(Note: Sung to the tune of Beauty And The Beast's "Something There")

Sung by Queen Chrysalis and The Cute Citizens of Wuvy-Dovey Land

Dramatically banished from Canterlot after the Royal Wedding invasion failed, Queen Chrysalis and the rest of the Changeling Army crashed into what appeared to be a rather small village.

Just then, a small cat-like creature that oozed 'obnoxiously cute' at first glance happily welcomed them into the village with a cupcake. The changelings found it rather bewildering that they would welcome clearly dangerous creatures like them so openly.

But, well, Chrysalis isn't daft enough to pass up a good thing. Walking buffets for everyone, she declared!

They're rather sweet
And very kind
There's lots of love to go around on which we'll dine
They're not too bright, of that I'm sure
I wonder why we didn't find this place before?

They came this way
Something we saw
They sucked us dry and left us shaking on the floor?
No it can't be, I'll just ignore
Because we've never seen these new best friends before!

They're really stupid, golly
Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
They're walking dinner trolleys
We're sucking their love and they simply do not see

Well, who'd have thought? (I think they are)
Not that I care... (Too dumb to live)
We should throw them a welcome party in the square!
Good grief, they're stupid!
We'll wait and see, a few days more
At least while something cares, we won't starve like before
At least while something cares, we won't starve like before
At least while something cares, we won't starve like before

Author's Note

Based on the comics.