(Note: Sung to the tune of Lady and The Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure's "I Didn't Know That I Could Feel This Way")

Sung by Flim and Flam

When con-artists Flim and Flam were only young, they were the sorts of ponies who were itching to make money on pretty much any scheme they could think off. Some were successful, others not so much.

Indeed, they probably would have been the same as any other pony had it not been for the fact that one day, the two of them succeeded in scamming an entire playground out of what was easily ten times their monthly pocket money. It was made worse by the fact that the two actually earned their cutie marks out of this.

They later told their parents they got it for their entrepreneurial skills. It wasn't technically a lie, so they felt that the answer was adequate.

I never done this dealing before
We rake in so much money, I can't ignore
And I see that there's more now
Than just playing fair

I never felt my heart beat so fast
We scammed all the kids down to the last
Look how happy they are with their wares

It's amazing that we're in the dough
Look how rich we could be
I didn't know that I could deal this way

It's so crazy that they bought the lie
It's better than a dream
I didn't know that I could deal this way

It makes me warm and happy inside
Our loot gets me all dizzy and starry eyed
All these feelings I have
Have me asking

Is this our life?
Is this our life?
It's awesome
I can hardly speak
Sales ponies nonpareil/Sales ponies nonpareil

I didn't know that I could deal
I never dreamed that I could deal
I didn't know that I could deal
This way

Author's Note

I might have mentioned it before, but I'm running low on ideas. Not in the song department, just in the title department. So if you could leave a comment naming a song and a good parody title I think I can squeeze out some semblance of a song. Thanks!