(Note: Sung to the tune of Oliver And Company's "Good Company")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

How do you stop two small foals from crying when you're babysitting? Well, Pinkie tried a few things, one of which was a comedy act.

"Hey, you're a wonderful crowd here tonight! Where y'all from?" asked Pinkie, putting a mike to them. They didn't answer, but Pinkie carried on anyway.

"Wow, that's great."

My tree died, got 'nother like it, see
Now I got TWO dead trees
I'm trying to make good comedy,
You from me
Yes, the cold-air balloon
Didn't take off that soon...
To you two from me
I'm trying to make good comedy,
You and me
Yes, tonight the show's free!

Start the day with a smile, I say
Get it over with, see!
I'm trying to make good comedy,
You and me
Just wait and see

There was a short pause, and then Pumpkin and Pound burst into tears again.

"Wow. Tough crowd," Pinkie remarked.

Author's Note

Sir Alexander Graham Ben got the first wrong telephone call.