My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of So Dear To My Heart's "Stick-To-It-Ivity")

Sung by Flim and Flam

Flim and Flam glanced at each other, and the growing crowd of angry ponies that they had conned out of their money. Only one thing was left: the routine procedure that both brothers had become accustomed to.

Make like a tree and get outta here. Bing bang zam.

Hey, hey there, don't tell me they turned on us
Now, where there's a will, there's a way to do it
But, we'll never escape if we don't stick to it
Now, let us make like anti aging cream and vanish right now
We're not welcome here, let's go 'fore we get in a row

Now, our latest invention, we sold to these chumps
Just pieces of junk we found in the dumps
Studied how the suckers think, had it down pat
Said, "We're gonna sell all the snake-oil, stat!"

Because they thought that they worked
All of Manehatten, the berks,
Gave us their cash like
One, two, three

Now, the crowds are kinda angry, they beat our sail
Like a hurricane, a furious gale
Should we be lingering, wait on the spot?
Don't know 'bout you Flim, but I think not!
On this eventful day, we should both run away!

Why, I say, "Run-for-it-ivity
If you've got that stuff called Run-for-it-ivity
We gotta split, just go!"
All of our earned money gonna get refunded
Run-for-it-ivity means we keep the dough!
Yes siree (Yes siree)
Yes siree (Yes siree)
You spot your chance, take the opportunity
By applyin' Run-for-it-ivity
If you've got that stuff called Run-for-it-ivity
And keep your head down low (Land Ho, Land Ho)
We're be alright, we know

Now, don't think these ponies are the only ones
Who we both swindled outta their sums
Yes, Flim and Flam, made our pitch
Left others in the ditch!

Now, torch and pitchforks handed 'round
Mob forming up tight
Staring angrily to start up a fight
Twice he came to visit, twice we duped the town
Sold a useless product by sundown

We thought "Maybe, they're not dumb,
Surely somepony remembers who the two of us are!"
Apparently, they don't, lucky us, idiots.

Ponies kept a-buyin', buyin' all our stuff
Before they realized it's a load of duff
Now they're really angry, Flam, it's time to scram
Moving to the next town for our scam
On this eventful day, we should both run away!

Says I, "Brother of mine, Run-for-it-ivity
If you've got that stuff called Run-for-it-ivity
We gotta split, just go!
All of our earned money gonna get refunded
Run-for-it-ivity means we keep the dough!
Yes siree (Yes siree)
Yes siree (Yes siree)
You spot your chance, take the opportunity
By applyin' Run-for-it-ivity
If you've got that stuff called Run-for-it-ivity
And keep your head down low (Land Ho, Land Ho)
We're be alright, we know

(Yes, siree, yes, siree)
(You spot your chance, take the opportunity )
(By applyin' Run-for-it-ivity )
(If you've got that stuff called Run-for-it-ivity )
(We're be alright, we know)
(We're be alright, we know)