(Note: Sung to the tune of Camp Rock's "Gotta Find You")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle

Always remember to close your eye when you get to the 'stick a cupcake in my eye' bit of a Pinkie Promise.

Twilight sometimes forgets that, before being painfully reminded. She wonders if maybe for safety purposes it ought to be revised.

Every time I make a Pinkie Promise swear...
And go through all the motions as you do,
I think it's somewhat hazardous to any mare
To poke out their own eye, I swear it's true!

I need to remember to stop my hoof
Or just close that eye, you goof...

Cos the first few steps' easy enough
But make sure your hoof holds back
Before it blinds you
It's gonna blind you
I'm still missing all my sight
I have but one good eye
Pinkie Swears blind you
It's gonna blind you
Oh yeah, yeah yeah

I recall somepony made the promise twice
But didn't think to close up either eye
And so for the whole day, patches over both eyes
She couldn't take them off until that night!

She needs to remember to stop my hoof
Or just close that eye, that goof...

Cos the first few steps' easy enough
But make sure your hoof holds back
Before it blinds you
It's gonna blind you
I'm still missing all my sight
I have but one good eye
Pinkie Swears blind you
It's gonna blind you
Oh yeah, yeah yeah

Been saying "cross my heart and hope to fly"
The last bit makes the newbies want to cry
As they poke themselves right where it stings
That's gotta hurt... you poor old thing
Oh! Before it blinds you...Yeah

Cos the first few steps' easy enough
But make sure your hoof holds back
Before it blinds you
It's gonna blind you
Yeah yeah!
I'm still missing all my sight
I have but one good eye
Pinkie Swears blind you
It's gonna blind you

Cos the first few steps' easy enough
But make sure your hoof holds back
Before it blinds you
It's gonna blind you
I'm still missing all my sight
I have but one good eye
Pinkie Swears blind you
It's gonna blind you

Yeah! Yeah!
It's gonna blind you...

Author's Note

As requested by lalamelody2019.