My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Wreck-It Ralph's "Shut Up And Drive")

Sung by you...um...if that's alright with you...

All that three quarters of the brony fandom want the Royal Guard Flash Sentry to do is jump on a rake and go away.

Which isn't fair, considering he probably had no influence over any parallel selves he may have.

Not that it detracts from how hilarious it would be to torment him.

I've been looking for a target who is qualified
And so we think things would be great if only he died
I've an OC Twilight could be datin' instead
So for our shipfic he ought to be dead

So if you feel it, let me know, know, know
Come on now, what you waiting for, for, for?
My fanfic's ready to explode, explode, explode
So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go

Cos he's just generic and stuff, if you know what I mean
He's a one-off character who's barely seen
Can you handle the rage? Will he die for your ship?
If he will, baby boy, then he'll have a nice trip

Straight down seven flights of stairs in 3.5
Sentry, you're loved by none
Now shut up and die, die, die
Shut up and die, die, die

In the world of fanfics almost no-one is straight
Why should we stop with Twilight? Cos it's probably too late
He looks like he was made from the blandest of parts
Cos he's not got personality, he got no heart

So if you feel it, let me know, know, know
Come on now, what you waiting for, for, for?
My fanfic's ready to explode, explode, explode
So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go

Cos he's just a big plot device, if you know what I mean
He's a one-off character, so we're not keen
Can you handle the rage? Will he die for your ship?
If he will, baby boy, then he'll have a nice trip

In a large vat of batter in 3.5
Sentry, you're loved by none
Now shut up and die, die, die
Shut up and die, die, die

I'm just saying it's what I see
Bought it, bought it, saw it, on the TV
There was Flash Sentry, barring us entry
He's getting all chummy, I died inside
And cried, cried, cried

So if you feel it, let me know, know, know
Come on now, what you waiting for, for, for?
My fanfic's ready to explode, explode, explode
So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go

Cos he's just a flat character, if you know what I mean
He's the perfect excuse for us all to get mean
Can you handle the rage? Will he die for your ship?
If he will, baby boy, then he'll have a nice trip

Down a sixty-foot deep well in 3.5
Sentry, you're loved by none
Now shut up and die, die, die
Shut up and die, die, die
Shut up and die, die, die
Shut up and die, die, die