(Note: Sung to the tune of The Haunted Mansion's "Grim Grinning Ghosts")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

Quite possibly the worst cooking disaster (apart from the Cutie Mark Crusader's attempts to get a baking cutie mark) was the time Applejack made muffins after some sleepless days and nights, too tired to notice she wasn't using the right ingredients...

These muffins, sporting ingredients such as soda, crushed potato chips and worms soon earned its infamous name, Baked Bads.

Spike seemed to think they were OK, though. Taste is subjective, I suppose.

When AJ's in the kitchen chambers
She can do an apple crumble that entices all
But today she made muffins that would turn you deathly still
The whole of Ponyville was present
Waiting with anticipation and delight

When she gets no sleep, she makes big mistakes
One bite and you would find it hard to stay awake
Bile rises in my mouth
And my health is going south
Grim Gritty Gross Baked Bads are totally out
My tummy's doing flip-flops right inside
Those muffins are evil personified
The hospital wing is packed
With those who's tums were attacked
Grim Gritty Gross Baked Bads ain't coming back
Nurse Redheart's being swept right off her hooves
Thousands of patients with no time to lose
The atmosphere's filled with gloom
The hospital has no more room
Grim Gritty Gross Baked Bads are signs of doom
When you hear the knell of a requiem bell
Those things sent you where spirits dwell
No don't eat that! You'll despise
Any mouthful of any size
Mwahahahahahahahaha

If you would like to join our jamboree
Equestria Daily has a recipe
Why you'd make them I don't see
Your food poisoning's all that's free
But you should know that misery loves company

Don't eat that...Don't eat that...
Are you sure you want to try them out?
If you decide to make 'em
You should write up your will now
You'll be...dying...to have them
...Or maybe you'll just die, period.

Author's Note

As requested by GoodStoryLover.