My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Meet the Robinsons's "Give Me The Simple Life")

Sung by Nurse Redheart

Nurse Redheart is, if nothing else, a true professional in the line of medicine.

One time, a patient wit quite possibly the largest spot that she had ever seen came into the Ponyville hospital, and everypony knew it had to be operated on. There was no other alternative.

Great, if it wasn't for Nurse Redheart listing all the metal, possibly very sharp, objects she'd need. Right within the patient's earshot.

This did nothing to ease his INCREDIBLE nervousness pre-operation.

This patient’s urgent! We need the surgeons,
This zit’s so big, it’s rife!
Bigger than we thought here, what’s he brought here?
Give me the pimple knife

No anesthetic? That’s just pathetic!
That could threaten his life!
Just give me the crowbar, stop 'fore it spreads far,
Give me the pimple knife

A sharpened saw is all I'm after
And something to stop blood flow
The pain may send him through the rafters
Then we let the patient go

Don't turn too sour, it's just an hour
Of extreme pain and strife
This will sting slightly putting it mildly;
Give me the pimple knife