmp Mrpphhh mmmnnn Hrpmh Hrrrmph mmmrph" Kenny explained.

"Oh... Well why didn't you just say so?" Pinkie open the door for them to leave. "I'll see you soon! Come back anytime!"

.-.-.-.

Walking down a long dirt path, the boys finally arrived at a barn, in a place known as Sweet Apple Acres. "Wow, look at all of those apple trees. I bet nobody ever goes hungry here." Kyle pointed out.

When the into the farm, Stan saw a red earth pony plowing the fields. Stan went up to him. "Um, hello. Is this Sweet Apple Acres?"

The stallion stop working and nodded. "Eeeyup"

"Cool, thanks" They ran past the large barn into the trees. Stan guessed that if the tree house was anywhere, it would be in the trees. It was logical. After a few long minutes, they ran into a familiar farm pony.

"Howdy sugarcubes!" She greeted. "Applebloom said y'all would be joining their little group."

"Yes, sure. Do you know where they're at?" Kyle asked.

"Of course, I'll show you" Apple Jack led the ponies to another path, which led to a clearing. A large tree in the clearing stood there, a pink tree house with hearts on the sides sat peacefully in the branches. "There it is. The CMC hideout. Have fun!"

"Good going Stan, now we have to play with a bunch of girls." Cartman ate a piece of chocolate he brought with him from Sugar Cube Corner. They walked up the pink stairs that led to the tree house. Kyle knocked on he door, and in a few seconds, the three fillies opened the door.

"Oh good, your here!" Applebloom cheered. "Your a little early though, we haven't even finished setting up. So wait out here for a few minutes until we finish." The door shut, and the colts stood there, waiting. After what seemed like forever, the door finally opened and the boys went inside. The CMC were wearing capes.

"What is going on?" Kyle whispered to Stan, who shrugged in response.

Suddenly, Scootaloo started beating on a drum. Then she stopped, and started hitting the drum loudly. Butters covered his ears. Soon, Scootaloo stopped again, and hit the drum one last time. Sweetie Belle gave her an annoyed look. Then she cleared her throat.

"We, the CMC elect Kyle, Butters, Stan, Eric, and Kenny to join us as brothers, friends, allies, amigos...." She went through the list of things. "Blah blah blah, and a fellow CMC! Congratulations! Sadly, we don't have enough capes for you....but we can"

"No no no that's alright. We don't need anything. Are we done now?" Kyle said.

"Yep! Your all official CMC!" Scootaloo exclaimed. "Now, for your first mission as CMCs."

"Mission?" Stan questioned.

"Ya! Were going to get our cutie marks in deep sea diving!" Applebloom announced. The fillies grabbed the boys hooves. "Let's go!"